His Highness has decided to sit on my lap. This never happens. Maui is not a lapcat.

He has claimed your lap and I doubt it will ever go back

He's so pretty!

you have been told your place, human

once in a while my non-lap-cat void will cuddle me and i hold my breath so he wont run off. dont move! your lap is his now

I didn't move, but he got up. he does like to sleep on me when I'm sleeping, though.

Aww sneaky snuggles

yes!