Tea just headbutted me in the back of the head so hard he broke my hairclip

this is the face and kneady paw of no guilt.

Innocent boy, he's never done a crone in his life he says

you didn't realize he's part billy goat when you got him

I would 100% believe he's part goat.

He headbutts, he screams, he eats tape.

he's a very handsome part goat