
Quinneapolis
so, the rapture

Quinneapolis
around the world, millions vanish, leaving behind piles of clothes

Quinneapolis
a familiar image we all know

Quinneapolis
but here's how to make it more challenging

Quinneapolis
around the world, millions vanish, leaving behind their pants

Love Snake Kaja
I dunno, things are pretty challenging already with all the shit that goes on after the rapture.

Love Snake Kaja
Stuff like hornet creatures that sting you and cause you to be in unceasing pain

Love Snake Kaja
Your suggested scenario is amusing tho

Quinneapolis
philosophically challenging

Quinneapolis
you have to go through the Tribulations while being like

Quinneapolis
why just the pants

moontouched
yeah i'd definitely be like "why just the pants"

Rama
God does not recognize pants because they didn't exist in the Bronze Age when all these prophecies were written

bluecanary
full porky piggin it in the eternal paradise with my hog taker and my log maker on full display

bluecanary
kate mckinnon voice

Echo
There are no pants in heaven.

ShootingXC
because Harambe is there, waiting, and you know what they say

Quinneapolis
I'm not sure I do

RobotApocalypse
dicks out for harambe