what did one shark say to the other while eating a clownfish?
answer: hmmmm, this tastes a little funny!

can I borrow a kiss from you?
don’t worry i’ll give it back to you with interest.

did you know that the happiest place on earth is not Disneyland?
it’s wherever you are!

Are these your pickup lines?

good thing I'm not a doctor because you're the apple of my eye

rabbit224: nope! just making people smile.

ramen9457: i keep the doctor away?

It's jealousy because I wouldn't want to know about how The Doctor is In

ramen9457: naughty. looks like somebody's wanting to study anatomy.

Please take your shirt off, turn your head, and cough

ramen9457: I'm gonna call on the urologist to examine your prostate.

A urologist? Lowkey way of telling me to piss off

ramen9457: I'm failing matching wits with you

shame, i didn't want you to fail with me but to fall for me.
...
i think i threw up in my mouth a little, that was bad

ramen9457: whoa! foul. that's a no joke zone, dude.

Oh no, a foul. Imma duck

It's clearly all wordplay jokes, that's much better than people who don't make things clear and leads people on.
Not that I would know anything about that

🦆 quack-rect!

You shouldn't trust people so easily, some of them are quack doctors

ramen9457: Trust no one.

X-actly

clownfish venomous!!! person die

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