skerple
> downloads Daggerfall from GOG out of a kind of vague nostalgia, since I never managed to get anywhere in it as a kid but really wanted to
> starts playing
> stops playing and googles "daggerfall gog can't swing weapon"
skerple
it's possible there is a reason this was free
moontouched
oh no
skerple
oh you have to MOVE the mouse while attacking
skerple
also wow the dosbox instance REALLY does not like me alt-tabbing out for any reason
Kosh
dosbox and alt tab are not friends
skerple
So I See
skerple
https://images.plurk.com/69kiHOBbBu8JkyWBSWsbD7.png well anyway I'm the sexiest lizert in all the land
skerple
(originally I was going to be Khajiit but I saw human faces in the character creation screen and instantly lost all interest)
skerple
argonian lizard titties are so hilarious. like why.
Dragomorph
oh yeah khajiit in the earlier games look like that. They had to come up with a lore reason for it
And I`m BooV
I love the lore reason by the way. For anyone who doesn't know there's a sliding scale of cat-ness and big-ness on which all khajiit are born depending on the phases of the moons
And I`m BooV
So you've got khajiit who are Just Humanish Dudes (of varying height), you've got furries (of varying height), you've got sapient housecats and you've got ELEPHANT-SIZED TIGERS
skerple
omfg. that rules actually.
Hamlet 3.3.87
although it does bring up many, many disquieting questions about the mating and lifecycles
Kosh
Furstocks /sage nod
You get 17 of them and it depends on the moon phases at the time of their birth. Most of them are just like
Oh that's a tiger person
Oh that's a leopard
Kosh
https://images.plurk.com/3i4Anh18KE2OlwZjzV68OO.jpg https://images.plurk.com/1w6zojNpNIC5pcR8HzNhVr.jpg
But these are also fully sentient khajiit
Kosh
your access to possible thumbs is a moonbased lottery depending on when your parents doinked
skerple
I have some size-related concerns about whether these different types of khajiit can produce kids together
skerple
obviously if a vaguely humanish person and a giant sentient housecat mutually agree to fuck, that's their business and its fine, I just have questions about the logistics
Hamlet 3.3.87
i'm more concerned by two housecat sized and shaped ones mate at the wrong time of month, child is born human sized
Hamlet 3.3.87
this is. Concerning.
skerple
I just checked the wiki and apparently newborn khajiit look very similar to each other and are smol
moontouched
kittens are kittens
skerple
they grow into their individual morphology after birth
Hamlet 3.3.87
ok, that's. Reassuring, albeit making for a VERY strange childhood
Hamlet 3.3.87
the worst day in any khajiit parent's life: the point at which your 2 year old develops opposable thumbs
skerple
two housecat-sized khajiit desperately trying to wrangle their toddler who just got thumbs and is probably also big enough to pick them up
Hamlet 3.3.87
...you know. I'm thinking, cat colonies. Khajiit colonies would be vital
Hamlet 3.3.87
coparenting with all the various sizes and shapes of kitty people, housecat type parents soothing kids while they sleep, being cuddly watchers, human-ish ones doing anything that needs opposable thumbs, tiger-sized GUARD PARENTS
skerple
oh you are SO right
skerple
and like, per the wiki, the quadrupedal types wear clothes/armor despite being unable to dress themselves, so obviously there's already some cultural precedent for bethumbed Khajiit to help thumbless Khajiit out with manual tasks
skerple
https://images.plurk.com/2uGndhKZsd6zs11121Yq2A.png dressing her is SOMEBODY'S job
Hamlet 3.3.87
yeah. they totally gotta live in colonies, it's the only way things would make sense
And I`m BooV
God I love the kittyjhiit in ESO they're so good
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