catch-all for rp chatter and possible tag tracking in May
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catch-all for rp chatter and possible tag tracking in May
catch-all for rp chatter and possible tag tracking in May
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we'll see how much I actually track
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anyway talk of a potential Free Cities beach party log prompted me to do a deep dive for some ancient fanart I remembered and I'm so glad
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𝓉𝒶𝒸𝑜 𝒷𝑒𝓁𝓁𝑒
omg
ᴡᴏʟᴠɪᴇ.
omg lmao
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Altaïr is prepared to let it all hang out but he'll wear a swimsuit to blend in if that's what people do there
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does Abraxas have speedos I wonder
PROFESSOR
NICE
𝓉𝒶𝒸𝑜 𝒷𝑒𝓁𝓁𝑒
honestly same for diana
PROFESSOR
Sure they might have a version of speedos
PROFESSOR
LOL I'm going to ask the mods if there are nude beaches, too many people want to know
𝓉𝒶𝒸𝑜 𝒷𝑒𝓁𝓁𝑒
"nude beach" that's just how you swim in the ocean
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presumably a less elastic version
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𝓉𝒶𝒸𝑜 𝒷𝑒𝓁𝓁𝑒
: right that was also his thought
𝓉𝒶𝒸𝑜 𝒷𝑒𝓁𝓁𝑒
diana has seen thousands of naked women in her day and at least one (1) naked man
𝓉𝒶𝒸𝑜 𝒷𝑒𝓁𝓁𝑒
she'll be fine
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I'm going to ask them right now lol for funsies
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gotta be two now
𝓉𝒶𝒸𝑜 𝒷𝑒𝓁𝓁𝑒
it's true she's seen two naked men
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𝓉𝒶𝒸𝑜 𝒷𝑒𝓁𝓁𝑒
𝓉𝒶𝒸𝑜 𝒷𝑒𝓁𝓁𝑒
it only took her a year in abraxas to get laid
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8 months for him lol
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but he spent the previous summer murdering nine dudes and focusing on nothing but that test so it's been at least a year for him too
𝓉𝒶𝒸𝑜 𝒷𝑒𝓁𝓁𝑒
LMFAO
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gotta get my rank back sexing can come later!!!!
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-nadine is the first to recognize what a nerd Altaïr is, I'm so glad
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womp womp Diana beat Claude to getting called a friend by Altaïr
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sorry Claude you should have tried being hot and able to toss him across the room
𝓉𝒶𝒸𝑜 𝒷𝑒𝓁𝓁𝑒
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He does actually mean it aside from the hotness and buffness though
𝓉𝒶𝒸𝑜 𝒷𝑒𝓁𝓁𝑒
She can be hot and buff and also a great friend ok
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It's an excellent combination really
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Hot, buff, a great friend, full of empathy, and not afraid to kill a man. She’s got it all sorry, Claude
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Huzzah Altaïr is level 2 influence now. Skipped over 1 because I dicked around and didn't submit for ages until he had a bunch of evidence.
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maria > tinya this thread is ICly ancient but idc, I love these parallels and connections that can surprise me when I'm totally canonblind
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maria > taro tags that are soon to be ironic
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altair > crane
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altair > jayden embracing the 'rooftop guy' life
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altair > nadine nerd alert part 1
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altair > viktor nerd alert part 2
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whitticus are his nerd senses TINGLING
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altair > diana questionable parent alert
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maria > tinya
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maria > hachitaro
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maria > nara'a
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maria > monkey thing
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𝓉𝒶𝒸𝑜 𝒷𝑒𝓁𝓁𝑒
: I am now imagining a small pile of weapons accumulating as they undress
𝓉𝒶𝒸𝑜 𝒷𝑒𝓁𝓁𝑒
LMAO i mean...............
𝓉𝒶𝒸𝑜 𝒷𝑒𝓁𝓁𝑒
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I don't think he has THAT many on him but probably at least two, including the hidden blade
𝓉𝒶𝒸𝑜 𝒷𝑒𝓁𝓁𝑒
she's only got the one, sadly
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It's still funny that they both have something
𝓉𝒶𝒸𝑜 𝒷𝑒𝓁𝓁𝑒
it is very funny and nothing less than what i'd expect
𝓉𝒶𝒸𝑜 𝒷𝑒𝓁𝓁𝑒
both of them thinking about how they could be killed at any moment and also having the weapons on them to do it
𝓉𝒶𝒸𝑜 𝒷𝑒𝓁𝓁𝑒
*chef's kiss
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that's trust
𝓉𝒶𝒸𝑜 𝒷𝑒𝓁𝓁𝑒
it is
𝓉𝒶𝒸𝑜 𝒷𝑒𝓁𝓁𝑒
diana looked at this man who looms on rooftops and carries all kinds of weapons on him. but who basically doesn't give off bad vibes and was like "yeah i can trust that guy"
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Altair just knows she is a good and honorable person
piglet.
how dare you call bananas, monkey thing! 
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He is also very aware that unarmed, she could pop him like a grape and that is in fact part of the attraction
𝓉𝒶𝒸𝑜 𝒷𝑒𝓁𝓁𝑒
all of this is true
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buttlet: I forgot and was too lazy to check okok
piglet.
i forgive you
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piglet.
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𝕥𝕣𝕒𝕔𝕖
I figure we can wind down that thread
𝕥𝕣𝕒𝕔𝕖
yeah, that works! i can fade it out in my next tag i'm sure
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