so i log in and people are talking about the Met Gala which TBH i don't know what the fuck that is, never have, I'm more interested in the one the X-Men do yearly now

But apparently Jared Leto showed up in a fursuit and people are talking about that more than Lil Nas X who literally painted himself silver and rhinestoned while just wearing a silver thong and nothing else

stop giving jared leto attention, god damnit

People fixated on the fake furry, smh

there is literally a gay silver troll doll right there with his ass hanging out and you're looking at a fursuit I've seen half a dozen of at every furry convention i've ever seen because Morbius is in it

okay but i want this purse though, i don't know who this person is but i want her purse

that is the totality i take from this. "Stop paying attention to the cult leader, the Silver Surfer confirmed gay, and I want that pink cat purse"

What's actually been living in my head rentfree since Saturday is the bunch of cursed ass dumb fuck rednecks who came into the Chinese restaurant my dad and I frequent, clearly by accident

ate nothing but the fried potatoes and crawfish because they couldn't figure out why the "spaghetti" tasted weird

and on getting the bill and their fortune cookies, literally, i am not fucking making this up, wondered out loud why there were "notes" in their food

that's gonna be my "If it weren't for my horse" moment if i die of an aneurysm in the next few days