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[horror] Piercing gets weird extremely fast
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it's about a man who feels like he really needs to murder someone
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but he doesn't want it to be his infant son so he discreetly hires a prostitute to murder instead
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does all his elaborate planning
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what he's gonna say, how he's gonna kill her, the cleanup, etc
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the bellhop informs him over the phone that she will be arriving in a couple hours
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a couple hours later, she shows up, they talk about what he wants to do (some BDSM, so he can get her tied and gagged and make the murder part easier)
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then she says she's gonna go take a shower first
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he hears the water run for a while
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it's taking a bit too long
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he goes to check on her
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she's sitting on the side of the tub, with a pair of scissors, staring directly at him
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as she stabs herself in the leg repeatedly
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she screams when he tries to stop her, prompting another call from the bellhop
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who goes
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"We are concerned about the privacy of our guests, so we would prefer if you kept the noise to a minimum"
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Murder guy: "Okay, sorry"
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Bellhop: "You can still kill her though"
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Murder guy: "Wait what"
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Bellhop: "Thank you for your consideration"
Snake-Kun
this sounds like a trip
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he is now taking her to the hospital
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stopping to call his wife, who seems to be fully aware of the whole secret murder situation
Snake-Kun
Everyone just knows
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the question he's trying to figure out now is whether she's going along with it so he can just murder her fine, or if she's currently telling the doctor everything about him
owl time
owl time
This sounds a little bit like the movie where someone breaks into this woman's house every night to try and kill her and everyone is like Oh yes the Murder Men that's normal
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it's got a similar level of total unreality
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I feel like I should clarify for that movie that there was just one man
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the same guy was trying to murder her each night
owl time
And that guy was this guy
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the prostitute invited him over to her place and is making him an espresso
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it's a VERY nice apartment
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she seems weirdly non-impeded by the 20 stab wounds on her right thigh
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...wait a minute
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what would she even tell the doctor
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murderman hasn't injured her at all
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the stab wounds were all self-inflicted
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hey look, it's 20 stab scars on her other leg
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is this going to become the world's most fucked up love story
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I think she drugged him
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was that an explosion
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triazolam, cool
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what the fuck is going on
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what is that thing
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why was it in the isnk
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sink
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this is a toxic relationship
Lightning Bolt
did he get a babysitter for his son while all this is going on
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his wife was home
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overall the movie was, I think, not that good