Shard
@litshard
Sat, May 27, 2023 8:16 PM
Just realized that Dick's version of the shovel talk with Kon?
Shard
@litshard
Sat, May 27, 2023 8:17 PM
Is basically going to be along the lines of, "I know you'll make him happy. I know he'll make you happy. If you ever break him irreparably, though? I have read all of B's files."
Becky
@WunderkindKing
Sat, May 27, 2023 8:17 PM
Bruce is proud
Becky
@WunderkindKing
Sat, May 27, 2023 8:17 PM
for some... indefinable reason
Shard
@litshard
Sat, May 27, 2023 8:18 PM
He wouldn't kill Kon for breaking Tim entirely. But he can make him regret it for a very, very long time.
𝗛𝗘𝗟𝗟𝗜𝗢𝗡．
@crowbars
Sat, May 27, 2023 8:23 PM
jason can help
Shard
@litshard
Sat, May 27, 2023 8:24 PM
Like. Is Dick certain that Kon wouldn't? Of course. He's known Kon long enough to know how hard fought getting here was.
Shard
@litshard
Sat, May 27, 2023 8:24 PM
And Kon is probably one of the few people that he would go to Tim and give HIM the shovel talk over, too.
𝗛𝗘𝗟𝗟𝗜𝗢𝗡．
@crowbars
Sat, May 27, 2023 8:27 PM
kon threatened that if jason ever hurt tim again, he would make sure jason Regretted It

so jason made sure kon knew that kon doesn't scare him, kon can't stop him from hurting people if he wants to. not that he WANTS to hurt tim but
𝗛𝗘𝗟𝗟𝗜𝗢𝗡．
@crowbars
Sat, May 27, 2023 8:27 PM
kon and his tk can't stop jason from hurting kon if he feels he needs to!!
Shard
@litshard
Sat, May 27, 2023 8:29 PM
I mean, Kon has REASON to worry about Jason hurting Tim.
𝗛𝗘𝗟𝗟𝗜𝗢𝗡．
@crowbars
Sat, May 27, 2023 8:30 PM
kon's valid
𝗛𝗘𝗟𝗟𝗜𝗢𝗡．
@crowbars
Sat, May 27, 2023 8:31 PM
jason was just making it clear that it's not kon and his clark dna that's stopping him from doing it
goodnonsense
@goodnonsense
Sat, May 27, 2023 8:34 PM
Tim’s gonna be Confused when someone tells him
goodnonsense
@goodnonsense
Sat, May 27, 2023 8:34 PM
Just like “yeah??? They’ve been dating all along??? Haven’t they?????”
Shard
@litshard
Sat, May 27, 2023 8:35 PM
Dick: Only in the way that neither of them realized it.
𝗛𝗘𝗟𝗟𝗜𝗢𝗡．
@crowbars
Sat, May 27, 2023 8:36 PM
they were dating just without the title to go along with it
Shard
@litshard
Sat, May 27, 2023 8:38 PM
Dick said he knew that Kon was bi. Tim got mad because he thought Kon told Dick. Dick's like, "You know I'm a detective too, right?"
Shard
@litshard
Sat, May 27, 2023 8:38 PM
Also has eyes.
Shard
@litshard
Sat, May 27, 2023 8:39 PM
Also knew before Kon did, but hey ho.
Pinky Hood
@angriestbird
Sat, May 27, 2023 9:40 PM
J1's going to be very unsurprised by all of this
Shard
@litshard
Sat, May 27, 2023 9:44 PM
Nobody but TIM is surprised by this.
Tad Cooper
@SeeMarieRun
Sat, May 27, 2023 11:56 PM
Oh no not a shovel talk.
Shard
@litshard
Sun, May 28, 2023 12:19 AM
Of course there is a shovel talk.
Tad Cooper
@SeeMarieRun
Sun, May 28, 2023 12:40 AM
They don’t need a shovel talk!
Tad Cooper
@SeeMarieRun
Sun, May 28, 2023 12:41 AM
Also I’m brain dead but could manage inbox threads if anyone’s bugged Tim’s slippers.
goodnonsense
@goodnonsense
Sun, May 28, 2023 1:43 AM
Babby Tim ships them but he would not but anything that spends most of its time in their apartment
Tad Cooper
@SeeMarieRun
Sun, May 28, 2023 2:05 AM
Tim try harder
goodnonsense
@goodnonsense
Sun, May 28, 2023 2:18 AM
He doesn’t want to hear anything um. Not safe for babby ears.
Tad Cooper
@SeeMarieRun
Sun, May 28, 2023 2:19 AM
Oh right he thought they were dating.
goodnonsense
@goodnonsense
Sun, May 28, 2023 2:21 AM
Yup!!
Shard
@litshard
Sun, May 28, 2023 9:29 AM
Dick would not be doing his job as a big brother if he doesn't give Kon the shovel talk.
Shard
@litshard
Sun, May 28, 2023 9:29 AM
He absolutely wouldn't have bugged Tim's slippers, though.
Shard
@litshard
Sun, May 28, 2023 9:30 AM
...Might have bugged something else he's wearing, though. I'll give that thought while I'm at work and may poke inbox later.
Tad Cooper
@SeeMarieRun
Mon, May 29, 2023 10:57 PM
Tim means he didn’t cheat.
Shard
@litshard
Mon, May 29, 2023 11:04 PM
Yeah, no, Dick knows.
Shard
@litshard
Mon, May 29, 2023 11:05 PM
He's just sighing over remembering that.
Tad Cooper
@SeeMarieRun
Mon, May 29, 2023 11:08 PM
Tim is a mess with dating.
Shard
@litshard
Mon, May 29, 2023 11:09 PM
He is. Dick's not much better, really.
Shard
@litshard
Mon, May 29, 2023 11:32 PM
...Why did I go to bed so early? Dick just shouted, "Fucking finally" at his phone.
Tad Cooper
@SeeMarieRun
Mon, May 29, 2023 11:32 PM
LOL
Shard
@litshard
Mon, May 29, 2023 11:37 PM
I'll get it in the morning.
oozecat
@Bugly42
Mon, May 29, 2023 11:38 PM
Bart just figures he will just lock them in a closet if they get stupid again.
Shard
@litshard
Mon, May 29, 2023 11:42 PM
Get the closet ready. Dick knows Tim.
oozecat
@Bugly42
Mon, May 29, 2023 11:50 PM
Does Dick want to help escape proof the closet.
Tad Cooper
@SeeMarieRun
Mon, May 29, 2023 11:50 PM
Hey!
oozecat
@Bugly42
Mon, May 29, 2023 11:52 PM
What? It could be Kon being the stupid one...
Tad Cooper
@SeeMarieRun
Mon, May 29, 2023 11:59 PM
“Dick knows Tim” lol
oozecat
@Bugly42
Tue, May 30, 2023 12:02 AM
Tim will need help. We know this.
Shard
@litshard
Tue, May 30, 2023 12:44 AM
If anybody is going to sabotage their own romantic relationships...
Tad Cooper
@SeeMarieRun
Tue, May 30, 2023 12:49 AM
He doesn’t sabotage all of them...
Shard
@litshard
Tue, May 30, 2023 6:06 AM
Not all of them. But enough to be a concern.
Shard
@litshard
Tue, May 30, 2023 11:45 PM
Dick is definitely having that moment of, "Yeah, no. He's been into you since before he realized bisexuality was a thing, Tim."
Tad Cooper
@SeeMarieRun
Tue, May 30, 2023 11:53 PM
Tim: STILL
Shard
@litshard
Wed, May 31, 2023 12:02 AM
Dick: You could have, too.
Shard
@litshard
Wed, May 31, 2023 12:02 AM
Which is what he'll say in the morning.
Tad Cooper
@SeeMarieRun
Wed, May 31, 2023 12:36 AM
Tim thinks he did
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