I wish my body would decide if we were actually gonna have cramps or not
ETA: THERE IS NOW TMI ABOUT POOP IN THIS PLURK

(I say, knowing with just where they're at now other people would've taken a painkiller already)

(I did give in and take an ibuprofen)

and waking up because of The Cramp 90 minutes before my already-early alarm, gotta love it.

(no, no we don't)

Tip did loaf on me tho and purred real hard, so that was nice

but then she bit my chin so IDK

okay but going from near constipated over the weekend into Monday (thanks cheeseburger & beer) to toxic babypoop can't-stop-shitting poo late yesterday and into today (thanks sloughing hormones)

I don't like it, is what I'm saying

and it confuses me how the human body can do this

(I don't need an explanation, 'bodies are gross and also weird' is good enough)

bodies are dumb. this is why