me, working out a timeline for Arthur's life because sir what the fuck

march 30, arthur lester is born

lmaoooo

spoilers for pre-canon events but this boy has lead a VERY busy life

i need people to know that discounting the coma, the first season of s1 takes place over like. 3 days

Sounds like T's canon. I headcanon stretched it out because No, Mister Author, You Cannot Put That Much Shit in a Week.

this is largely my own fault tbqh, since these times revolve around my entirely headcanon age

but even spreading the times out a bit more reasonable, these all still happened

and we know for a fact that there was only a year between faroe and parker, and that parker and arthur were partners for 5 years bc arthur tells us that

This hitchhikers guide gif 😂

Arthur is 4 sad backstories in a trenchcoat

he's not allowed a single goddamn break

mom said it's my turn to reveal my trauma!!

no reveal! no skeletons coming out of his closet!!

Arthur Lester and the terrible horrible no-good very bad three days

on the other hand he's definitely gonna end up talking about his experience with caves in the coming port bc like. y i k e s

John's just gonna not think about Things from the Future that he hates