Dr. Yubsie
[Fanfic] https://images.plurk.com/5j1PdTx0nUF6lxe1HDRfhB.png Kanan is very clear on what the Force is trying to tell him in this chapter
Dr. Yubsie
I have way too much fun with these word clouds
StupidSexyV⚠der
lol is he really
Crow Witch
"whatever" made me laugh out loud
Dr. Yubsie
Treason. Whatever.
Nox
"So it's treason then"
"Whatever"
StupidSexyV⚠der
lol
Crow Witch
lol
StupidSexyV⚠der
(to be fair: Pretty sure Padawans in general are cheeky enough TO say 'whatever' which PROBABLY would have at least made Palpatine pause for a SPLIT second)
space witch
just jedi something, kanan
Dr. Yubsie
That is the gist of the plan
Dr. Yubsie
He's trying to find a solution to Sith ghosts
StupidSexyV⚠der
Good luck
Nox
Somewhere Nox is just raising his hand
StupidSexyV⚠der
(Trick Vader into fighting them, he deserves the ass kicking)
Nox
he already gave himself ghost diabetes once
Nox
may as well put Space God's genetic modifications to the test
Dr. Yubsie
The solution is NOT going to be a Care Bear Stare at least
Nox
I in his experience the solution is an emphatic "GET IN MAH BELLEH"
Nox
But then you have to deal with Sith ghosts living in your head, and that's a whole other thing
Dr. Yubsie
I would... rather not have Sith Ghosts living in Kanan's head through the entire OT
Dr. Yubsie
That feels like a complication I don't need
StupidSexyV⚠der
That is yes
Nox
I mean, he'd be fine with one
StupidSexyV⚠der
maybe two
StupidSexyV⚠der
just not
Nox
any more than one and that's when it drives you insane and causes your body to basically self destruct cell by cell
StupidSexyV⚠der
however many Nox ended up with
Nox
Four if you're a wuss and don't bind the Voss ghost who's standing between you and a cure.
Nox
Five if you choose correctly.
StupidSexyV⚠der
LOL
StupidSexyV⚠der
I swear SI needs to come with a "number of ghosts in my head" counter
Nox
Nox currenly has much more than that in-game, but most of them are just regular Earth ghosts that don't really provide any kind of benefit, he's just putting them in Time Out
Nox
He didn't think his career as a Sith would end with him playing Ghost Cop and yet
StupidSexyV⚠der
and yet
Crow Witch
Random: Is it weird that I'm re-watching Rebels to build up to Ahsoka and my initial response was "Oh yeah Kanan wasn't blind for two whole seasons"
Dr. Yubsie
Heh
Dr. Yubsie
He was indeed not blind until he said something VERY STUPID right before a season finale that he is lucky he survived
Crow Witch
Yep
Crow Witch
I still wanted more from his disability. He couldn't have "Seen with the force" 24/7 he'd be exhausted. I'd love to have seen more disability acomodations.
Crow Witch
Something cool like a seeing eye droid or something
Dr. Yubsie
That's actually something I think about a lot in this fic
Crow Witch
All we really get is him walking with his hand out in front of him SOMETIMES
Dr. Yubsie
There's a scene that's drafted but not posted yet about him and Sabine working on making sure the nursery is properly accessible
Crow Witch
AND HE PILOTS THE FREAKING SHIP EVEN and then ask Zeb "What is it" when the encounter another ship I mean come on
Crow Witch
at least set up the ghost with audible readouts that he can hear or something. it could have been really cool
Dr. Yubsie
... I acutally have a refernece to that, he refers to one particular system NOT having it because yeah they could REALLY have done more
Crow Witch
they really could ahe
Dr. Yubsie
I figure if I'm IN HIS HEAD I need to take the time to discuss how he's actually navigating the world
Crow Witch
The moment I remember nearly doing a spit take is Kanan is IN THE COCKPIT FLYING THE SHIP and they come out of hyperspace and there are ships there. Zeb reacts and Kanan goes "What is it?"
Crow Witch
and I'm like YOU WERE DRIVING WHAT THE HELL
Crow Witch
and now he has no idea what's in front of.... sigh... what the hell
Dr. Yubsie
That was a strange one
Dr. Yubsie
ANd the most inconsistent
Dr. Yubsie
Because there are plenty of other scenes where he does NOT take the controls
Dr. Yubsie
In combinations where prior to S3 he would have been the one to do it
Crow Witch
I mean they WERE dropping out of hyperspace maybe could manage the controls while they were in it but wouldn't know what was on the view screen when the dropped out ? but it was very "Wait what just happened?"
Dr. Yubsie
Hyperspace might just be "someone is sitting here in case the proximity alarm goes off"
Crow Witch
Yes, and Zeb was there so maybe zeb was flying and he was in the copilot seat but I don't think so?
Dr. Yubsie
"He'x not actually flying, that's just the seat that has the special cushion to compensate for his lack of ass"
Crow Witch
hehe
Crow Witch
Hera's like "It's good"
Dr. Yubsie
Kanan has many fine qualities
Dr. Yubsie
None of which are his booty
Crow Witch
LOL
Dr. Yubsie
That man is a TUBE he must have a special cushion and that's why he always sits in the copilot seat even when he can't actually take the controls
Crow Witch
He is indeed that
Crow Witch
I just wanted to see in world disability accomodations
Crow Witch
and it felt very "oh he remembered he could use the force so it's ok now"
Dr. Yubsie
yeah they could have done SO much more
Crow Witch
yeah
Dr. Yubsie
The other thing I wish they'd used more was that one time he turned off all the lights and started taking otu stormtroopers
Crow Witch
that was cool
Dr. Yubsie
LIke if you're going to do this, do it ALL THE WAY
Dr. Yubsie
But if canon won't deal with it, I WILL
Dr. Yubsie
Like realistically, there are things the Force can't compensate for. I seem to love putting him in situations where it would be very useful if he could READ
Crow Witch
yes
Dr. Yubsie
I also go with "The Force is very good at figuring out where LIVING things are, and large scale objects aren't too bad, but if tehre's Space Lego on the floor that is a PROBLEM"
Crow Witch
or show us what an arubesh braille equivalent is like!
Dr. Yubsie
Sabine does actually bring up "tactile labels" int he nursery scene
Crow Witch
yes he can both sense a storm troper AND walk into a wall
Dr. Yubsie
other amusing things about that word cloud: "And Zeb... is also there"
Dr. Yubsie
(Ezra is not, he's on Lothal for a bit)
skipthedemon
(I wondered where Ezra was) But yes, I head canon Ezra being slightly more aware of disability accessibility than...swaths of Star Wars, because helping sort out the Ghost with Kanan and the rest of the Specters.
skipthedemon
And your 'good for living thing and big object, but not fine detail' makes complete sense to me
Dr. Yubsie
Ezra will be coming back in a few chapters because Lothal is actually doing great and he's concerned about this Inquisitor situation that just happened in the last chapter
Dr. Yubsie
Ezra needs to be back by the time they're dealing with Cham because he's the only one who isn't awkwardly trying to pretend that Hera isn't pregnant :-P
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