[oct2path] partial list of things I can't believe, to be updated as I remember them (note: spoilers for literally anything, you have been warned)

- little sisters are so overwhelmingly gay that they propose to each other within days of first meeting

- temenos could have just pointed to the first person he saw and said "you did it" and saved everyone a lot of time and effort

- my joke from the first game about team toot is, via geography, canon now