Begin | Ahsoka | Disney+
sabiiiiiiiine and hera
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and CHOPPER
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thats my fam right there
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i hope that since kallus was in mando that zeb is still poking around GIVE ME REBELS FAM YOU FUCKERS
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i'm not going to go off on about how unimpressive rosario's acting is YET AGAIN, nope
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also just fucking show thrawn already for fucks sake
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i will probably hate watch this show because i want my rebels sequel and if this is the only way i get it, well
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(was sabine using ezra's saber in that one scene??)
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i'm here for Thrawn honestly, I love her but I'm kinda done with Ahsoka
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let her go please
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i hope this ends her story
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but i doubt it
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it should've ended like 4 shows ago looool
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i'm sure she'll show up in the movies he's doing about the rise of the first order
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somehow
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always there
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if its how i get my first order content then i'll just suffer through those too
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goddamn filoni
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again i dont hate ahsoka i am just really burned out on her and filoni's need to put her in everything, i feel like i always need to disclaim that
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same, all the time. I LOVE her but her ending was perfect for her and I loved it
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it was so well done
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wait, wait, wait, was my Kallus in Mando?????? I thought it was just Zeb (or did you say that backwards? OR DID I MISS MORE???) god jsut give me my rebels... give me my odd couple.
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oh wait no i think it was zeb AHAHA SORRY no i'm a dumbass
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but gosh zeb and kallus showing up i would lose itttt
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oh man, i was about to lose it in general. I'd do a murder for them to show up together somewhere. I'd honestly scream and have to go lay down.
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my dearest odd couple ;-;
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i ship them as hard as i do churrit and baze. just give me the good boys
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why didn't they just make it a zeb and Kallus show?
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you want me to expire, huh?
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(I know why, Disney wants the sweet easy money slapping Ahsoka's name on it)
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i'd pay good money for that
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same but Disney are cowards
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they really are ;-;
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in the same way disney backed out of palpatine fucking
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taking the coward's way out
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they got no BACKBONE
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WE ARE PALPATINE FUCKS TRUTHERS
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they had Kylo literally say Rey's dad was Palpatine's son in the movie
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but NOOOOOO then they had to scramble to backtrack like OWN IT YOU COWARDS
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LMAO
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i'm gonna go to a convention and ask them
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why are you cowards?
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please
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embrace Palpatine fucks
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the mouse would probably snipe me
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do it you guys went there and now you don't get to go back
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Mickey trying to silce us
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silence us
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you are my people. 
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i had to go find this again
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CRACK IN THE FORCE: Magical Emperor Palpatine
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lmfao the palpatine fucks truthers
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ilu guys
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THATS US
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in one of my very old game discords we had a star wars room and the description after tros was "do sheev fuck???"
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no joke we were speculating on palpatine being rey's dad when they dropped that first trailer and we were ... ALMOST RIGHT?
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so after she healed the snake I nudged my husband and went oh my god baby yoda is rey's dad
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fdshjdsrewhfs
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crying
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that's why luke recognized her on ahch-to, he could tell she was part yoda (jesus christ disney name the yoda species)
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plz
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he's like "jesus christ, not another one"
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he suddenly realizes why there aren't any others; turns out yoda genes are all recessive when combined with human
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and all those fuckers did was bang humans
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how can I ruin star wars more
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chewbacca is ben's real dad
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fdhfdjks hell yea
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bc of the height
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he also has that beautiful hair
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(he has to full body wax once every other week)
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if I make a palpatine fucks t-shirt design will anyone but this plurk buy it
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probably not
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but
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I'm gonna
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LMAO your three sales are here in this plurk
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OH i have a snoke/palpatine pin that some artist on twitter made
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screams
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omg corie
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did I show u sexy snoke
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i need to find it
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fdjksfhd please i need to see it
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apparently early canon was supposed to bethat snoke had once been a tall lithe elven creature
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pls hold
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they probably knew that if they made snoke sexy we wouldnt have been able to handle it
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cowards
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there u go
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of course it was kelly who drew it HAHA
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I hate him just being a clone
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that's dumb
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make him just some weird evil guy!!!!
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they took the least interesting explanation and ran with it
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"how did any of this happen" "idk everyone's a clone"
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they could've done something fun with the snoke reveal but nah he's just a clone
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i dont even care that they killed him off, because i knew he was not meant to really be more than a stand in for something else but
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I read a "Rey is a Palpatine clone" theory after TLJ that was interesting but I can't believe the weirdest tinfoil theory was almost correct
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right..... and there were some fuckin weird ass theories
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I half believed that Rey was another Force-spawn like Anakin
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imagine the Force just constantly attempting to create the chosen one
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and facepalming when these idiots do dumbassery
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i wouldnt have minded that one and it wouldve actually made narrative sense
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anakin was supposed to bring balance but didnt so lets try again
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and with kylo being her equal in the darkness it would've worked with the dyad thing
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the force creates a kid just to fucking stop skywalker bullshit
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like maybe HE was meant to be some kind of chosen one but snoke got to him so it made rey and oops dyad
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we brought this line into this world and we can take it out of it
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how did we come up with a better idea than the people who were paid millions to do it
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hey lucasfilm, not too late to hire us
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this is what their writers room must be like tho
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just what's the dumbest idea
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looooool
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"no we need something stupider than that - oh i know - CLONES"
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everyone get drunk and throw darts at the idea board
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to think that they had a legit story group for the first two films
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Palpatine fucking was the best idea they came up with honestly
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they took away one of the few things I liked in the last movie
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YOU CAN'T TAKE THAT FROM YOU COWARDLY MOUSE
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there was so little joyful things about it and literally all of them were ruined by either the end of the film or lucasfilm afterwards
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ben solo running around his pajamas? dead after kissing a girl
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palpatine fucking? nah, rey's dad was a CLONE
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surely he had some disciple that was like aw yeah i cannot wait to bang this old kind of creepy creature
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Palpatine was just that sexy
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Disney can't take that away