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@MadrinaBastet

Sat, May 13, 2023 5:02 AM

Sat, May 13, 2023 6:48 AM

[TotK] Liveplurk with spoilers!
There is also a Nier: Automata spoiler in here

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@MadrinaBastet

Sat, May 13, 2023 5:03 AM

Just still in the beginning but

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@MadrinaBastet

Sat, May 13, 2023 5:03 AM

apparently you can follow Zelda along by just climbing the ceiling

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@MadrinaBastet

Sat, May 13, 2023 5:04 AM

So I'm also guessing these are another name for Skyloftians?

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@MadrinaBastet

Sat, May 13, 2023 5:05 AM

Re: the thing that happens to Link's arm: partner says "I didn't know we were playing as 9S"

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@MadrinaBastet

Sat, May 13, 2023 5:06 AM

And now the biggest question of them all...

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@MadrinaBastet

Sat, May 13, 2023 5:06 AM

what happened to Link's pants?

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@MadrinaBastet

Sat, May 13, 2023 5:06 AM

Like, the shirt got shredded yeah, I'll buy that

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@MadrinaBastet

Sat, May 13, 2023 5:07 AM

Also me in the beginning when I saw all hearts/stamina wheel: You're gonna get nerfed...

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@MadrinaBastet

Sat, May 13, 2023 5:07 AM

Zelda's nerd-gasm was adorable

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@MadrinaBastet

Sat, May 13, 2023 5:09 AM

also why did they not know what that dark stuff was... it looks exactly like malice

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@MadrinaBastet

Sat, May 13, 2023 5:10 AM

Game: yeet yourself off this really tall structure, no way this is gonna end badly

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@MadrinaBastet

Sat, May 13, 2023 5:10 AM

Link: does it anyway 'cuz he's a gremlin with only 1 braincell

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@MadrinaBastet

Sat, May 13, 2023 5:11 AM

but damn can he do a swan dive!

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@MadrinaBastet

Sat, May 13, 2023 5:14 AM

purah pad huh...

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@MadrinaBastet

Sat, May 13, 2023 5:16 AM

also just saying, Link looks even more feral after the nerf in the beginning here since he lost his hair tie

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@MadrinaBastet

Sat, May 13, 2023 5:18 AM

like, at least he still looked put together in the beginning of botw with his hair still done up, even though he had no clothes then either

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@MadrinaBastet

Sat, May 13, 2023 5:18 AM

but he's still got his earring

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@MadrinaBastet

Sat, May 13, 2023 5:25 AM

throwing pots at the steward is rude and it perceives it as a threat. now ask me how I know this?

blueraven

@blueraven

Sat, May 13, 2023 5:30 AM

time for crime

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@MadrinaBastet

Sat, May 13, 2023 5:32 AM

pretty much lol

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@MadrinaBastet

Sat, May 13, 2023 5:34 AM

random but kind of pertains

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@MadrinaBastet

Sat, May 13, 2023 5:34 AM

I think I sunburnt my face while driving today

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@MadrinaBastet

Sat, May 13, 2023 5:34 AM

and it hurts to wear my glasses but I have to wear my glasses to play totk

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@MadrinaBastet

Sat, May 13, 2023 5:35 AM

'cuz I can't see well enough to read

Exacerangutan

@Exacerangutan

Sat, May 13, 2023 5:35 AM

XD

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@MadrinaBastet

Sat, May 13, 2023 5:35 AM

but it hurts

Exacerangutan

@Exacerangutan

Sat, May 13, 2023 5:35 AM

~~I'm curious to see how this content affects our threads~~

Exacerangutan

@Exacerangutan

Sat, May 13, 2023 5:35 AM

~~of which I owe you at least one~~ orz

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@MadrinaBastet

Sat, May 13, 2023 5:35 AM

hehehe

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@MadrinaBastet

Sat, May 13, 2023 5:36 AM

I'm behind on one of ours

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@MadrinaBastet

Sat, May 13, 2023 5:40 AM

Also didn't even mention Zelda poofing into golden whisps

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@MadrinaBastet

Sat, May 13, 2023 5:41 AM

meanwhile apparently she's leading you on another merry chase just like SS Zelda

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@MadrinaBastet

Sat, May 13, 2023 5:48 AM

so you can push some rocks off a cliff above the first time you encounter 2 enemies and it sirens at you lol

Exacerangutan

@Exacerangutan

Sat, May 13, 2023 5:48 AM

zelda pls

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@MadrinaBastet

Sat, May 13, 2023 5:49 AM

and apparently gives you a long stick

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@MadrinaBastet

Sat, May 13, 2023 5:50 AM

Link forgot how to cook too

Exacerangutan

@Exacerangutan

Sat, May 13, 2023 5:50 AM

rofl

Exacerangutan

@Exacerangutan

Sat, May 13, 2023 5:50 AM

I figured there'd have to be some contrived sort of resetting

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@MadrinaBastet

Sat, May 13, 2023 5:53 AM

sometimes you just need some shrooms to deal with the trauma you just witnessed

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@MadrinaBastet

Sat, May 13, 2023 5:54 AM

yeah your arm became all woogly

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@MadrinaBastet

Sat, May 13, 2023 5:55 AM

ayyy found the Temple of Time

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@MadrinaBastet

Sat, May 13, 2023 5:56 AM

lol shut down by the door

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@MadrinaBastet

Sat, May 13, 2023 5:57 AM

Rayru, "source of the right arm" wtf lol

Exacerangutan

@Exacerangutan

Sat, May 13, 2023 5:57 AM

I heard something about link having a mummy arm or smth????

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@MadrinaBastet

Sat, May 13, 2023 5:57 AM

that guy's kinda magnificent

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@MadrinaBastet

Sat, May 13, 2023 5:57 AM

yeah lol

Exacerangutan

@Exacerangutan

Sat, May 13, 2023 5:58 AM

it was on some stream that I got sleep-raided into

so I overheard some no-context comments about things and just got more confused

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@MadrinaBastet

Sat, May 13, 2023 5:58 AM

shrivled up Ganondorf didn't like you brandishing the master sword so he broke it and your arm too

Exacerangutan

@Exacerangutan

Sat, May 13, 2023 5:59 AM

~~after BotW I'd half expect your limbs to have durability and you have to replace them after using them half a dozen times~~

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@MadrinaBastet

Sat, May 13, 2023 6:00 AM

yeah, at least you got the broken master sword loo

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@MadrinaBastet

Sat, May 13, 2023 6:00 AM

then you find a tree branch and it's a stronger weapon lol

Exacerangutan

@Exacerangutan

Sat, May 13, 2023 6:00 AM

...rofl great

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@MadrinaBastet

Sat, May 13, 2023 6:01 AM

these constructs are assholes. they throw rocks at you!

Exacerangutan

@Exacerangutan

Sat, May 13, 2023 6:01 AM

rude

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@MadrinaBastet

Sat, May 13, 2023 6:03 AM

ah so this is where the shrines come in

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@MadrinaBastet

Sat, May 13, 2023 6:03 AM

also Zelda's in the temple of time. found her, does that mean I beat the game? Nope, rejected

Exacerangutan

@Exacerangutan

Sat, May 13, 2023 6:03 AM

D:

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@MadrinaBastet

Sat, May 13, 2023 6:04 AM

shot a bird in the head and it ran away

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@MadrinaBastet

Sat, May 13, 2023 6:04 AM

how?????

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@MadrinaBastet

Sat, May 13, 2023 6:05 AM

boom! headshot!

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@MadrinaBastet

Sat, May 13, 2023 6:05 AM

fucking around got me lost

Exacerangutan

@Exacerangutan

Sat, May 13, 2023 6:06 AM

rude, bird, rude

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@MadrinaBastet

Sat, May 13, 2023 6:06 AM

partner: Link can't get into the temple of time 'cuz his arm is really tired from overuse >.>

Exacerangutan

@Exacerangutan

Sat, May 13, 2023 6:07 AM

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@MadrinaBastet

Sat, May 13, 2023 6:09 AM

lmao

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@MadrinaBastet

Sat, May 13, 2023 6:10 AM

no more shiekah slate. you just use your woogly arm

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@MadrinaBastet

Sat, May 13, 2023 6:10 AM

ultrahand

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@MadrinaBastet

Sat, May 13, 2023 6:10 AM

I'm not making this up

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@MadrinaBastet

Sat, May 13, 2023 6:11 AM

the world is my leggo!

Exacerangutan

@Exacerangutan

Sat, May 13, 2023 6:11 AM

.........rofl welp now I'm just going to be thinking of TotK as a BotW/Godhand crossover

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@MadrinaBastet

Sat, May 13, 2023 6:12 AM

stick stuff together with... do I wanna know that goo is?

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@MadrinaBastet

Sat, May 13, 2023 6:12 AM

you gotta jiggle it to unstick

Exacerangutan

@Exacerangutan

Sat, May 13, 2023 6:12 AM

the goo Link produces one-handed, huh?

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@MadrinaBastet

Sat, May 13, 2023 6:13 AM

ewww sticky

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@MadrinaBastet

Sat, May 13, 2023 6:13 AM

yes, yes he does

Exacerangutan

@Exacerangutan

Sat, May 13, 2023 6:14 AM

just remembering "....it's EVERYWHERE!!!!" from DBZ Abridged

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@MadrinaBastet

Sat, May 13, 2023 6:14 AM

there's no way the fan base is gonna run with this

Exacerangutan

@Exacerangutan

Sat, May 13, 2023 6:15 AM

rofl it does sound like they've made some, uhh... interesting choices

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@MadrinaBastet

Sat, May 13, 2023 6:15 AM

it has now been nicknamed, spirit jizz. we are gonna jizz our way through this game!

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@UltraDude

Sat, May 13, 2023 6:15 AM

Ultra Hand - Wikipedia

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@MadrinaBastet

Sat, May 13, 2023 6:16 AM

lol is that why we gotta suffer through this?

Cold XC

@UltraDude

Sat, May 13, 2023 6:17 AM

now imagine you get a Love Tester to go with it

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@MadrinaBastet

Sat, May 13, 2023 6:20 AM

pfft

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@MadrinaBastet

Sat, May 13, 2023 6:23 AM

"light of blessing"

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@MadrinaBastet

Sat, May 13, 2023 6:23 AM

very subtle Nintendo

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@MadrinaBastet

Sat, May 13, 2023 6:23 AM

no way calling it the "blessing of light" might get you sued!

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@MadrinaBastet

Sat, May 13, 2023 6:25 AM

So Rayru is Zelda's long lost llama grandpa

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@MadrinaBastet

Sat, May 13, 2023 6:27 AM

lol there's a lot more shrieking going on with this game than say, a final fantasy game (by us... we're the ones shrieking)

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@MadrinaBastet

Sat, May 13, 2023 6:34 AM

this is what happens with open world games

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@MadrinaBastet

Sat, May 13, 2023 6:43 AM

"these constructs, why do they still do their jobs when they're no longer needed" /insert Nier: Automata reference here

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@MadrinaBastet

Sat, May 13, 2023 6:45 AM

https://images.plurk.com/2Zi6eB8yMmln9OVAamHVER.jpg

Exacerangutan

@Exacerangutan

Sat, May 13, 2023 6:45 AM

b.. because it's.. their job?

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@MadrinaBastet

Sat, May 13, 2023 6:45 AM

look what I made!

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@MadrinaBastet

Sat, May 13, 2023 6:46 AM

Exacerangutan : spoilers

Exacerangutan

@Exacerangutan

Sat, May 13, 2023 6:46 AM

XD

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@MadrinaBastet

Sat, May 13, 2023 6:48 AM

could it be because they don't know their creators ~~aren't on the moon~~

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@MadrinaBastet

Sat, May 13, 2023 6:49 AM

So... you can't pick up the constructs and stick them together...

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@MadrinaBastet

Sat, May 13, 2023 6:49 AM

I wonder why they wouldn't let us do that >

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@MadrinaBastet

Sat, May 13, 2023 6:54 AM

BUT YOU CAN PICK UP THE KOROKS!

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@MadrinaBastet

Sat, May 13, 2023 6:55 AM

gonna stick this korok to a log and yeet it across a chasm

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@MadrinaBastet

Sat, May 13, 2023 6:57 AM

but you can't stick the koroks together

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@MadrinaBastet

Sat, May 13, 2023 7:01 AM

don't fall off the log when you're on the rail guys, it'll kick you back to the start of the puzzle

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@MadrinaBastet

Sat, May 13, 2023 7:01 AM

JUST FOUND A THICK STICK

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@MadrinaBastet

Sat, May 13, 2023 7:03 AM

they sure are making you stick a lot of things together...

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@MadrinaBastet

Sat, May 13, 2023 7:04 AM

found a nut by my log

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@MadrinaBastet

Sat, May 13, 2023 7:04 AM

you can stick weapons together too

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@MadrinaBastet

Sat, May 13, 2023 7:05 AM

made boat!

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@MadrinaBastet

Sat, May 13, 2023 7:06 AM

ok saving for the night.

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@MadrinaBastet

Sat, May 13, 2023 7:07 AM

I hope you all enjoy my commentary lol

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@MadrinaBastet

Sat, May 13, 2023 7:13 AM

so, first impressions? Nintendo was not subtle about hiding what a bunch of perverts they are. I'm just running with what they gave me!

Exacerangutan

@Exacerangutan

Sat, May 13, 2023 8:02 AM

... if they allowed sticking constructs together it would probably turn into Kerbal Space Program in a matter of days at most

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@MadrinaBastet

Sat, May 13, 2023 12:45 PM

pfft

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@MadrinaBastet

Sat, May 13, 2023 12:45 PM

but they are kinda robotic in a sense? lol

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@MadrinaBastet

Sat, May 13, 2023 1:02 PM

facetious:

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@MadrinaBastet

Sat, May 13, 2023 1:16 PM

almondlychee: lol you got distracted... this is a whole night of game play and only made it to the first shrine 'cuz I was fucking around so much

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@MadrinaBastet

Sat, May 13, 2023 1:29 PM

lorulean: