ยฟ๐–๐–”๐–’๐–” ๐–Š๐–˜๐–™๐–†๐–˜?
i hope that since kallus was in mando that zeb is still poking around GIVE ME REBELS FAM YOU FUCKERS
ยฟ๐–๐–”๐–’๐–” ๐–Š๐–˜๐–™๐–†๐–˜?
i'm not going to go off on about how unimpressive rosario's acting is YET AGAIN, nope
ยฟ๐–๐–”๐–’๐–” ๐–Š๐–˜๐–™๐–†๐–˜?
also just fucking show thrawn already for fucks sake
ยฟ๐–๐–”๐–’๐–” ๐–Š๐–˜๐–™๐–†๐–˜?
i will probably hate watch this show because i want my rebels sequel and if this is the only way i get it, well
ยฟ๐–๐–”๐–’๐–” ๐–Š๐–˜๐–™๐–†๐–˜?
(was sabine using ezra's saber in that one scene??)
hebe
i'm here for Thrawn honestly, I love her but I'm kinda done with Ahsoka
hebe
let her go please
ยฟ๐–๐–”๐–’๐–” ๐–Š๐–˜๐–™๐–†๐–˜?
it should've ended like 4 shows ago looool
hebe
i'm sure she'll show up in the movies he's doing about the rise of the first order
hebe
somehow
hebe
always there
ยฟ๐–๐–”๐–’๐–” ๐–Š๐–˜๐–™๐–†๐–˜?
if its how i get my first order content then i'll just suffer through those too
ยฟ๐–๐–”๐–’๐–” ๐–Š๐–˜๐–™๐–†๐–˜?
again i dont hate ahsoka i am just really burned out on her and filoni's need to put her in everything, i feel like i always need to disclaim that
hebe
same, all the time. I LOVE her but her ending was perfect for her and I loved it
Oiy ^._.^๐Ÿ“
wait, wait, wait, was my Kallus in Mando?????? I thought it was just Zeb (or did you say that backwards? OR DID I MISS MORE???) god jsut give me my rebels... give me my odd couple.
ยฟ๐–๐–”๐–’๐–” ๐–Š๐–˜๐–™๐–†๐–˜?
oh wait no i think it was zeb AHAHA SORRY no i'm a dumbass
ยฟ๐–๐–”๐–’๐–” ๐–Š๐–˜๐–™๐–†๐–˜?
but gosh zeb and kallus showing up i would lose itttt
Oiy ^._.^๐Ÿ“
oh man, i was about to lose it in general. I'd do a murder for them to show up together somewhere. I'd honestly scream and have to go lay down.
Oiy ^._.^๐Ÿ“
my dearest odd couple ;-;
Oiy ^._.^๐Ÿ“
i ship them as hard as i do churrit and baze. just give me the good boys
hebe
why didn't they just make it a zeb and Kallus show?
Oiy ^._.^๐Ÿ“
you want me to expire, huh?
hebe
(I know why, Disney wants the sweet easy money slapping Ahsoka's name on it)
Oiy ^._.^๐Ÿ“
i'd pay good money for that
hebe
same but Disney are cowards
Oiy ^._.^๐Ÿ“
they really are ;-;
ยฟ๐–๐–”๐–’๐–” ๐–Š๐–˜๐–™๐–†๐–˜?
in the same way disney backed out of palpatine fucking
hebe
taking the coward's way out
ยฟ๐–๐–”๐–’๐–” ๐–Š๐–˜๐–™๐–†๐–˜?
WE ARE PALPATINE FUCKS TRUTHERS
hebe
they had Kylo literally say Rey's dad was Palpatine's son in the movie
hebe
but NOOOOOO then they had to scramble to backtrack like OWN IT YOU COWARDS
ยฟ๐–๐–”๐–’๐–” ๐–Š๐–˜๐–™๐–†๐–˜?
i'm gonna go to a convention and ask them
hebe
please
hebe
embrace Palpatine fucks
ยฟ๐–๐–”๐–’๐–” ๐–Š๐–˜๐–™๐–†๐–˜?
the mouse would probably snipe me
hebe
do it you guys went there and now you don't get to go back
hebe
Mickey trying to silce us
hebe
silence us
Oiy ^._.^๐Ÿ“
you are my people.
antler queen
lmfao the palpatine fucks truthers
antler queen
ilu guys
antler queen
in one of my very old game discords we had a star wars room and the description after tros was "do sheev fuck???"
ยฟ๐–๐–”๐–’๐–” ๐–Š๐–˜๐–™๐–†๐–˜?
no joke we were speculating on palpatine being rey's dad when they dropped that first trailer and we were ... ALMOST RIGHT?
antler queen
so after she healed the snake I nudged my husband and went oh my god baby yoda is rey's dad
antler queen
that's why luke recognized her on ahch-to, he could tell she was part yoda (jesus christ disney name the yoda species)
ยฟ๐–๐–”๐–’๐–” ๐–Š๐–˜๐–™๐–†๐–˜?
he's like "jesus christ, not another one"
antler queen
he suddenly realizes why there aren't any others; turns out yoda genes are all recessive when combined with human
antler queen
and all those fuckers did was bang humans
antler queen
how can I ruin star wars more
antler queen
chewbacca is ben's real dad
antler queen
bc of the height
ยฟ๐–๐–”๐–’๐–” ๐–Š๐–˜๐–™๐–†๐–˜?
he also has that beautiful hair
ยฟ๐–๐–”๐–’๐–” ๐–Š๐–˜๐–™๐–†๐–˜?
(he has to full body wax once every other week)
antler queen
if I make a palpatine fucks t-shirt design will anyone but this plurk buy it
antler queen
probably not
antler queen
but
antler queen
I'm gonna
ยฟ๐–๐–”๐–’๐–” ๐–Š๐–˜๐–™๐–†๐–˜?
LMAO your three sales are here in this plurk
ยฟ๐–๐–”๐–’๐–” ๐–Š๐–˜๐–™๐–†๐–˜?
OH i have a snoke/palpatine pin that some artist on twitter made
antler queen
screams
antler queen
omg corie
antler queen
did I show u sexy snoke
ยฟ๐–๐–”๐–’๐–” ๐–Š๐–˜๐–™๐–†๐–˜?
fdjksfhd please i need to see it
antler queen
apparently early canon was supposed to bethat snoke had once been a tall lithe elven creature
antler queen
pls hold
ยฟ๐–๐–”๐–’๐–” ๐–Š๐–˜๐–™๐–†๐–˜?
they probably knew that if they made snoke sexy we wouldnt have been able to handle it
antler queen
antler queen
there u go
ยฟ๐–๐–”๐–’๐–” ๐–Š๐–˜๐–™๐–†๐–˜?
of course it was kelly who drew it HAHA
antler queen
I hate him just being a clone
antler queen
that's dumb
antler queen
make him just some weird evil guy!!!!
ยฟ๐–๐–”๐–’๐–” ๐–Š๐–˜๐–™๐–†๐–˜?
they took the least interesting explanation and ran with it
antler queen
"how did any of this happen" "idk everyone's a clone"
ยฟ๐–๐–”๐–’๐–” ๐–Š๐–˜๐–™๐–†๐–˜?
they could've done something fun with the snoke reveal but nah he's just a clone
ยฟ๐–๐–”๐–’๐–” ๐–Š๐–˜๐–™๐–†๐–˜?
i dont even care that they killed him off, because i knew he was not meant to really be more than a stand in for something else but
antler queen
I read a "Rey is a Palpatine clone" theory after TLJ that was interesting but I can't believe the weirdest tinfoil theory was almost correct
ยฟ๐–๐–”๐–’๐–” ๐–Š๐–˜๐–™๐–†๐–˜?
right..... and there were some fuckin weird ass theories
antler queen
I half believed that Rey was another Force-spawn like Anakin
antler queen
imagine the Force just constantly attempting to create the chosen one
antler queen
and facepalming when these idiots do dumbassery
ยฟ๐–๐–”๐–’๐–” ๐–Š๐–˜๐–™๐–†๐–˜?
i wouldnt have minded that one and it wouldve actually made narrative sense
ยฟ๐–๐–”๐–’๐–” ๐–Š๐–˜๐–™๐–†๐–˜?
anakin was supposed to bring balance but didnt so lets try again
ยฟ๐–๐–”๐–’๐–” ๐–Š๐–˜๐–™๐–†๐–˜?
and with kylo being her equal in the darkness it would've worked with the dyad thing
antler queen
the force creates a kid just to fucking stop skywalker bullshit
ยฟ๐–๐–”๐–’๐–” ๐–Š๐–˜๐–™๐–†๐–˜?
like maybe HE was meant to be some kind of chosen one but snoke got to him so it made rey and oops dyad
antler queen
we brought this line into this world and we can take it out of it
ยฟ๐–๐–”๐–’๐–” ๐–Š๐–˜๐–™๐–†๐–˜?
how did we come up with a better idea than the people who were paid millions to do it
ยฟ๐–๐–”๐–’๐–” ๐–Š๐–˜๐–™๐–†๐–˜?
hey lucasfilm, not too late to hire us
antler queen
this is what their writers room must be like tho
antler queen
just what's the dumbest idea
ยฟ๐–๐–”๐–’๐–” ๐–Š๐–˜๐–™๐–†๐–˜?
"no we need something stupider than that - oh i know - CLONES"
antler queen
everyone get drunk and throw darts at the idea board
ยฟ๐–๐–”๐–’๐–” ๐–Š๐–˜๐–™๐–†๐–˜?
to think that they had a legit story group for the first two films
hebe
Palpatine fucking was the best idea they came up with honestly
hebe
they took away one of the few things I liked in the last movie
hebe
YOU CAN'T TAKE THAT FROM YOU COWARDLY MOUSE
ยฟ๐–๐–”๐–’๐–” ๐–Š๐–˜๐–™๐–†๐–˜?
there was so little joyful things about it and literally all of them were ruined by either the end of the film or lucasfilm afterwards
ยฟ๐–๐–”๐–’๐–” ๐–Š๐–˜๐–™๐–†๐–˜?
ben solo running around his pajamas? dead after kissing a girl
ยฟ๐–๐–”๐–’๐–” ๐–Š๐–˜๐–™๐–†๐–˜?
palpatine fucking? nah, rey's dad was a CLONE
ยฟ๐–๐–”๐–’๐–” ๐–Š๐–˜๐–™๐–†๐–˜?
surely he had some disciple that was like aw yeah i cannot wait to bang this old kind of creepy creature
hebe
Palpatine was just that sexy
hebe
Disney can't take that away
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