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FRIENDS, LEND ME YOUR EARS!!! I bought new grapes yesterday and they were so crisp and juicy and sweet.
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UNLIKE THE ONES I BOUGHT A WHILE AGO WHICH WERE A NIPPLE TWISTER OF SOURNESS
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nipple twister...
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THEY'RE SO CRISP AND POP IN YOUR MOUTH AND IT'S THIS EXPLOSION OF SWEET GRAPEY GOODNESS
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would you say they were
a purple nurple
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(this joke only works if they were purple grapes)
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I'VE NEVER HAD GRAPES THAT WERE THAT SOUR???
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i wasn't sure if they were even like....ripe all the way
Hoho-Eyes
nipple twister...
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i feel like the green ones are more sour? like granny smith apples
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but my new grapes are delicious so
Hoho-Eyes
IM LISTENING
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THEY WERE SO SOUR IT WAS LIKE MY WHOLE BODY WAS CONTORTING INTO ITSELF
Tyra
Knuckles the Echidna is gonna eat your grapes
Tyra
Nope. The good ones
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but they're mine i paid for them
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roxy becoming a black hole but only through her nippies due to sour grapes...
Hoho-Eyes
bFHLKDSAFHJDSAF
Hoho-Eyes
SPECIFICALLY YOUR NIPPLES
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my nippies are a black hole of sour grapes
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in a way, grapes do look like boobs
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THIS ISN'T EVEN MY FINAL FORM
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JFDSLJF
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But for real tho Iโ€™m so happy these new grapes are so gd tasty when the other ones were HORRIBLE...
Thx everybody!
now I want grapes, how dare you
Thx everybody!
NO B[
VIRGIN-SENPAI
crisp is MOST IMPORTANT
bijou.
omg that is beautiful... now i desire the risk of grapes
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there were so many more nipples in this plurk than i expected
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come to my plurks, you're be amazed what you find
BehavedBurrito
Maybe the next grapes I pick out can be good too!!!
BehavedBurrito
Since weโ€™re both drawn to the same grapes
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BehavedBurrito : i already am starting to crave more, they were REALLY good this time
BehavedBurrito
Yo
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like pop em in your mouth and get a nice CRONCH
BehavedBurrito
Feed me, dude
BehavedBurrito
Iโ€™ll make you soup as repayment
BehavedBurrito
Like... hot pot
BehavedBurrito
Idk i never know what to call the soups I make
BehavedBurrito
Usually has some kind of chicken base, has some mushrooms, bok choy, tofu, spice... maybe some lime and fish sauce? Green onion and a shit ton of garlic idk i just wing it
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