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there is a D/s Shadowgast fic on AO3 entitled "Soup Powered Fuck Machine" and gods now I have to read it.
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๐๐ธ๐ป๐ญ ๐๐พ๐ฌ๐ด๐ต๐ฎ๐ป๐ธ๐
also someone reminded me why I love dom!Essek and Sub!Caleb and like that was my first gateway into CR fanfic
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Phennoix๐
its a very good combo
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๐๐ธ๐ป๐ญ ๐๐พ๐ฌ๐ด๐ต๐ฎ๐ป๐ธ๐
it so is
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Moose
Soup Powered Fuck Machine was Essek's nickname in college.
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Phennoix๐
LMAO
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Phennoix๐
sure was
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๐๐ธ๐ป๐ญ ๐๐พ๐ฌ๐ด๐ต๐ฎ๐ป๐ธ๐
okay so evidentally it did not want to post for me that it was a nickname Essek got at a Denny's at 3 am in the morning before finals
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it was supposed to post earlier than it did but no
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Phennoix๐
still super accurate
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and fucking was a euphemism for studying because everyone knew that Essek would get snippy
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and he is adorable when he is tart with people
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Phennoix๐
lmao
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Air Ashari
Oh you dear purple boi.
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he and Caleb are true foils. they both are hot when they're condescending
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indeed they are-- I love it
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crisp lasagna
a while back I was using the Drowish translator to try and come up with undercommon dirty talk and when the Normal Euphemisms failed to provide........soup is a great funny pun to me now
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๐๐ข๐โ๐๐๐ป๐ฒ๐ท๐ฌ๐ฎ๐ผ๐ผ
Why do I imagine that would be the name of the Nein's attempt at a Steam Powered Giraffe cover band.
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oh my god that is amazing!
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๐ธ๐๐พ๐๐๐พ๐๐๐๐๐๐
Why have you not linked it. You canโt just tease us like this!!
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I am linking it!
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Soup Powered Fuck Machine - VexedVixen - Critical Ro...
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LINKED
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