🌸 Mɪᴋᴏᴛᴏʙᴀ
/enabling] here is my emp ad from earlier this month, the tdm is tomorrow, ooo you want to join our great ace attorney cast so bad ooo
🌸 Mɪᴋᴏᴛᴏʙᴀ
if you want to be truly chaotic (which, honestly, is just ryu & kaz & yujin's lives rn) you can bring us The Wrong Sherlock Holmes, or have phoenix show up to look at ryu like hey great grandpa what the fuck did you do to the legal system? we don't have juries???
𝟷𝟹𝟺𝟹𝟺𝟶.
galaxy brain idea bring in rdj holmes and fuck up TWO casts in one!
🌸 Mɪᴋᴏᴛᴏʙᴀ
𝟷𝟹𝟺𝟹𝟺𝟶. : TWO FOR ONE BABEY!!!!!!!
𝟷𝟹𝟺𝟹𝟺𝟶.
its economical
🌸 Mɪᴋᴏᴛᴏʙᴀ
other things that are happening:
- yujin's best friend is a dog man & he also has a crush on benedict cumberbatch
- yujin's memories are attacking a gundam man with vicious dream geese
- the cast has watched a biased AU copy of the matrix and now believes morpheus/neo is canon
- the only other lawyer on board is a transformer
𝟷𝟹𝟺𝟹𝟺𝟶.
im
𝟷𝟹𝟺𝟹𝟺𝟶.
fucking crying
🌸 Mɪᴋᴏᴛᴏʙᴀ
we also realized the other day that all of them have british english accents but none of them are british on account of being japanese guys + a robot
𝟷𝟹𝟺𝟹𝟺𝟶.
LMFKLASJ
🌸 Mɪᴋᴏᴛᴏʙᴀ
oh yeah also happening: asoryu being a gay mess while not discussing whether they are or actually becoming an item but IT'S ASORYU. THAT'S JUST STANDARD FOR THEM
🌸 Mɪᴋᴏᴛᴏʙᴀ
marta your old man bestie is having a time and will never not be having a time
𝟷𝟹𝟺𝟹𝟺𝟶.
🌸 Mɪᴋᴏᴛᴏʙᴀ
https://imgs.plurk.com/QD0/zwW/l87Y1SWkLYiwYSE4F6tQhgvNk87_lg.png i need to make this a plurk emote
🌸 Mɪᴋᴏᴛᴏʙᴀ
girl you are MESSY
Peil Wiggler
YOU WOULDNT WANT JURIES EITHER IF YOU EXPERIENCED THE ONES HE HAD TO DEAL WITH, OK
Peil Wiggler
Peil Wiggler
But yes please
Peil Wiggler
Enabling hard
Peil Wiggler
Someone break Asoryu out of this dumb stalemate they're in
🌸 Mɪᴋᴏᴛᴏʙᴀ
LMAO RYU VS THE ENGLISH JURY
🌸 Mɪᴋᴏᴛᴏʙᴀ
please join us. imagine. susato kicking the whole cast's ass
Peil Wiggler
I want it
🌸 Mɪᴋᴏᴛᴏʙᴀ
three grown ass men put in their place by a tiny 16 yr old girl who can and will physically toss them!!
ᴄᴜᴛ ᴀɴᴅ ʀᴜɴ
what if i apped someone from the matrix
🌸 Mɪᴋᴏᴛᴏʙᴀ
i just started wheezing ᴄᴜᴛ ᴀɴᴅ ʀᴜɴ :
🌸 Mɪᴋᴏᴛᴏʙᴀ
if you app someone from the matrix i am pretty sure newt will start crying because he blubbered through gay movie night
ᴄᴜᴛ ᴀɴᴅ ʀᴜɴ
i mean gestures at trinity journal
🌸 Mɪᴋᴏᴛᴏʙᴀ
cries
ᴄᴜᴛ ᴀɴᴅ ʀᴜɴ
she would probably just deadpan be like yes that's exactly how it happened
🌸 Mɪᴋᴏᴛᴏʙᴀ
poor trinity in the cyberpunk cowboy matrix,,,
🌸 Mɪᴋᴏᴛᴏʙᴀ
caught between two men in love when she just wanted to save cyberspace
ᴄᴜᴛ ᴀɴᴅ ʀᴜɴ
also take off that stupid hat, neo!
Peil Wiggler
https://images.plurk.com/7yOg2dsQvaU7VO5pHFg1Og.png
Peil Wiggler
just an average jury experience for Ryunosuke
🌸 Mɪᴋᴏᴛᴏʙᴀ
RACIST JUROR 2 IS THE MOST INSIDIOUS RACIST OF THE GAME LMFAO
Peil Wiggler
DEEPLY AND TRULY LMFAOOOOO
🌸 Mɪᴋᴏᴛᴏʙᴀ
at least everybody else will straight up tell you they are racist she is SNEAKY RACIST
Peil Wiggler
YEAH, YEAH.
Peil Wiggler
I wanted to do the first jury in the game bc of the knife pervert being such a standout specimen but there’s a higher than average number of normal people in that one.
🌸 Mɪᴋᴏᴛᴏʙᴀ
the fucking lsdkjf knife pervert
🌸 Mɪᴋᴏᴛᴏʙᴀ
stronghart picking up as many winning jurors as possible for his special little exchange lawyer boy
Peil Wiggler
THANKS MAEL! YOU SHITHEAD!
🌸 Mɪᴋᴏᴛᴏʙᴀ
oh dear he is 500 minutes late for his last meeting byeeeeeee
Peil Wiggler
🌸 Mɪᴋᴏᴛᴏʙᴀ
actually real nightmare mode for the cast is bring us stronghart or jigoku <3
🌸 Mɪᴋᴏᴛᴏʙᴀ
i think at this point yujin would probably flat deck jigoku he's had a long couple weeks
🐅 its harry
LMAO
🐅 its harry
please app to this game to get punched. thanks
🌸 Mɪᴋᴏᴛᴏʙᴀ
it'll be fine they wont try to throw them out the airlock or anything
🌸 Mɪᴋᴏᴛᴏʙᴀ
(i think ive only seen one stronghart out there and i am pretty sure me and lex are in a game of chicken to see who picks up jigoku first LMFAO)
🐅 its harry
jkfdkdfkjhg
whimsea
i hope you get a sholmes (or anyone of course) gotta learn what disasters are standard on station
🌸 Mɪᴋᴏᴛᴏʙᴀ
Ty.... I would also kill for Susato
🌸 Mɪᴋᴏᴛᴏʙᴀ
She would be such an addition to the ximi teen squad
Peil Wiggler
GOD YEAH ;;
🐅 its harry
god she fucking would\
🐅 its harry
sobs . . . i want to See Her
🌸 Mɪᴋᴏᴛᴏʙᴀ
i want her to make friends with the cast's cr lmao the meijis are all like SEE?? SHES THE BEST RIGHT
Peil Wiggler
PLEASE.... GOD... I WISH....
whimsea
yes i would adoooore a susato
whimsea
ciri going i think she's friend shaped time to Defend
Peil Wiggler
If Amm wasn't in 2 games I would make big pleading eyes at her
🌸 Mɪᴋᴏᴛᴏʙᴀ
CIRI AND SUSATO
🐅 its harry
CIRI AND SUSATO........
Peil Wiggler
CIRI AND SUSATO!!!!!!!!!!!!
🌸 Mɪᴋᴏᴛᴏʙᴀ
i need susato to teach her how to physically knock a grown man upside down and also I need them to be normal teen girl friends
🌸 Mɪᴋᴏᴛᴏʙᴀ
they deserve it
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