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sabiiiiiiiine and hera

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and CHOPPER

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thats my fam right there

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i hope that since kallus was in mando that zeb is still poking around GIVE ME REBELS FAM YOU FUCKERS

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i'm not going to go off on about how unimpressive rosario's acting is YET AGAIN, nope

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also just fucking show thrawn already for fucks sake

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i will probably hate watch this show because i want my rebels sequel and if this is the only way i get it, well

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(was sabine using ezra's saber in that one scene??)

hebe
i'm here for Thrawn honestly, I love her but I'm kinda done with Ahsoka

hebe
let her go please

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i hope this ends her story

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but i doubt it

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it should've ended like 4 shows ago looool

hebe
i'm sure she'll show up in the movies he's doing about the rise of the first order

hebe
somehow

hebe
always there

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if its how i get my first order content then i'll just suffer through those too

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goddamn filoni

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again i dont hate ahsoka i am just really burned out on her and filoni's need to put her in everything, i feel like i always need to disclaim that

hebe
same, all the time. I LOVE her but her ending was perfect for her and I loved it

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it was so well done

Oiy ^._.^๐
wait, wait, wait, was my Kallus in Mando?????? I thought it was just Zeb (or did you say that backwards? OR DID I MISS MORE???) god jsut give me my rebels... give me my odd couple.

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oh wait no i think it was zeb AHAHA SORRY no i'm a dumbass

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but gosh zeb and kallus showing up i would lose itttt

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oh man, i was about to lose it in general. I'd do a murder for them to show up together somewhere. I'd honestly scream and have to go lay down.

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my dearest odd couple ;-;

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i ship them as hard as i do churrit and baze. just give me the good boys

hebe
why didn't they just make it a zeb and Kallus show?

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you want me to expire, huh?

hebe
(I know why, Disney wants the sweet easy money slapping Ahsoka's name on it)

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i'd pay good money for that

hebe
same but Disney are cowards

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they really are ;-;

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in the same way disney backed out of palpatine fucking

hebe
taking the coward's way out

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they got no BACKBONE

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WE ARE PALPATINE FUCKS TRUTHERS

hebe
they had Kylo literally say Rey's dad was Palpatine's son in the movie

hebe
but NOOOOOO then they had to scramble to backtrack like OWN IT YOU COWARDS

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LMAO

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i'm gonna go to a convention and ask them

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why are you cowards?

hebe
please

hebe
embrace Palpatine fucks

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the mouse would probably snipe me

hebe
do it you guys went there and now you don't get to go back

hebe
Mickey trying to silce us

hebe
silence us

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you are my people.


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i had to go find this again

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CRACK IN THE FORCE: Magical Emperor Palpatine

antler queen
lmfao the palpatine fucks truthers

antler queen
ilu guys

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THATS US

antler queen
in one of my very old game discords we had a star wars room and the description after tros was "do sheev fuck???"

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no joke we were speculating on palpatine being rey's dad when they dropped that first trailer and we were ... ALMOST RIGHT?

antler queen
so after she healed the snake I nudged my husband and went oh my god baby yoda is rey's dad

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fdshjdsrewhfs

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crying

antler queen
that's why luke recognized her on ahch-to, he could tell she was part yoda (jesus christ disney name the yoda species)

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plz

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he's like "jesus christ, not another one"

antler queen
he suddenly realizes why there aren't any others; turns out yoda genes are all recessive when combined with human

antler queen
and all those fuckers did was bang humans

antler queen
how can I ruin star wars more

antler queen
chewbacca is ben's real dad

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fdhfdjks hell yea

antler queen
bc of the height

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he also has that beautiful hair

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(he has to full body wax once every other week)

antler queen
if I make a palpatine fucks t-shirt design will anyone but this plurk buy it

antler queen
probably not

antler queen
but

antler queen
I'm gonna

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LMAO your three sales are here in this plurk

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OH i have a snoke/palpatine pin that some artist on twitter made

antler queen
screams

antler queen
omg corie

antler queen
did I show u sexy snoke

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i need to find it

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fdjksfhd please i need to see it

antler queen
apparently early canon was supposed to bethat snoke had once been a tall lithe elven creature

antler queen
pls hold

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they probably knew that if they made snoke sexy we wouldnt have been able to handle it

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cowards

antler queen
Afterblossom๐ฐAFA Singapore on Twitter

antler queen
there u go

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of course it was kelly who drew it HAHA

antler queen
I hate him just being a clone

antler queen
that's dumb

antler queen
make him just some weird evil guy!!!!

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they took the least interesting explanation and ran with it

antler queen
"how did any of this happen" "idk everyone's a clone"

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they could've done something fun with the snoke reveal but nah he's just a clone

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i dont even care that they killed him off, because i knew he was not meant to really be more than a stand in for something else but

antler queen
I read a "Rey is a Palpatine clone" theory after TLJ that was interesting but I can't believe the weirdest tinfoil theory was almost correct

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right..... and there were some fuckin weird ass theories

antler queen
I half believed that Rey was another Force-spawn like Anakin

antler queen
imagine the Force just constantly attempting to create the chosen one

antler queen
and facepalming when these idiots do dumbassery

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i wouldnt have minded that one and it wouldve actually made narrative sense

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anakin was supposed to bring balance but didnt so lets try again

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and with kylo being her equal in the darkness it would've worked with the dyad thing

antler queen
the force creates a kid just to fucking stop skywalker bullshit

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like maybe HE was meant to be some kind of chosen one but snoke got to him so it made rey and oops dyad

antler queen
we brought this line into this world and we can take it out of it

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how did we come up with a better idea than the people who were paid millions to do it

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hey lucasfilm, not too late to hire us

antler queen
this is what their writers room must be like tho

antler queen
just what's the dumbest idea

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looooool

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"no we need something stupider than that - oh i know - CLONES"

antler queen
everyone get drunk and throw darts at the idea board

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to think that they had a legit story group for the first two films

hebe
Palpatine fucking was the best idea they came up with honestly

hebe
they took away one of the few things I liked in the last movie

hebe
YOU CAN'T TAKE THAT FROM YOU COWARDLY MOUSE

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there was so little joyful things about it and literally all of them were ruined by either the end of the film or lucasfilm afterwards

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ben solo running around his pajamas? dead after kissing a girl

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palpatine fucking? nah, rey's dad was a CLONE

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surely he had some disciple that was like aw yeah i cannot wait to bang this old kind of creepy creature

hebe
Palpatine was just that sexy

hebe
Disney can't take that away