brainstew
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My head was so congested yesterday. It sucked balls.
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My skull is full of mucous.
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Flops on the floor.
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Found out the local pizza place that serves the chicken tenders Marisol likes now charges $2 per tendie.
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She has expensive tastes.
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There is this guy with a tattoo on his face and he is the biggest fucking pain in the ass.
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He always places random ass sandwich orders and uses a different name each time.
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And he can't fucking make up his mind on shit.
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He one time insisted that he could smell fish on his pizza.
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He said it tasted like fishsticks and demanded a new one. We did. Then he asked for ANOTHER new one, saying he still smells fish. He asked us to clean the oven before we remade it again.
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We told him to clean the oven per his request we would have to shut it off and wait for it to cool. That fucker takes an hour to cool.
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We advised him to come the next day. Our manager cleans the pizza oven each morning.
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He does that and gives our manager attitude. She then said that we won't replace any other food items in the future.
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Well. The asshole is trying for another freebie today.
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He ordered two sandwiches. No veggies. Just meat, mayo, and cheese.
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He used his girlfriend's name for the order. Then he had her call to complain the sandwiches are too thin.
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YEAH. YOU SAID NO VEGGIES.
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Joe said to call back in ten minutes. He wasn't sure if the order was the Tatoo Face Asshole and wanted to check with me first.
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I was helping another customer.
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Once I was free, I looked at the register and say, yeah. It was TFA.
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The woman called back.
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She tried claiming we cut her meats too thin. We didn't give her enough. Joe got the call again. He tells her all the meats are sliced to a specific width beforehand. We don't slice them to order.
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She replied, "Forget the Italians then, we'll take two steak and cheeses instead."
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Which no. Nah. Those are different sandwiches that cost more. Like $3 per sandwich more. Just no. Denied.
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She then tries for the same sandwiches TFA ordered but with extra meat this time. Joe says she will have to pay for them. She throws a fit and hangs up.
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The balls to attempt such a move.
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God grant me the confidence of a Karen.
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MORE OUTLINE DONE
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saw people saying to just replace the current wesker va and face model with antony starr. i'm sorry, but i can only get so erect
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ugh i am
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a fool
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for trashy men
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trashy fictional men
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OREO Fried Chicken (NSE)
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NO