Boy in my English class inviting me to a bonfire.....suspicious side eye..

He wears cowboy boots but in a he’s from Arizona way not he’s a hick way and I think he’s a socialist so he’s cool probably..

woh.....

socialist cowboy

Just said “capitalists view the dollar as their god” this dudes lame as hell

immediately no

There are cool socialists, and cringe socialists. We don't know which kind he is until you open the box. Schrodinger's socialist

Not only is he a lame socialist but he’s friends with a bunch of lame bucks who my friend Talyn said “we’re kinda scary and awkward” so. If I can drag my bf along I’ll go I guess

Bring water in a spray bottle in case any of them are wearing Che Guevara t-shirts

It’s worse than that I think. They’re...conservatives.....

Conservative socialists!?

That's like the opposite of the "Socially liberal fiscally conservative" frat bros

Nah he’s just the worst kind of socialist, the kind that befriends republican conservatives and is also really corny

Okay so instead of a water spray bottle, just bring febreeze instead

LOL

maybe some raid too

vaush fans in the wild

run from them.

Run