me: I don't want to make a big gorey show of Altaïr vs. Acolytes, dwrp isn't a video game where you can just kill tons of NPCs
also me: haha what if Altaïr stabbed a dude in the eye would that be sick or what

thanks to TeaMergency for providing fellow Altaïr expertise on the verbiage of face-stabbing

I'm gonna be stalkin ur shit until I can join it

beckons @ u

I almost forgot about the key eyes thing then was like WAIT FUCK at the last second

let's GOOO

It's SO GOOD

He lied to Claude out of habit when they first met, I didn't know it would be this fun to upend that