ʜᴀᴘᴘʏ ʙɪʀᴛʜʀᴇɪ
June tag plurk let's goooo
ʜᴀᴘᴘʏ ʙɪʀᴛʜʀᴇɪ
Gonna do as many of these as I can but we'll see.
ʜᴀᴘᴘʏ ʙɪʀᴛʜʀᴇɪ
Hawke > Chris; Hawke loves him even when Chris is a two-tailed fish critter
ʜᴀᴘᴘʏ ʙɪʀᴛʜʀᴇɪ
Hawke > Kalecgos; Starting this and getting right to the point. Hawke's just come from getting fish fucked in the tide pools from the beach.
ʜᴀᴘᴘʏ ʙɪʀᴛʜʀᴇɪ
Hawke > Amelia/Chris; I love this threesome thread so much
LadyRogue
It's been SO GOOD the whole way through.
ʜᴀᴘᴘʏ ʙɪʀᴛʜʀᴇɪ
It haaassss
ʜᴀᴘᴘʏ ʙɪʀᴛʜʀᴇɪ
Hawke > Amelia; Expecting a storm of some kind
ʜᴀᴘᴘʏ ʙɪʀᴛʜʀᴇɪ
Albert > Martin; I love when a character asks a perfectly logical question but I know the answer and it's a Big Deal In Their Specific Situation lol
LadyRogue
/just tosses more fuel on that threesome fire
ʜᴀᴘᴘʏ ʙɪʀᴛʜʀᴇɪ
Hawke > Peter N.; Holy Cow This Thread
ʜᴀᴘᴘʏ ʙɪʀᴛʜʀᴇɪ
Hawke can't just leave any of that alone x.x;
ʜᴀᴘᴘʏ ʙɪʀᴛʜʀᴇɪ
Also did all my Chris tags so there's lots of emotional whiplash over here including fishfucking and being sad and angry about girlfriend murder and all other sorts of awesome stuff
LadyRogue
...where they talking about girlfriend murder? >>;;
ltmutiny
this thread is very painful and very good
ʜᴀᴘᴘʏ ʙɪʀᴛʜʀᴇɪ
LadyRogue : Not far yet but here
ʜᴀᴘᴘʏ ʙɪʀᴛʜʀᴇɪ
ltmutiny : It iiissss hngh
LadyRogue
lkjsae oh this gonna hurt. SORRY BOYFRIEND
ʜᴀᴘᴘʏ ʙɪʀᴛʜʀᴇɪ
I do wish a bit that Hawke would totally speak his mind to Peter but also he doesn't want to make it hurt now :c
ltmutiny
:c yeah UNFORTUNATELY, he's already hurting
ʜᴀᴘᴘʏ ʙɪʀᴛʜʀᴇɪ
hurt more, I meant, but now either fff
ʜᴀᴘᴘʏ ʙɪʀᴛʜʀᴇɪ
Hawke > Yennefer; The bedroom applications of force magic
ltmutiny
AH yes. well. both things.
LadyRogue
Omfg this is beautiful
LadyRogue
I mean the situation is fucked, but this exchange is giving me life.
ltmutiny
Amazing
ʜᴀᴘᴘʏ ʙɪʀᴛʜʀᴇɪ
Hawke's apparently not allowed to sit alone in the dark and dwell on his very complicated feelings I guess, god
ltmutiny
How absolutely awful for him
ʜᴀᴘᴘʏ ʙɪʀᴛʜʀᴇɪ
so terrible to have friends and lovers who care so much about his well being
LadyRogue
Plz look after boyfriend, Peter. Amelia will owe you one once she's not dead anymore
Winterri
You realize part of this is your own influence on him, Hawke? This is what happens when you force character growth on a man. He actually grows.
Winterri
Hoisted by your own petard.
ʜᴀᴘᴘʏ ʙɪʀᴛʜʀᴇɪ
Lmfao Jon Sims deciding he needs to be more of a busy body because all his friends and lovers are freaking out is very good.
Winterri
Like, he's TRIED not stalking all of you or Knowing things, but CLEARLY HE NEEDS TO.
LadyRogue
Jon plz. (LOL)
Winterri
Catch him skulking around and following Chris, Hawke, and Amelia in his free time to check nothing horrible is going on.
Winterri
Peter escapes for now because he's not a part of this disaster.
LadyRogue
If Jon's trying to Look for her, he'll probably know she's back before she's able to text Chris.
ʜᴀᴘᴘʏ ʙɪʀᴛʜʀᴇɪ
Are you kidding? I can see Jon roping Peter into cahoots. "Hey go spy on these people for their own good please"
Winterri
Peter does have a very cool car for stakeouts.
ʜᴀᴘᴘʏ ʙɪʀᴛʜʀᴇɪ
lmfao I'm just imagining Jon and Peter chilling in the Ruby Seven, staking out the Cat House and sharing a sandwich even though Marzipan Terrace is like a block away.
нєяє ℓуѕ...
Jon plz it’s a good thing he likes your Eyes on him
ʜᴀᴘᴘʏ ʙɪʀᴛʜʀᴇɪ
I love Jon's secondary superpower of being the only person that can make Hawke feel embarrassment through misplaced expectations
ʜᴀᴘᴘʏ ʙɪʀᴛʜʀᴇɪ
Like Jon goes 'you haven't thought of this before!?' in such a way that Hawke is just like 'fuck, should I have?'
Winterri
Aw, Hawke.
Winterri
ʜᴀᴘᴘʏ ʙɪʀᴛʜʀᴇɪ
nooo it's hilarious and I love it
ʜᴀᴘᴘʏ ʙɪʀᴛʜʀᴇɪ
Boy should feel more shame for things
ʜᴀᴘᴘʏ ʙɪʀᴛʜʀᴇɪ
Maybe not the things Jon thinks he should be ashamed of but like. Half right.
Winterri
No one should care about what Jon Sims thinks is shameful.
ʜᴀᴘᴘʏ ʙɪʀᴛʜʀᴇɪ
it's true, he just cares what his friends think by default, it's a failing
ʜᴀᴘᴘʏ ʙɪʀᴛʜʀᴇɪ
Hope Amelia doesn't mind a DA2 infodump on the companions lol
ʜᴀᴘᴘʏ ʙɪʀᴛʜʀᴇɪ
He misses them a lot and also we don't talk about Fenris
ʜᴀᴘᴘʏ ʙɪʀᴛʜʀᴇɪ
DISCLAIMER that this is all based on Wolfe's playthrough, which was us going in blind so we didn't get Isabela and Fenris out of neutral on the friendship/rivalry tracks
ʜᴀᴘᴘʏ ʙɪʀᴛʜʀᴇɪ
Which means Isabela left with the book and didn't come back, and Fenris tried to kill Hawke in the last act
ʜᴀᴘᴘʏ ʙɪʀᴛʜʀᴇɪ
I've had fun playing with this very fraught worldstate but also I don't want anyone to think I dislike Fenris because I don't! I love him! Adalwolfe just had a very specific relationship with him in that Fenris is very WHAT DOES MAGIC TOUCH THAT IT DOES NOT SPOIL?? and Hawke's over here like... me??.. I'll just.. leave you alone. it's cool.
LadyRogue
No I love this, and Amelia does too.
LadyRogue
Amelia wants to know these things.
LadyRogue
So, sure, big dump, but also something for her to think on that isn't her family for a time while daydreaming a bit about a (slightly) younger Hawke on adventures with these folks.
ʜᴀᴘᴘʏ ʙɪʀᴛʜʀᴇɪ
Fenris is like having a friend who votes republican because all gays are bad - except you though friend, you're not like those other gays. Which is just like okay but you hate everything I can't help that I am so that's not better??
ʜᴀᴘᴘʏ ʙɪʀᴛʜʀᴇɪ
Wolfe just didn't take the time to try and change his mind, which he regrets significantly
LadyRogue
Hawke
ʜᴀᴘᴘʏ ʙɪʀᴛʜʀᴇɪ
LadyRogue : He can tell her all about adventures (in broad terms because I don't wanna type out all the sidequests in DA2 lol)
LadyRogue
lolol that's very fair.
ʜᴀᴘᴘʏ ʙɪʀᴛʜʀᴇɪ
Also, as of after the D/s finder Hawke has changed his username from Champioff to DogLord
ʜᴀᴘᴘʏ ʙɪʀᴛʜʀᴇɪ
In celebration of getting his puppies back
LadyRogue
I love this for him.
ʜᴀᴘᴘʏ ʙɪʀᴛʜʀᴇɪ
He's very happy
ʏᴜʟᴇ ᴛʀᴏɢ☃️
Wonderful!
ʜᴀᴘᴘʏ ʙɪʀᴛʜʀᴇɪ
I am fucking living for this thread between Hawke and Peter Lukas
ʜᴀᴘᴘʏ ʙɪʀᴛʜʀᴇɪ
Hawke is so rarely this petty, it's fun to let it out
LadyRogue
Hahaha I love this
ʜᴀᴘᴘʏ ʙɪʀᴛʜʀᴇɪ
Groceries get! gonna get lunch and then tag time for the afternoon!
ʜᴀᴘᴘʏ ʙɪʀᴛʜʀᴇɪ
I need to do an open for Albert on Glencola Reef's TDM still and start Morrigan and Hawke's Serious Talk
ʜᴀᴘᴘʏ ʙɪʀᴛʜʀᴇɪ
But also like. That is a bombshell Morrigan just dropped on Hawke about why he doesn't want to tell Juno about round two of his Tragic Backstory that might change some things...
give me snow
ltmutiny
i don't have an eyes emoticon so. /eyes
LadyRogue
ltmutiny
that, thank you, yes
ʜᴀᴘᴘʏ ʙɪʀᴛʜʀᴇɪ
lol
ltmutiny
(i'm very much assuming that this has to do with ~anders feelings~)
ʜᴀᴘᴘʏ ʙɪʀᴛʜʀᴇɪ
(yes it does)
ltmutiny
(sorry hawke)
ʜᴀᴘᴘʏ ʙɪʀᴛʜʀᴇɪ
ʜᴀᴘᴘʏ ʙɪʀᴛʜʀᴇɪ
give me snow Thank trauma, but Hawke's got Juno's back here
ʜᴀᴘᴘʏ ʙɪʀᴛʜʀᴇɪ
Hawke knows it's not his place but also like... he can't ignore that
give me snow
THANK YOU HAWKE
ʜᴀᴘᴘʏ ʙɪʀᴛʜʀᴇɪ
Albert > Martin. Albert sounds so pretentious and he isn't really?? lmao
ʜᴀᴘᴘʏ ʙɪʀᴛʜʀᴇɪ
He basically said here that Shakespeare is good, but also overrated and he earnestly feels that way
ʜᴀᴘᴘʏ ʙɪʀᴛʜʀᴇɪ
It's not a pompous I'm-saying-this-to-sound-smart kind of thing
ʜᴀᴘᴘʏ ʙɪʀᴛʜʀᴇɪ
The man is 80 years old, he doesn't care what most people think anymore
LadyRogue
How dare you. I was not prepared to cry from Hawke being soft with Toby this afternoon.
LadyRogue
(this is beautiful and I love it but ahhh)
ʜᴀᴘᴘʏ ʙɪʀᴛʜʀᴇɪ
He has all the empathy for losing loved ones. He's done it too many times.
LadyRogue
It sucks hardcore. No one wants this shit.
ʜᴀᴘᴘʏ ʙɪʀᴛʜʀᴇɪ
I'm back up to 20 tags after trying and failing to write anything good yesterday
ʜᴀᴘᴘʏ ʙɪʀᴛʜʀᴇɪ
gonna try and get on this!!
ʜᴀᴘᴘʏ ʙɪʀᴛʜʀᴇɪ
I've been meaning to do a late night thoughts/go the fuck to sleep, Hawke thread for awhile
LadyRogue
I AM DYING
LadyRogue
This is amazing
ʜᴀᴘᴘʏ ʙɪʀᴛʜʀᴇɪ
lmao good
ʜᴀᴘᴘʏ ʙɪʀᴛʜʀᴇɪ
Also she's the first person to give him a real answer instead of 'that's dumb go to sleep'
LadyRogue
It's a gift/curse of hers to take everything at face value when she knows someone is usually earnest with her.
LadyRogue
No clue why it's on his mind, but if he's worried then of course she should reassure him????
LadyRogue
(Amelia will you please)
ʏᴜʟᴇ ᴛʀᴏɢ☃️
lol Oh, Hawke. We've all been there.
LadyRogue
Why are they both awake they're going to keep each other awake
ʜᴀᴘᴘʏ ʙɪʀᴛʜʀᴇɪ
yup
LadyRogue
The both of them digging random holes for themselves to fall into right now. I love it.
ʜᴀᴘᴘʏ ʙɪʀᴛʜʀᴇɪ
I'm sorry I wasn't around today, it's been a vidya game day
ʜᴀᴘᴘʏ ʙɪʀᴛʜʀᴇɪ
tomorrow we have an outting and then tags until D&D!
ʜᴀᴘᴘʏ ʙɪʀᴛʜʀᴇɪ
I'm going to stop saying when I'm going to do tags cause I keep not having spoons. Soon though, we will be out of thia damned hotel.
Becky
...seriously and um yeah hotels are hard for that. Or disrupted at all
ʜᴀᴘᴘʏ ʙɪʀᴛʜʀᴇɪ
yeah I can't wait to move in to our actual house
LadyRogue
Only a few more days.
Winterri
Four people in one small space is a lot of mental strain. Especially when two of those people can't understand what's going on.
ʜᴀᴘᴘʏ ʙɪʀᴛʜʀᴇɪ
Winterri : It's true :c
ʏᴜʟᴇ ᴛʀᴏɢ☃️
ʜᴀᴘᴘʏ ʙɪʀᴛʜʀᴇɪ
Oh man the timing of Jon asking Morrigan about pet play with Wolfe is the worst lmfao
ʜᴀᴘᴘʏ ʙɪʀᴛʜʀᴇɪ
Wolfe's really fucked up with Morrigan, it's so bad. He feels so bad but doesn't know how to fix it...
LadyRogue
Boyfriend...
Winterri
Oh, boy...
ʜᴀᴘᴘʏ ʙɪʀᴛʜʀᴇɪ
LadyRogue : It's a complex situation because I he does love Morrigan a lot but Hawke is super uncomfortable how unhappy Juno is with things so he's just being awkward. Morrigan finally pinned him down and they talked but it's rocky and Hawke's been unsure of what to do
LadyRogue
I've been following. >>;;; It is a lot to handle. Just... yiiiiikes.
ʜᴀᴘᴘʏ ʙɪʀᴛʜʀᴇɪ
And Morrigan is upset that Hawke is pulling away and privately wants Hawke to fight for them but Hawke's... still concerned with Juno and Morrigan's relationship and thinks he knows that that comes first between them
LadyRogue
...I'm so sorry that this happened to be the gif that came to mind when I thought about how y i k e s and unstable all this is right now, but. >>;;
https://64.media.tumblr.com/14be5610cfb5b8b9e1266aee60a3ff5a/b330d112d253a57f-98/s500x750/f832682f6da41a649da4bc86b448159c41840eda.gif
ʜᴀᴘᴘʏ ʙɪʀᴛʜʀᴇɪ
And that's how it should be. (Cue his guilt and upset regarding his changing view of his own relationship with Anders)
ʜᴀᴘᴘʏ ʙɪʀᴛʜʀᴇɪ
lmao yes Luz is the correct reaction
LadyRogue
A tangled web of love and guilt and complications for all involved. x_x
LadyRogue
(I fucking love The Owl House. Luz gif reactions are a thing that must happen more often in my life.)
ʜᴀᴘᴘʏ ʙɪʀᴛʜʀᴇɪ
BUT THEN JON COMES IN and tells Morrigan about this pet play thing and I'm over here like.. noooo Morrigan is gonna feel even more like Wolfe is pulling away even though Wolfe talked to Jon about this like... just after Realignment...
ʜᴀᴘᴘʏ ʙɪʀᴛʜʀᴇɪ
Before all this drama...
ʜᴀᴘᴘʏ ʙɪʀᴛʜʀᴇɪ
LadyRogue : (omg me too I wanna be Eda when I grow up)
LadyRogue
(SAME)
LadyRogue
They all need to sit down at a table and talk this shit out. Hawke, Morrigan, Juno, and Jon. Just... SIT CHILDREN.
ʜᴀᴘᴘʏ ʙɪʀᴛʜʀᴇɪ
tbf Jon did nothing wrong
ʜᴀᴘᴘʏ ʙɪʀᴛʜʀᴇɪ
for once he is blameless in this
ʜᴀᴘᴘʏ ʙɪʀᴛʜʀᴇɪ
But... yeah, Hawke, Morrigan, and Juno probably all need to sit and talk together.
ltmutiny
Also throw into the mix Peter's abandonment issues...
Winterri
He just has terrible timing, yes.
Winterri
But maybe Peter will open up to him about Hawke???
ʜᴀᴘᴘʏ ʙɪʀᴛʜʀᴇɪ
maybe!! I'm curious to see!! so I'm tracking that thread >.>
Becky
meanwhile - I also feel bad for the wrench alaric's throwing in all things but. Enoying it too
ʜᴀᴘᴘʏ ʙɪʀᴛʜʀᴇɪ
NO I love it
LadyRogue
Hawke in the center of such a mess right now.
LadyRogue
(and Jon really did nothing wrong, but at least if he's there he can help them all stay on track?)
ʜᴀᴘᴘʏ ʙɪʀᴛʜʀᴇɪ
Also related, Hawke is probably drinking a lot more coffee to have time for everyone and also two jobs, one of which is super late night/early morning..
ʜᴀᴘᴘʏ ʙɪʀᴛʜʀᴇɪ
Who needs sleep?
Becky
they can crash together at some point since alaric's canon point was doing a lot of fatigue bansihing and I stole him before he passed out but I promise you he's paranoid and twitchy af
Becky
well not paranoid but NO ONE NEEDS SLEEP IT IS OVERRATED
Becky
(Alaric can make him sleep if he notices)
ʜᴀᴘᴘʏ ʙɪʀᴛʜʀᴇɪ
He will be cross if he does
LadyRogue
BOYFRIEND. You get upset with Amelia for this and gfdi she's going to get her ass in trouble following you home to sit on you for some sleep if she has to.
ʜᴀᴘᴘʏ ʙɪʀᴛʜʀᴇɪ
He does sleep, ftr
ʜᴀᴘᴘʏ ʙɪʀᴛʜʀᴇɪ
Just... less than he should..
LadyRogue
She's not better, but she's going to notice the coffee breath is more prevalent very quickly.
ʜᴀᴘᴘʏ ʙɪʀᴛʜʀᴇɪ
Because he wants to be available for his people!!! It's not the whole city anymore, it's fine!!!!
LadyRogue
NOPE
нєяє ℓуѕ...
swinging for a tough love intervention
ʜᴀᴘᴘʏ ʙɪʀᴛʜʀᴇɪ
STAHP...
LadyRogue
Chris, there might be a night when you and Amelia are taking an hour to drag boyfriend home.
LadyRogue
Just a nod to Grayson and walking him right the fuck back out.
ʜᴀᴘᴘʏ ʙɪʀᴛʜʀᴇɪ
or just drag him
Becky
reikofanel: didn't alaric do this to -- no wait he did this to anders right?
ʜᴀᴘᴘʏ ʙɪʀᴛʜʀᴇɪ
I think he did, yeah
ʜᴀᴘᴘʏ ʙɪʀᴛʜʀᴇɪ
He also bullied Hawke into food while he and Anders were in a fight
ltmutiny
....Hawke.
Becky
He's better at being a bully now
Becky
also how old is hawke rn?
ʜᴀᴘᴘʏ ʙɪʀᴛʜʀᴇɪ
40
ʜᴀᴘᴘʏ ʙɪʀᴛʜʀᴇɪ
He's turning 41 in July and he would like no one to mention it thanks
ʜᴀᴘᴘʏ ʙɪʀᴛʜʀᴇɪ
hence his D/s finder being like 'lol you're old'
Becky
good he's still got some age on alaric but alaric is closing in and much better at being a bully but will brat it up as needed
ʜᴀᴘᴘʏ ʙɪʀᴛʜʀᴇɪ
excellent
LadyRogue
Don't worry, Hawke, Amelia and Chris are going to make you feel your age for your birthday with all the sexy things they have in mind.
ʜᴀᴘᴘʏ ʙɪʀᴛʜʀᴇɪ
ʜᴀᴘᴘʏ ʙɪʀᴛʜʀᴇɪ
oh nooo
LadyRogue
Gonna wreck him~
LadyRogue
But also make him do a bunch of chores for her. LOL
ʜᴀᴘᴘʏ ʙɪʀᴛʜʀᴇɪ
I love that Hawke surrounds himself with good people who care about him and then when they bully him into taking care of himself he's like
LadyRogue
Just chop some wood, plz. Yes, right there, she's just gonna sit here and sip her drink, thanks.
LadyRogue
Of course he's shocked. He totally thinks he's got this when he very much doesn't.
ʜᴀᴘᴘʏ ʙɪʀᴛʜʀᴇɪ
LadyRogue : I love that they're gonna make him do chores but like a pin up for his birthday
LadyRogue
Well, you see, he does chores to get hot and sweaty, and then she's going to put him in a harness and hoist him up to have her way with him for a while
LadyRogue
(thanks for all the notes on how to get this done, Chris)
ʜᴀᴘᴘʏ ʙɪʀᴛʜʀᴇɪ
bdisoheobdgs
LadyRogue
She loves you, boyfriend~
LadyRogue
Also, you made her a fucking mess on her birthday. Turnabout is fair play.
ʜᴀᴘᴘʏ ʙɪʀᴛʜʀᴇɪ
clearly!!!
ʜᴀᴘᴘʏ ʙɪʀᴛʜʀᴇɪ
I did! Four tags!!
ʜᴀᴘᴘʏ ʙɪʀᴛʜʀᴇɪ
Even with power washing happening outside
ʜᴀᴘᴘʏ ʙɪʀᴛʜʀᴇɪ
Gonna try and shake a few more plot important tags loose before Ly and Terri get in (probably in about an hour!!! omg!!!)
LadyRogue
SOON!!!
LadyRogue
Also oof what a thing to start this conversation with, Hawke. Amelia already not liking this.
ʜᴀᴘᴘʏ ʙɪʀᴛʜʀᴇɪ
Well!!! He's being honest!!
ʜᴀᴘᴘʏ ʙɪʀᴛʜʀᴇɪ
Also she reacted to that like how his family would, with snapping back, so she's gonna get a very politic Wolfe for a sec.
LadyRogue
She tried to walk it back!!! (but this is totally fair)
ʜᴀᴘᴘʏ ʙɪʀᴛʜʀᴇɪ
that's why it was just for a second
LadyRogue
Ngggh he's being so careful with her and it makes her so uncomfortable (in a good way, and I love it). ahhh
ʜᴀᴘᴘʏ ʙɪʀᴛʜʀᴇɪ
He's a very squishy man and he's not gonna apologize for it :-P
ʜᴀᴘᴘʏ ʙɪʀᴛʜʀᴇɪ
hard bod, soft heart is a trope I enjoy
LadyRogue
I, too, love this trope.
ʜᴀᴘᴘʏ ʙɪʀᴛʜʀᴇɪ
I think. Maybe.
ʜᴀᴘᴘʏ ʙɪʀᴛʜʀᴇɪ
tags???
LadyRogue
Please enjoy the shitshow I threw at Hawke. lol
ʜᴀᴘᴘʏ ʙɪʀᴛʜʀᴇɪ
LadyRogue
ʜᴀᴘᴘʏ ʙɪʀᴛʜʀᴇɪ
PSA notifs don't seem to be working so if you don't get something back in a timely manner, please let me know
ʜᴀᴘᴘʏ ʙɪʀᴛʜʀᴇɪ
It may just be because I'm slow af right now but it could also be notifs
ʜᴀᴘᴘʏ ʙɪʀᴛʜʀᴇɪ
prolly cause of the code push?
LadyRogue
They're slow to email, but they're showing up in boxes okay, as far as I can tell.
ʜᴀᴘᴘʏ ʙɪʀᴛʜʀᴇɪ
ah, ok... I mostly use my email /sweats
LadyRogue
That's fair! I assume they'll catch up in an hour or so now that everything's back up.
ʜᴀᴘᴘʏ ʙɪʀᴛʜʀᴇɪ
I hope so!
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