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Email from faculty: Hey so my Fellow starts on Monday. Where can I let her know her desk is? And ensure she gets keys and card swipe and all that?
Craig - to me and Nittin, new HR guy: Where is her new hire notification?? (completely ignores the actual question from faculty member)
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Nittin: I didn't know she needed one...
Me: To clarify, because historically we haven't done this for incoming residents or fellows - are you requiring this now for them?
Craig: Because she's off cycle, yes. (Our group normally starts July 1, so she's considered off cycle because she's starting three months early)
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Me to Nittin: Remember, she's an ID Pharmacy Fellow.
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Nittin's email to the Onboarding group: Lists her as a RESIDENT
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CAN WE PLEASE GET THIS GUY TO LEARN THAT WHEN I SAY FELLOW. WHEN HER HIRING FACULTY SAYS FELLOW IT MEANS
F E L L O W
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Residents and PostDocs are COMPLETELY DIFFERENT DESIGNATIONS
from the leaves
One day, I'm going to start either job hunting for you, or hunting for something to inject competency for your department.
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from the leaves : I ... would love the second one because I fear this competency issue might be everywhere
from the leaves
I'm getting that
from the leaves
I really am kind of concerned about that group of people when you go on vacation. In no small part because when you get back, you'll probably have one hell of a mess to pick up
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from the leaves : I always do have a ton of things to pick up when I get back from vacations, and like Department Head's weekly news is normally currated by me so she gets antsy if I take a vacation over when she should be getting those on fridays.
from the leaves
...I think I'm mildly annoyed on your behalf. Seriously people, get your shit together.
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my vacations all have to be like scheduled around known department events if they are already on the calendar too. so if there's a resident event, I can't take vacation because I have to be there to man it.
from the leaves
Fuck mildly annoyed. I'm real unhappy for you.
from the leaves
Like, I'm half inclined to feel like they're just kind of taking advantage/kind of are following into the weird learned helplessness that some groups can fall into when there's someoen to do stuff like that
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I mean the only plus is he does hold himself to teh same standards, so if we have a department event he (supervisor) doesn't take vacation either - no one is allowed to take vacations. it's considered an 'all hands on deck' days.
from the leaves
nodnod TThat's good at least.
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guess who's likely getting an earful when Craig either sees her on campus next week or sits down with her for her annual eval.
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Craig: I called Carnival and Doug says you haven't called him or emailed him.
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Me: I called once, they said they'd leave message - I didn't get a name, just said thanks. And I did email him.
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Also Craig: You need to fill out your professional development that you took over the year.
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Me: I haven't had time to stop and take any. So there's none to report.
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Like, can we not act like I'm not juggling fifty million things on my plate right now?
Great Lakes hotels while mildly done, aren't finished and until I have reservation numbers for the 16 rooms I will continue to have a heart attack over.
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And that's at the end of April, which as of tomorrow is 'this month'
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I'm being dragged into more with the Preceptor conference in May than I'd like.
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Kim's dragging me into the Faculty Retreat more than I'd like because she isn't thinking.
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I'm currently in the process of pretending I know my ass from HR with onboarding 35 people for July 1. As well as working on the orientation schedule in July for all of them.
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and HR can't even figure out how to keep fellow and resident straight when they email shit out
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While also keeping the Department Head's weekly news going, the social media going, the seminar support for April's seminar on the 12th, the Meeting support for the Department meeting on the 19th and trying to get DH to send me the information for the 14th because she wants to order lunch for the residents and then have them
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attend a fucking lecture that day, but I can't get the information about said lecture from her to even prep an email to get a headcount for lunch.
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I keep telling you I feel like I'm drowning and all you do is tell me it will "get better" and that "help is coming" but you couldn't even be bothered to tell me that apparently things fell through with Rosie so she's not starting in PSOP to take that stuff off my desk bcause you're in a round two job posting
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and before you tell me what the hell is going on with that, you'll at some point be pulling me to help you interview the round two candidates.
from the leaves
gentle hugs and so many pets I got nothing but if there is literally anything at all I can do, please let me know.
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from the leaves : /leans into hugs and pets mostly just need to shout at someone or at least at the void that is internet. I just get so tired because they say they're listening, but really, he and the DH are not. And then I get 'well this is your job, Liz' or something along those lines.
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like we sit there and go, okay but what's the expected turn around time to answer someone email wise.
Official answer: 24 hours if it comes in on a business day

But also -
DH Emails
30 minutes later - WHY HAVEN'T YOU ANSWRED HER!!! ANSWER HER NOW!!!
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like, why don't I feel I can roll into anything professional development wise - I couldn't even take a sick day with a 100 fever without being told I had to help her on something anyway. but I'm supposed to stop to take training when...?
from the leaves
Jesus fuck, I'm so sorry sweetheart. If, for whatever reason you need to flail directly at anyone, you have my Discord, so don't hesitate at all. <3
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thanks! <3 I really appreciate it.
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I know it's a lot for people too which is why I tag things work if it's a work rant so they can mute or skip it. lol
from the leaves
Yeah, it makes sense. It's why I try and do stuff like that too. Not everyone has brain all the time and that's okay.
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exactly. because for better or worse, at least for a little while just having somewhere to yell about it, like a plurk people can mute and ignore, does make me feel a little but better.
from the leaves
But seriously, work drama is hardly ever something that bothers me. I might ask what you need reassurance/a place to just flail/someone to be angry with you/ect but beyond that, you'd be good. <3
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it's 90% a place to flail honestly.
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and occasionally tell me if I'm the one being irrational because someone has just struck me the wrong way at the wrong time.
from the leaves
nodnod I would do so but tbh, even if you are flailing over something small, I can get it. There's been so many big reasons to flail that sometimes the small thing can hit even worse occasionally
from the leaves
Sidenote: sorry for the pet name. It sometimes comes out when friends are in the overwhelmed kind of distress.
๐‘œ ๐‘š๐‘Ž๐‘—๐‘’๐‘ ๐‘ก๐‘ฆ ๐‘š๐‘–๐‘›๐‘’
your flailing is well-deserved because jesus freaking christ they have you doing like 3 jobs at once (at least)
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they need to get you assistance and actually do it or they need to learn to not put everything on your place. preferably both
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from the leaves : I don't mind pet names! No worries!
And also yes, it's always like that one small last bit of straw on the camel's back kind of thing. It's small, it just hit the wrong way for it to crack everything else.
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๐‘œ ๐‘š๐‘Ž๐‘—๐‘’๐‘ ๐‘ก๐‘ฆ ๐‘š๐‘–๐‘›๐‘’ : and the people they get to help me, I need competency. .. like Craig's trying to give more of the event stuff to Kim, but doesn't think about all the small things.
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Case in point - she ordered high boy tables (those tall bar tables you stand at that are round) for the Faculty Retreat but no banquet tables. It didn't hit her that we needed any until I went, "Okay, but where are we going to put the food?"
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or like we had a seminar speaker cancel his visit and do it remotely because he got sick.
She cancelled his hotel, and I went, but did you cancel the car that was supposed to pick him up and take him back to the airport?
Oh, no. Shoot. And she'd left it and didn't talk to me to tell me until 48 before the event, so we had to pay the car for pick up anyway.
๐–‘๐–Š๐–†๐–‹ ๐–’๐–Š ๐–†๐–‘๐–”๐–“๐–Š;๐Ÿ
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The one savingi grace with Kim is that she WANTS to learn.
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so while it frustrates me, she wants to do better. And she wants to get more knowledgeable.
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