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lore plurk for zel...
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i think a lot of people ended up getting the main lore, which is the fact that
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zel used to be a normal-ass human guy https://images.plurk.com/4JzCUbgHCZfygCDMCBOTCY.png
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who got turned into a chimera by his great-grandpa who is a great sage loved by everyone in the world
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zel was a disciple and follower of his, and led a little mercenary group of misfits, beastmen, etc
but he got all frustrated because he was a weak lil guy, so Rezo granted him his wish for strength, and now he is a sad chimera man, shunned by human society
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he also did a whole lot of villainous stuff...
Rezo was the saintly priest, and Zelgadis was the creepy suspicious villain guy who'd go out and menace people on his behalf
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https://images.plurk.com/2lsSDi45SvdvSJBiB7l3v4.jpg rezo going around behind his back like
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BUT YEAH eventually he turned on Rezo
....... then found out Rezo was actually possessed by like, literally Satan (not literally but close enough)
killed the big bad demon lord
and got to spend the next few chapters of his life pondering whether the guy who ruined his life was actually his great-grandfather, or if it had all been the demon inside of him
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so after all that, he finally starts living his own life, but he does it as a lonely wanderer, searching the world for a cure for his chimera condition
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i love how the novels describe him. he's just so extra
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https://images.plurk.com/4ikDFojzV4WkXx0GUMnEok.png lina explaining why she's the one who has to manage party finances and why zelgadis, the other braincell-holder of the group, doesn't help
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https://images.plurk.com/3SkgKctqbEZoo1ipfXUab2.png zel's last line in the novels before he disappears for several books and doesn't appear in another one for 24 years
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https://images.plurk.com/7wIYM8SJeeI9cFgPZ9JqCx.png
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https://images.plurk.com/30LjFp83eISsyeJ9yELoZC.jpg i feel like that last one just describes this
thief.
I loved knowing the zel lord holds it tenderly
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https://images.plurk.com/2PyHoCVbgC3uWp0OkXROiy.png also this screenshot that applies to so much. every day he is like this
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LET'S SEE what else should I touch on, uhh....
the sad fish lore
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so when he betrays Rezo and takes off with his captive, his old gang buddies are the ones to track him down and try to kill him
and the first one was Noonsa, the fishman https://images.plurk.com/5AIdykae2wkRCsTkzcZbm2.png
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and zel just fucking murders him
roasts him with a fireball and leaves his body floating in a lake
and then the other beastmen find him, weep for their fallen comrade, and then eat him, because he is a delicious roasted fish
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this was season 1
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then season 5 comes out with these flashbacks to zel's early days and it's like
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noonsa was like
there to give him emotional support when he first turned into a chimera???
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IT WAS SO FUCKING SAD AND FUNNY TO WATCH THESE TWO THINGS NEXT TO EACH OTHER
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noonsa was one of his treasured comrades who was with him since he was a lil baby human guy and he just mercilessly fried him up, god
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the fish people in the slayers series are
truly so much
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https://images.plurk.com/3MNoE387zgvDM4dh3lUY0b.png some more shitposty fish lore that i could have dropped somewhere but didn't in the end, zel almost eloped with a fish
january
THIS
january
FISH LORE
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god this also reminds me of the actual stupidest zel moment, which is his whole clownshoes duel with dilgear
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dilgear, being another one of his old comrades when he worked for rezo
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he slices dilgear with his sword and dilgear's like "HEHEHE you forgot that I'm half troll!!" and he regenerates his wound immediately and zelgadis is like "oh I did forget that"
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then he slices zel and zelgadis is like "and you forgot I'm one-third rock golem!" and dilgear's just got this surprised pikachu face
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THESE GUYS HAVE WORKED TOGETHER FOR YEARS
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THEY CHALLENGED EACH OTHER TO A SWORD DUEL AND FORGOT THAT THEY'RE BOTH IMMUNE TO SWORDS
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i can't handle it, this canon is so dumb
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oh yeah because of how demons / mazoku are in slayers, zel came into hell very demon-racist
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because in Slayers, demons are just. actually pure evil. there is no ambiguity, they are just incapable of any kind of compassion
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so he was totally a dick to our personal demons when he met them
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at the same time, demons in Slayers tend to lie only by omission and not directly, and also follow contracts faithfully, so at least he was still willing to talk to them to try to pry info from them
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in canon he tolerates having a demon in the group because he'd rather they be where he can see them, instead of hiding in the shadows
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although rose and bloody mary did prompt him to reconsider whether he was actually dealing with demons here
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rose thought that destroying the world sounded like a dumb idea and didn't make sense and zel's like
why do i have to explain the appeal of destroying the world to a demon??? it's a thing that demons just inherently want to do????
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and bloody mary thought the drinking party was lame and he's like
?????
because shit-talking a thing your boss likes is basically treason in demon culture
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but he also spent the entire game side-eyeing mephisto who like, never directly identified himself as a demon to zel
but sure hit a lot of demon checkboxes
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he honestly might have gone after mephisto sooner but at the end of w2 when lavi was executed, tuuri asked zel to promise not to kill anyone
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so that was off the table! (until it suddenly was again, a few weeks later. lmao)
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this emo rock guy
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looks at... zeltuuri
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it is amazing that zel got a ship because he really did not think anyone could be attracted to him. and just did not believe what was happening no matter how heavily tuuri was hinting at him
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he started crushing on her on w2...... she was sweet and idealistic and he was a regular downer, but then she had a really bad week. cyoa, people in her curfews dying, lavi got voted and executed
and while she was going through it, zel realized it was really important to him for her to not be sad...
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he volunteered to spend curfews with her because he's the durable rock guy and least likely to die, so she wouldn't have to be sad about curfew buddies dying anymore!
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so it's really funny and sad that the next curfew was when he was going through
animal crossing memloss
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AND I NEED TO TALK ABOUT ANIMAL CROSSING MEMLOSS it's the funniest shit that happened
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this mini-cyoa with zel, kuranosuke, and persephone where they all got assimilated into fucking animal crossing
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https://images.plurk.com/1EILfPs0dmpMqy9UYUKpKG.png
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i think zel managed to pass as normal in public but he was kind of a wreck at curfew (which fortunately tuuri asked him to meet her and he did, not knowing why. or why the door was locked. where was brewster.)
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date and ryn got to receive some very special cursed memshares that day
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because all of his memories were replaced with animal crossing.......

so there was just this mem of him fishing. over and over.
january
ZEL SHAKING TREES HELP
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he thought rynlan was a bad barista and he wanted to talk to his manager
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ryn just like /:
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the memshare was so much, god
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also i want you to know like-- well, gestures at ryn, he is blue and pointy, ofc he was drawn to zel at first bc he was literally the closest to another elf here
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but then the thread where they talked about what had happened to both of them was where he was like oh no
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YEAH THAT WAS WILD
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so much... same hat
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every time you tagged i was like ohhhh my god
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let's see... the w5 trial sure was a thing
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i think at the end of w4, zel told tuuri that he always kept knives on him
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and he sure did not know anything that had happened during w5
tuuri did not tell him
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so it wasn't until he saw her chemical burns at the trial that everything clicked and he realized he probably
was carrying the murder weapon
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i was fucking losing my mind that trial
and so was sisi apparently
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zel was really close to stabbing lbx.........
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he was just one wrong dialogue choice away from it
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i also mentioned in main chat but actually
zel had two knives........
a kitchen knife and a throwing knife
and i didn't know which one was used so i was just desperately refreshing when Hunter did the weapon check against the wounds
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WHAT IF IT WAS THE OTHER ONE, ACTUALLY that would have been so funny
no.
LIFTS UP ZEL.... he's so funny i love him
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yeah she didn't tell him shit
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she just trusted him to be silent about her wounds if she had to show them (which she eventually did)
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thinks...
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oh yeah, the reason zel never wore his second outfit from home
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was because it was this one https://images.plurk.com/3xRxNgf5sXNaYemp55Wxl9.jpg
Yaywon
HELP
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IT WAS SO FUNNY that it almost came up in the very first trial
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https://images.plurk.com/5406dl4SCV80MQ5raowZaX.png siz hit so close to the truth... his sexy boots
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also it's too bad i never got to use this but on the off-chance that i needed a magical girl transformation, gacha game crossover art had me covered
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https://images.plurk.com/2qKd9Iygfb2haiXa2if9ad.jpg https://images.plurk.com/4vNqgMNQ0qk63fCidrWboO.jpg
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i know absolutely nothing about the game it came from but this is truly the funniest alternate outfit he could have.
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zel can be pretty if he wants
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"penetrator" is such an unfortunate attack type tho
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YEAH......
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