also friends I made the best joke at work and no one got it. I was setting up some equipment and we had to hold it steady
coworker: "its just hard to hold it straight!"
me: "ah well, I see the problem"
coworker: "huh?"
me: "yeah IM holding it!"
coworker: "????"
me: "........ because im not straight"
AND SHE JUST GOT SO CONFUSED LMAO

COMPLETELY WASTED

I LOVE MAKING THAT JOKE

laughing when i cant park straight, lmao well

i commonly throw out: the straightest part of me is my hair
(and then forever insist on curling my hair bc no straight allowed)

LAME

Them not getting the joke. The joke was awesome

TY FRIENDS

IT WAS SO GOOD

Pfft.

omg lmao. co-worker whyyy.

ᴏ̨ᴜᴇᴇɴ ᴏғ ʜᴇʟʟ- : thats a good one im gonna use that

Best joke.

ᴡɪɴᴄʜᴇꜱᴛᴇʀ ᴡɪʟᴅ : ty ty

It's such a good one!

lol!