

Troy👻McClure
What does your character think mine needs?


Becky
Alaric thinks Max needs him.

Becky
specifically

Troy👻McClure
this is not wrong

cacopheny
Lark needs somebody to constantly throw things for him to keep him occupied. also his guy

Becky
I mean he could probably get more general but. Nah

LadyRogue
Caden thinks Jesus needs to get some sense of self-preservation. Being this nice to everyone gets you dead. O.O

Troy👻McClure
LadyRogue
: literally all his friends think this too!

Troy👻McClure
meanwhile he will continue to gather ALL the friends!

LadyRogue
SEE?! Come on, my dude.


LadyRogue
laksjerl;krje WAIT NO

LadyRogue
DON'T COLLECT ANGER SON

LadyRogue
HE DIDN'T AGREE TO THIS

Troy👻McClure
TOO LATE

LadyRogue
FUCK

LadyRogue
FUCKITY FUCKING FUCK

LadyRogue
Ro, make him stop.


𝕊𝕥𝕚𝕝𝕝ℝ𝕚𝕘𝕙𝕥ℍ𝕖𝕣𝕖
she literally cannot, she's been trying for years, you're theirs now

LadyRogue
WELL FUCK

ȡ𝓲𝘴ą𝘴𝓽є𝓻
Not literally all, Drake is on Jesus' side but also, don't listen to him bc selfless kindness is why HE'S dead soooooooo...

LadyRogue
wtf is wrong with all you. OF COURSE THAT'S HOW YOU GOT DEAD

ȡ𝓲𝘴ą𝘴𝓽є𝓻
I know, right? Who let them be a couple?!

LadyRogue
Caden just over here like


𝕊𝕥𝕚𝕝𝕝ℝ𝕚𝕘𝕙𝕥ℍ𝕖𝕣𝕖
Rosita is not dead u_u

ȡ𝓲𝘴ą𝘴𝓽є𝓻
Rosita has way more self preservation and worth than either of them.

LadyRogue
Ro is good, but the boys are not, and this makes Caden even more


ȡ𝓲𝘴ą𝘴𝓽є𝓻
Their party convo could very easily pivot to "yeah, people typically love Jesus and trust his kindness quickly but for some reason stay suspicious of me for ages.
" He struggles with this but has decided it's down to cuteness lmao.


LadyRogue
Buddy

Lady Stardust
an ear rub and to calm the fuck down (except not to calm down at all ever)

ȡ𝓲𝘴ą𝘴𝓽є𝓻
Also, meme: Drake thinks Jesus needs to believe in his own importance and that he deserves good things.

Bartleby
Vrenille thinks Jesus needs to be slowly and intensely fucked awake from a sound sleep (by him, obvs)

ȡ𝓲𝘴ą𝘴𝓽є𝓻
Haha Drake suggested somno once as therapy for how Jesus stresses over being woken up... he was only half joking.

Troy👻McClure
Bartleby
: I want to do that thread SO BAD

Bartleby
It can be on deck as soon as we wrap up some of the many yummy things we've got going. I want it too


Troy👻McClure
I'm coming for tags tonight!!

Bartleby
I am here for it! (I mean, I might be asleep at the time, practically speaking, but I love waking up to tags in my inbox in the morning)