incorrect qoutes

Azula: What is this!?
The Doctor: That’s the weight of guilt. Give in to the nice side. Help those unfortunate, and make the guilt go away, my friend.
Azula: Ow! Make it stop!
The Doctor: Surrender to your kindness, Azula. It’s nice to be nice.
Azula: Your guilt is strong, my friend. But it is no match for the power of my selfishness!

... A little cartoonish but it has the spirit

V:

yes yes it does

I sorta see him as the angel on her shoulder here; so yes cartoonish

Doctor, washing the dishes: Who the fuck used this pan??
Doctor: Wait. I the fuck used this pan…
Rose: It was you the fuck.
Doctor: It was I the fuck…
Jack: Who cooks rice in a pan?
Rose: They the fuck.

Doctor: Rose and I were crossing the street, and this man drove by and honked at us.
Jack: What did you do?
Doctor: They chased him to the next red light, and reached into his window, and-
Rose: walking in Who wants a steering wheel?

LMAO

Rose became the Hulk it seems

Yes

Doctor: While I'm gone, you're in charge Rose.
Rose: Yes!
Doctor, whispering to Jack: You're secretly in charge, but I don't want them to feel bad.
Jack: Obviously.

that one seems legit ^

rofl yes

though I would change whispering to telepathic

because I swear sometimes how Jack and Ten look at each other they are

yes

Jasmine: "When's the last time you slept?"
The Doctor: "Uh... a few days ago, I think."
Jasmine: "A few- how many?!"
The Doctor: "Uh..." /starts counting on fingers "I need more fingers..."
Jasmine: "What you need is sleep!"

LMAO

but this isn't valid anymore now that he doesnt need sleep

No, but he does need to set limits XP

he should but we also know he wont

:x

Exactly