If you can't be affulent, be effulent, I say. This is going to be a sparkly-glamourous day! I mean, look how it's starting. This impressive vehicle isn't about to take any crap from us. Wait. Maybe it is. (I love that the poop emoji is proudly displayed.)

SHITTERS FULL!

Such a shiny truck!

Our Waste Removal Technician, Roger, was quite polite and cheery. We shook hands. After I got inside I washed my hands multiple times.

Used food truck

T. A. Lowery Gah! snickers like a gradeschooler

that truck is gloriously clean!

The truck was VERY VERY SHINY!