Why is this anonymous kid on the Farina box?

it says the boy, Acido Folico, is an excellent hero because he eats farina.

right there on the box

be like Acido in 2 1/2 fucking minutes!

2 1/2 fucking minutes sounds like average male performance!

stop bragging about Mr P, Polly!

2 1/2 minutes? Well, someones having a good night then, isn't he?

Mr. Longfellow.

Acido Folico had a bit part in tonight’s Silo episode