FʀɪᴇɴᴅIɴYᴇʟʟᴏᴡ
does the barge need a sister trauma club?
FʀɪᴇɴᴅIɴYᴇʟʟᴏᴡ
where Shaun and Gonou and Florian show up and none of them admit that that's why they're there but they're gonna have some drinks and talk about literally anything else?
FʀɪᴇɴᴅIɴYᴇʟʟᴏᴡ
Mrs Sheepie
i love that you say this and don't mention Reid
HIKIKOMORTIS
Idia doesn't have sister trauma but he does have little brother trauma.
FʀɪᴇɴᴅIɴYᴇʟʟᴏᴡ
GODDAMMIT
FʀɪᴇɴᴅIɴYᴇʟʟᴏᴡ
Mrs Sheepie : I'd be there TWICE
FʀɪᴇɴᴅIɴYᴇʟʟᴏᴡ
HIKIKOMORTIS : the worst high five
BethampHATamine
the one trauma club Taylor isn't in.
FʀɪᴇɴᴅIɴYᴇʟʟᴏᴡ
and Arthur! Also not in that one as far as we know
HIKIKOMORTIS
How many of these people need antidepressants and therapy?
snowbogan
so who's gonna app coronabeth
BethampHATamine
sss
BethampHATamine
ssh
𝚑𝚒𝚙 𝚑𝚒𝚙, 𝚑𝚎𝚕𝚕𝚢!
kendall has sister trauma in his mind
𝚑𝚒𝚙 𝚑𝚒𝚙, 𝚑𝚎𝚕𝚕𝚢!
when he shows up.........
Kira🌵
the first rule of sister trauma club is you don't talk about sister trauma club except glancingly because no one has processed it at all
𝐝𝐢𝐞𝐭 𝐥𝐲𝐜𝐭𝐨𝐫
uh, Alecto would join that if she got into the game and it would be kind of awkward and weird but it makes sense to her ...
Mrs Sheepie
as far as we're aware the only reason Arthur isn't a Dead Sibling Trauma club member is bc he's an only child
I'm Thelma
HIKIKOMORTIS ALL OF THEM
I'm Thelma
Therapy is for quitters.
floofdoodle
Kota
Shaun can say NOTHING
HIKIKOMORTIS
I still have to have Idia go to the infirmary ASAP and be like "Please someone medicate me, I'm tired of being depressed."
HIKIKOMORTIS
(Because I'm plotting something.)
I'm Thelma
Look, just because his dead sister lives on in his delusions and is going to be cloned back to life doesn't mean he's not suffering!!
FʀɪᴇɴᴅIɴYᴇʟʟᴏᴡ
I'm Thelma : Reid's wishing his back. and Florian threw her into the sea and got an invisible murder boyfriend thrown back
FʀɪᴇɴᴅIɴYᴇʟʟᴏᴡ
that's processing right?
Kira🌵
Gonou is still a little jealous of Shaun for hallucinating his dead sister's presence. Lucky bastard.
Kira🌵
on the other hand he doesn't really want Kanan's commentary on his having moved on enough to date someone else
FʀɪᴇɴᴅIɴYᴇʟʟᴏᴡ
Kira🌵 : Florians immediate response is "lucky you"
Mad Larkin
does it include trauma about being the youngest who could never measure up to two older sisters? (it's my headcanon that Rawne's older siblings are female, but he does have Issues about his childhood that he doesn't talk about)
FʀɪᴇɴᴅIɴYᴇʟʟᴏᴡ
I mean, as long as he doesn't mention it
FʀɪᴇɴᴅIɴYᴇʟʟᴏᴡ
cause none of them are gonna talk about it
anstaar
ten different trauma clubs where people don't know if they're in the right one because all of them involve not talking about it
FʀɪᴇɴᴅIɴYᴇʟʟᴏᴡ
anstaar : there's a memory flood and a bunch of the groups shuffle as they realize Their Mistake
anstaar
finally, they have it set. so now they can not talking about it.
I'm Thelma
Imagine, someone who's been joining them for months. ".........I thought this was a book club."
Mad Larkin
Rawne, bottle in hand, "why did you think that?"
I'm Thelma
(everyone looks at Shaun)
dexoskeleton
HIKIKOMORTIS : wouldn't he have to be less tired in order to do that ASAP tho
dexoskeleton
HIKIKOMORTIS
Don't underestimate the power of a nerd who has reached the end of his rope
Ptriciadactyl
I like the mental image of everyone having to shuffle between trauma clubs during a flood
Kira🌵
a flood that just consists of "HELLO MY TRAGIC BACKSTORY IS __________" name labels stuck to everyone, and impossible to remove
FʀɪᴇɴᴅIɴYᴇʟʟᴏᴡ
Kira🌵 : oh my god yes
HIKIKOMORTIS
Oh god some of them would have labels like CVS receipts.
Kira🌵
Arthur cannot be seen under the number of labels stuck to him
Ptriciadactyl
Maggie: "The people I fall in love with die."

Ulla: "I was betrayed by the person I loved most and all I got was a vengeance streak and a cruise on the Barge."
Ptriciadactyl
(The cruise on the Barge turned out great, granted, it gave her Warren and Taylor and something to want besides revenge, but it wasn't a fun time for awhile.)
HIKIKOMORTIS
Idia: "I have PTSD and survivor's guilt and I tried to destroy the world because of it."
Mrs Sheepie
Kira🌵 okay but a petshaming flood would be fucking hilarious
FʀɪᴇɴᴅIɴYᴇʟʟᴏᴡ
Florian: /fistbumps with Idia
HIKIKOMORTIS
Oh god
HIKIKOMORTIS
Did you turn into a monster, Florian?
Ptriciadactyl
Petshaming flood!
Ulla: "I was angry and hurt, so I sundered a coastline, drowned a city, and caused permanent climate change to the country of Fjerda."
HIKIKOMORTIS
(At least Idia got to turn into a pretty crazy looking monster.)
FʀɪᴇɴᴅIɴYᴇʟʟᴏᴡ
the monster is his boyfriend
Ptriciadactyl
dear Ulla, perhaps react to personal betrayals without... freezing... an entire country....
FʀɪᴇɴᴅIɴYᴇʟʟᴏᴡ
/also fistbumps Ulla
anstaar
people wandering in between their trauma clubs trying to figure out which is the one with the snacks they like best
FʀɪᴇɴᴅIɴYᴇʟʟᴏᴡ
The "What is being a person" club has the best food since John brings all his baking there.
Mad Larkin
Rawne's at least mostly dealt with the destruction of his home planet, but now he has to deal with good old "98% of my friends are dead"
FʀɪᴇɴᴅIɴYᴇʟʟᴏᴡ
poor Rawne with all these nigh-on-supervillains
Mad Larkin
he's been there. sort of. he just got better, after a while
HIKIKOMORTIS
I imagine it's hard for Rawne to see Idia as a supervillain when the kid is shy and quiet while working on engines.
HIKIKOMORTIS
He just LOOKS weird
FʀɪᴇɴᴅIɴYᴇʟʟᴏᴡ
Florian looks like a tiny dandy in flouncy clothes
BethampHATamine
some games need who-fucks-who flow chart. TLV needs a trauma club venn diagram.
HIKIKOMORTIS
There's still fucking going on in TLV I imagine
BethampHATamine
Misty's probably already got one drawn up somewhere, I'm sure.
HIKIKOMORTIS
And of course they need the venn diagram, trauma makes Inmates a lot of the time.
HIKIKOMORTIS
And how many current Wardens started as Inmates?
Mad Larkin
HIKIKOMORTIS oh, yeah, Rawne thinks of Idia as a weird nerd kid
dexoskeleton
Venn molecules
HIKIKOMORTIS
He's very weird. /sob
Ms Properpants
The "What is being a person" club drowns in excellent food because not only John, but also Sebastian brings all his baking there.
FʀɪᴇɴᴅIɴYᴇʟʟᴏᴡ
Ms Properpants : indeed. they've got fully practiced people making mistakes on purpose to get in there
HIKIKOMORTIS
I have a mighty need for Sebastian CR.
Ms Properpants
HIKIKOMORTIS : I'll make an effort to throw Sebastian your way at the next opportunity!
HIKIKOMORTIS
Yay!!
HIKIKOMORTIS
Idia will be reminded of one of his schoolmates, and considering who created his canon...
EternalLie
Important question, what if you are a practiced person but you have like twelve fragments of not-exactly-people that have been cut off from the rest of them but aren't as autonomous as John?
Mυrder Mυғғιɴ
Malcolm watched his sister cut a man's throat and stab him to death and even tho murder is the thing he's against the most in the world, he realized she was in a fugue state and didn't remember it and he told her he did it but when she remembered that it was her, she got mad at him for what she described as stealing her thunder and played a really cruel
Mυrder Mυғғιɴ
prank on him to teach him a lesson about 'lying' to her.
Mυrder Mυғғιɴ
Does that count? Does he get in the club?
FʀɪᴇɴᴅIɴYᴇʟʟᴏᴡ
EternalLie : valid
FʀɪᴇɴᴅIɴYᴇʟʟᴏᴡ
Mυrder Mυғғιɴ : you know Florian has also watched his sister murder so... sure
Mυrder Mυғғιɴ
/sad high five
Mυrder Mυғғιɴ
Malcolm would also be inconsolable if she was horribly killed so
Mυrder Mυғғιɴ
he gets that part
EternalLie
FʀɪᴇɴᴅIɴYᴇʟʟᴏᴡ : Good, Akira can show up sometimes with the best coffee and stir-crazy Personas.
HIKIKOMORTIS
Coffee means he’s automatically in the Best Boy category in Idia’s mind.
FʀɪᴇɴᴅIɴYᴇʟʟᴏᴡ
Florian seconds on the coffee front
EternalLie
Coffee opens many doors
HIKIKOMORTIS
And keeps many an eyelid open
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