?? why is google celebrating scones today...

and why are the pastries squinting at each other in suspicion...

these scones suspect each other of THINGS

lmao

one of them is an impastry

oh, i can answer the second question

one's cornish and one's from devon

that sounds like a shitpost but it's not, cornwall and devon have Serious Arguments about the correct way to apply jam and cream to a scone (which, as my mum point out, is ironic bc a real cornish cream tea shouldn't even have scones)

(the correct answer, by the way, is "scones are best with only butter or only cream, thus sparing us the argument")

why google is scone-themed today, however, continues to be a mystery to me

love that britan's history is like, 200 civil wars and half of them is over the order of how to put stuff on bread

and yet we're still like "the english civil war" like there aren't centuries' worth of them

the english civil war, otherwise known as: england

honestly every english county has That One Neighbouring County We Hate ime

(for county durham we hate yorkshire but it's very one-sided because part of the reason we hate yorkshire is that they keep forgetting county durham exists)

ooo, interesting :0

for the record also the reason a cornish cream tea shouldn't have scones is that up until the mid 20th century a cornish cream tea had splits instead (which are basically a sort of bread roll which you cut down the middle and fill with cream and jam, i have never had one but my mum, who holidayed in Cornwall a lot in the 60s, speaks highly of them)

so scones are INTERLOPERS

:0 impastries

we have now solved the riddle of which the impastry is