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[40k] a thought
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Traditionally
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When you mix up modern technology with the supernatural
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If you have like an angel or Minotaur or whatever show up, you typically give it like a sword or axe or what
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ever
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Into show like “this creature is out of place in a modern world that has guns and cellphones and shit”
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But the thing about wh40k
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Is that in OUR world, the sword has a history of like 5000 years
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But in the grim darkness of the 41st millennium
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The GUN has a history 8 times longer than that
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More. That’s just how long humans have had guns
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Necrons had guns during the Paleocene era
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So like
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Monsters and magical creatures have had plenty of time to get the word
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Anyway that’s what I thought of when Blighty linked this https://images.plurk.com/3NJ22XWcIDPZlNFC32UoT1.jpg
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GUN ANGELS
Blighty
GUN ANGELS
Blighty
i truly love the gun angels in my game they're just a race of like flying snipers can't believe no one thought of this before
Quinneapolis
in Watership down, the humans in rabbit mythology already had guns, because rabbit cultural memory is short
Quinneapolis
as far as they know there have always been farmers with shotguns
Friendpatine
real talk: the bolter is such a fucking badass weapon.
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It is
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"It's just a gun right?" It's a rapid fire precision armor piercing rocket propelled grenade launcher
Friendpatine
and you have to be a transhuman not just to wielded it but so firing it once won't kill you from the recoil.
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or have power armor but
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yeah IG doesn't use bolters because they would tear their arms off
Friendpatine
that too
Friendpatine
and it is like the most basic weapon in the Space Marine arsenal, next to maybe the Chainsword. It starts with that and then goes up from there.
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also real talk: The chainsword feels like it would be the most impractical weapon imaginable
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like it would get caught on things at the slightly provocation
ShootingXC
that thing is getting jammed every five seconds
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are they cool? yes
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would they actually work in a combat setting? no
ArtIsArt
In other 40k thoughts:
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Killin'em Shakespear is a valid ork name.
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