Quinn Angstrom
Here's a challenge for the horror likers
Quinn Angstrom
You've been asigned to plan out a new horror movie. There's just one catch
Quinn Angstrom
the film is going to be directed by Wes Anderson
Quinn Angstrom
You can pick a franchise or you can team him up with another director
Quinn Angstrom
but you have to make Wes Anderson's filmmaking scary
Quinn Angstrom
what's your angle
Princess Emily
Wed...
EsperBot
I actually think this would be easy
Quinn Angstrom
edited!
katzenjammer
oh my god
Quinn Angstrom
I have an angle
EsperBot
Wes’s style is kind of uncanny to begin with
Quinn Angstrom
but I want to hear others first
Princess Emily
Quinn Angstrom : still says Wed on my end??
katzenjammer
Wes Anderson Horror Trailer - SNL
i mean i think it could work--
Quinn Angstrom
how did i do it TWICE
katzenjammer
(real answer shortly)
Quinn Angstrom
I have seen the SNL clip which is why I emphasize that your goal is for it to be actually scary
katzenjammer
;fdjalg';dj
katzenjammer
fair
Princess Emily
anyway I've never seen any of his stuff but I've seen one single trailer for a movie of his but
Princess Emily
I think I'd lean into something kind of Mayfield style
Quinn Angstrom
what i'd do is
Quinn Angstrom
team him up with Ari Aster
Quinn Angstrom
Hereditary's uncanny dollhouse cinematography is already halfway to Wes
Master Chieve
The protagonist is being hunted by a It Follows kind of relentless hunter type of monster. There’s a guy who’s job is to deal with the monster but he works for the government and refuses to help unless you go through the process and paperwork
Master Chieve
So the movie is about an increasingly frantic guy navigating an incomprehensible bureaucracy
Niamh Vibes
Oh a psychological horror with a Wes Anderson bureaucracy is real real good
Niamh Vibes
Everyone understands the rules except the protag
Master Chieve
There’s all kinds of very dramatic inter departmental dramas that are inescapably playing out and the protagonist is just exasperated but helpless to stop it and also at any moment he might get disemboweled
katzenjammer
i wanna say Ari Aster might work? bc he also makes artsy esoteric movies but--oh you already said him lol
katzenjammer
hi5
penis bacon
Bring Gerry Anderson back from the dead

Go so hard into anti-scary you hit a scare valley
penis bacon
Have it about a single real human in a world of marionettes
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Man I'd watch his take on something like The Double dir Richard Ayoade
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