[meme] Ask me spicy questions

not dependent on in-game canon points as no one is having any spice atm, tragically

1, 6, 26 Altair

whoops back to this

1. When did they lose their virginity?

Almost certainly a Masyaf village girl who was adventurous enough not to be thinking about marriage and into the local rock stars, AKA Assassin boys in training

Altaïr was very focused on his training but the AC Assassins are not as chastity-focused as the fedayeen of Alamut and he was still a teen boy

He was probably around 15 since I imagine he got even more focused/busy once he lost the finger and took up the hidden blade, which I imagined as being about 16

I tend to headcanon that she was just bossy and assertive enough to set things percolating in his mind and have an effect on his future tastes, though he comes by his bottom-ness naturally in the end

no pun intended

6. Have they ever tasted themselves? If no, would they? If yes, what did they think?

I'm just gonna say no and leave it at that lol

26. What is something that will never fail to turn them on?

PUSH HIM AROUND

he's a switch but if he's feeling around with someone and they literally shove him down or whatever he's like Oh Hell Yes

don't be gentle with him it's ok he likes it

tits mcgee : ^^^

excellent