ᴛʜᴇ ʙʟᴏᴏᴅ ᴡʏʀᴍ
i mentioned top 5 favourite movies in discord and now i... actually have to think of the other 4 haha
ᴛʜᴇ ʙʟᴏᴏᴅ ᴡʏʀᴍ
one of them was the mummy/the mummy returns i kinda group the whole series together
ᴛʜᴇ ʙʟᴏᴏᴅ ᴡʏʀᴍ
jurassic park
ᴛʜᴇ ʙʟᴏᴏᴅ ᴡʏʀᴍ
the core
ᴛʜᴇ ʙʟᴏᴏᴅ ᴡʏʀᴍ
starship troopers
ᴛʜᴇ ʙʟᴏᴏᴅ ᴡʏʀᴍ
other ones come to mind but i'm like scale hands if they make the cut
ᴛʜᴇ ʙʟᴏᴏᴅ ᴡʏʀᴍ
.........
ᴛʜᴇ ʙʟᴏᴏᴅ ᴡʏʀᴍ
watchmen
ᴛʜᴇ ʙʟᴏᴏᴅ ᴡʏʀᴍ
honourable mentions
shin godzilla
mad max fury road
babe
ᴛʜᴇ ʙʟᴏᴏᴅ ᴡʏʀᴍ
i realise it's like
violence
violence
the pig movie
ᴛʜᴇ ʙʟᴏᴏᴅ ᴡʏʀᴍ
babe was an extremely important movie for me
it is instantly soothing and comfortable because it's like
however they did the sound in it is like perfect for my auditory bullshit
ᴛʜᴇ ʙʟᴏᴏᴅ ᴡʏʀᴍ
the core is arguably my 1 i love that move so much everyone watch the core
𝑺𝑷𝑰𝑫𝑬𝑹 𝐁𝐑𝐈𝐃𝐄 💍
I could not possibly pick 5 favorite movies
ᴛʜᴇ ʙʟᴏᴏᴅ ᴡʏʀᴍ
i basically went down my mental list of movies i can turn on for comfort and these are all of them
ᴛʜᴇ ʙʟᴏᴏᴅ ᴡʏʀᴍ
dunno what that says about me LMAO
𝑺𝑷𝑰𝑫𝑬𝑹 𝐁𝐑𝐈𝐃𝐄 💍
even if I narrow it to just horror, I can't pick just 5
𝑺𝑷𝑰𝑫𝑬𝑹 𝐁𝐑𝐈𝐃𝐄 💍
an impossible task
ᴛʜᴇ ʙʟᴏᴏᴅ ᴡʏʀᴍ
blizzardseason: you must've seen a lot more movies probably because i have seen very few compared to like normal people lol
ᴛʜᴇ ʙʟᴏᴏᴅ ᴡʏʀᴍ
probably because i watch the same movies forever hhh
ᴛʜᴇ ʙʟᴏᴏᴅ ᴡʏʀᴍ
OH GOD
𝑺𝑷𝑰𝑫𝑬𝑹 𝐁𝐑𝐈𝐃𝐄 💍
possibly.
ᴛʜᴇ ʙʟᴏᴏᴅ ᴡʏʀᴍ
HOW COULD I FORGET
ᴛʜᴇ ʙʟᴏᴏᴅ ᴡʏʀᴍ
ANOTHER HONOURABLE MENTION
ᴛʜᴇ ʙʟᴏᴏᴅ ᴡʏʀᴍ
THE MAN FROM U.N.C.L.E.
ᴛʜᴇ ʙʟᴏᴏᴅ ᴡʏʀᴍ
god that is
that is almost a tie for 5 i love it so much oh no
ᴛʜᴇ ʙʟᴏᴏᴅ ᴡʏʀᴍ
i just forgot lol
𝑺𝑷𝑰𝑫𝑬𝑹 𝐁𝐑𝐈𝐃𝐄 💍
I think pre-Netflix/Streaming I had a more concrete list of favorites because movies were more impactful
𝑺𝑷𝑰𝑫𝑬𝑹 𝐁𝐑𝐈𝐃𝐄 💍
but now that I've shoved so much of it into my mouth it's like uh my favorite? anything that I didn't actively hate
ᴛʜᴇ ʙʟᴏᴏᴅ ᴡʏʀᴍ
i'm thinking about my amazon prime account lmao
because if i bought it on amazon prime it was because i always wanted to be able to watch it any time and not be like "oh shit they took it off a service"
ᴛʜᴇ ʙʟᴏᴏᴅ ᴡʏʀᴍ
then there are movies i watched very very much
like thor
i think i've seen thor like 500 times
𝑺𝑷𝑰𝑫𝑬𝑹 𝐁𝐑𝐈𝐃𝐄 💍
if the criteria is more like "movies you would enjoyably put on at any time" I might be able to wittle down to 5
ᴛʜᴇ ʙʟᴏᴏᴅ ᴡʏʀᴍ
yeah basically
𝑺𝑷𝑰𝑫𝑬𝑹 𝐁𝐑𝐈𝐃𝐄 💍
but that does not make them my favorite. so I guess it depends on what favorite means and I don't feel like having that existential discussion
ᴛʜᴇ ʙʟᴏᴏᴅ ᴡʏʀᴍ
sometimes i put them on and i don't finish them and it's like well i enjoyed it for the time i put it on
ᴛʜᴇ ʙʟᴏᴏᴅ ᴡʏʀᴍ
hahaha
𝑺𝑷𝑰𝑫𝑬𝑹 𝐁𝐑𝐈𝐃𝐄 💍
but also at least three of those movies are: Blades of Glory, Zoolander, and Hot Fuzz
ᴛʜᴇ ʙʟᴏᴏᴅ ᴡʏʀᴍ
OH NO
ᴛʜᴇ ʙʟᴏᴏᴅ ᴡʏʀᴍ
HOT FUZZ
ᴛʜᴇ ʙʟᴏᴏᴅ ᴡʏʀᴍ
shit
ᴛʜᴇ ʙʟᴏᴏᴅ ᴡʏʀᴍ
LMAO
𝑺𝑷𝑰𝑫𝑬𝑹 𝐁𝐑𝐈𝐃𝐄 💍
I would also accept Run Fat Boy Run, it's not. Really. A different movie.
ᴛʜᴇ ʙʟᴏᴏᴅ ᴡʏʀᴍ
honourable mention
𝑺𝑷𝑰𝑫𝑬𝑹 𝐁𝐑𝐈𝐃𝐄 💍
but yeah like. Who complains about watching any of those movies. WHOMST IS THAT PERSON.
ᴛʜᴇ ʙʟᴏᴏᴅ ᴡʏʀᴍ
LMAO
𝑺𝑷𝑰𝑫𝑬𝑹 𝐁𝐑𝐈𝐃𝐄 💍
and I don't want to meet them tbqh
𝑺𝑷𝑰𝑫𝑬𝑹 𝐁𝐑𝐈𝐃𝐄 💍
Clue and Silent Hill can have the other two spots
𝑺𝑷𝑰𝑫𝑬𝑹 𝐁𝐑𝐈𝐃𝐄 💍
and I have met the person who doesn't think Clue is funny, we very fortuitously broke up.
ᴛʜᴇ ʙʟᴏᴏᴅ ᴡʏʀᴍ
LMAO
ᴛʜᴇ ʙʟᴏᴏᴅ ᴡʏʀᴍ
i have not seen clue
ᴛʜᴇ ʙʟᴏᴏᴅ ᴡʏʀᴍ
i saw silent hill and i remembered i enjoyed it
ᴛʜᴇ ʙʟᴏᴏᴅ ᴡʏʀᴍ
i had it on dvd but horror is harder for me to watch
𝑺𝑷𝑰𝑫𝑬𝑹 𝐁𝐑𝐈𝐃𝐄 💍
it can be rented on youtube whenever you're ready
𝑺𝑷𝑰𝑫𝑬𝑹 𝐁𝐑𝐈𝐃𝐄 💍
ᴛʜᴇ ʙʟᴏᴏᴅ ᴡʏʀᴍ
unless it was suicide club lol i have watched that a lot lmaoooo
𝑺𝑷𝑰𝑫𝑬𝑹 𝐁𝐑𝐈𝐃𝐄 💍
remember before memes when people just shouted chapelle show quotes at each other on the bus
𝑺𝑷𝑰𝑫𝑬𝑹 𝐁𝐑𝐈𝐃𝐄 💍
my group of nerd friends was clue quotes
ᴛʜᴇ ʙʟᴏᴏᴅ ᴡʏʀᴍ
jfc
ᴛʜᴇ ʙʟᴏᴏᴅ ᴡʏʀᴍ
that sent me back to high school
𝑺𝑷𝑰𝑫𝑬𝑹 𝐁𝐑𝐈𝐃𝐄 💍
you're welcome
ᴛʜᴇ ʙʟᴏᴏᴅ ᴡʏʀᴍ
because we were the ones yelling FUCK YO COUCH
𝑺𝑷𝑰𝑫𝑬𝑹 𝐁𝐑𝐈𝐃𝐄 💍
my memory is definitely "It's Rick James Bitch"
ᴛʜᴇ ʙʟᴏᴏᴅ ᴡʏʀᴍ
yes
𝑺𝑷𝑰𝑫𝑬𝑹 𝐁𝐑𝐈𝐃𝐄 💍
I have never seen Chapelle Show
𝑺𝑷𝑰𝑫𝑬𝑹 𝐁𝐑𝐈𝐃𝐄 💍
so what I know is what noisy teenage boys were yelling on the school bus
𝑺𝑷𝑰𝑫𝑬𝑹 𝐁𝐑𝐈𝐃𝐄 💍
that I could kinda hear over the Dir en Grey CD in my walkman.
ᴛʜᴇ ʙʟᴏᴏᴅ ᴡʏʀᴍ
i was in high school in atlanta and all my friends were black so we could do all of it and make white people uncomfortable
ᴛʜᴇ ʙʟᴏᴏᴅ ᴡʏʀᴍ
now i hate dave chapelle
𝑺𝑷𝑰𝑫𝑬𝑹 𝐁𝐑𝐈𝐃𝐄 💍
ᴛʜᴇ ʙʟᴏᴏᴅ ᴡʏʀᴍ
thanks for fucking that up for me dave
𝑺𝑷𝑰𝑫𝑬𝑹 𝐁𝐑𝐈𝐃𝐄 💍
yeah I think having never seen it really turned out well for me
ᴛʜᴇ ʙʟᴏᴏᴅ ᴡʏʀᴍ
yeah you lucked out
𝑺𝑷𝑰𝑫𝑬𝑹 𝐁𝐑𝐈𝐃𝐄 💍
my ultimate point: we sure thought clue was funny
ᴛʜᴇ ʙʟᴏᴏᴅ ᴡʏʀᴍ
LOL
ᴛʜᴇ ʙʟᴏᴏᴅ ᴡʏʀᴍ
god i feel like we had something else too but it escapes me now
𝑺𝑷𝑰𝑫𝑬𝑹 𝐁𝐑𝐈𝐃𝐄 💍
it's fine we don't actually need to descend back into the depths of 2006 or whatever it was
ᴛʜᴇ ʙʟᴏᴏᴅ ᴡʏʀᴍ
it was 2006...
𝑺𝑷𝑰𝑫𝑬𝑹 𝐁𝐑𝐈𝐃𝐄 💍
Blades of Glory (2006)
ᴛʜᴇ ʙʟᴏᴏᴅ ᴡʏʀᴍ
there was a year where we all saw a street car named desire and just yelled STELLAAAAAA at each other from like opposite ends of a hallway
𝑺𝑷𝑰𝑫𝑬𝑹 𝐁𝐑𝐈𝐃𝐄 💍
Hot Fuzz (2007)
𝑺𝑷𝑰𝑫𝑬𝑹 𝐁𝐑𝐈𝐃𝐄 💍
Zoolander (2001)
ᴛʜᴇ ʙʟᴏᴏᴅ ᴡʏʀᴍ
hot fuzz we saw in a theatre and it was excellent as an experience
𝑺𝑷𝑰𝑫𝑬𝑹 𝐁𝐑𝐈𝐃𝐄 💍
(sweats)
ᴛʜᴇ ʙʟᴏᴏᴅ ᴡʏʀᴍ
zoolander is old enough to drink
𝑺𝑷𝑰𝑫𝑬𝑹 𝐁𝐑𝐈𝐃𝐄 💍
Zoolander is eternal
ᴛʜᴇ ʙʟᴏᴏᴅ ᴡʏʀᴍ
i know all of my favourite movies are not like
great movies
nor would i encourage anyone to see most of them (except for the core)
ᴛʜᴇ ʙʟᴏᴏᴅ ᴡʏʀᴍ
i'm like ugh please don't see watchmen actually because then i have to explain myself and hahaha
𝑺𝑷𝑰𝑫𝑬𝑹 𝐁𝐑𝐈𝐃𝐄 💍
like your movies
𝑺𝑷𝑰𝑫𝑬𝑹 𝐁𝐑𝐈𝐃𝐄 💍
𝑺𝑷𝑰𝑫𝑬𝑹 𝐁𝐑𝐈𝐃𝐄 💍
it's fine
ᴛʜᴇ ʙʟᴏᴏᴅ ᴡʏʀᴍ
𝑺𝑷𝑰𝑫𝑬𝑹 𝐁𝐑𝐈𝐃𝐄 💍
https://images.plurk.com/4nKaOTWs8cpjELRNHt3KCk.png
ᴛʜᴇ ʙʟᴏᴏᴅ ᴡʏʀᴍ
omg are these the jokes
𝑺𝑷𝑰𝑫𝑬𝑹 𝐁𝐑𝐈𝐃𝐄 💍
that is but one of several J Edgar Hoover jokes
ᴛʜᴇ ʙʟᴏᴏᴅ ᴡʏʀᴍ
omg
ᴛʜᴇ ʙʟᴏᴏᴅ ᴡʏʀᴍ
i add this to the list
𝑺𝑷𝑰𝑫𝑬𝑹 𝐁𝐑𝐈𝐃𝐄 💍
fufufufu
𝑺𝑷𝑰𝑫𝑬𝑹 𝐁𝐑𝐈𝐃𝐄 💍
my ex could not understand why Clue and Frasier were funny. His assessment was that it's weird and just about snooty rich people. Me staring at him: yeah man, that's the joke.
ᴛʜᴇ ʙʟᴏᴏᴅ ᴡʏʀᴍ
FRASIER
𝑺𝑷𝑰𝑫𝑬𝑹 𝐁𝐑𝐈𝐃𝐄 💍
ex too dense to understand that Frasier is a comedy
𝑺𝑷𝑰𝑫𝑬𝑹 𝐁𝐑𝐈𝐃𝐄 💍
don't ask me why I dated someone with a neck tattoo who couldn't understand jokes. it's a long story (weary)
ᴛʜᴇ ʙʟᴏᴏᴅ ᴡʏʀᴍ
LMAO
ᴛʜᴇ ʙʟᴏᴏᴅ ᴡʏʀᴍ
did he understand sarcasm
𝑺𝑷𝑰𝑫𝑬𝑹 𝐁𝐑𝐈𝐃𝐄 💍
dubiously
ᴛʜᴇ ʙʟᴏᴏᴅ ᴡʏʀᴍ
idk some humour doesn't hit for some people
ᴛʜᴇ ʙʟᴏᴏᴅ ᴡʏʀᴍ
new zealand humour used to miss at one point but i think that's changed lol
ᴛʜᴇ ʙʟᴏᴏᴅ ᴡʏʀᴍ
oh shit i can also put the austin powers movies on the high end of honourable mentions too
ᴛʜᴇ ʙʟᴏᴏᴅ ᴡʏʀᴍ
my entire family would quote those movies
ᴛʜᴇ ʙʟᴏᴏᴅ ᴡʏʀᴍ
my brother could do dr. evil's entire monologue in a time when he was still fun and interesting as a person
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