god my attempts at midnight breakfast are CURSED

wanted to have bacon and eggs

the bacon is fine, but the eggs turned out to be rotten

so instead I'm like, okay, I'll just have bacon on grilled cheese then

discover after taking bread out that half the UNOPENED loaf is moldy

(not the front half, at least)

and now I've burned one side of the sandwiches.

update: both. both sides.

not to the point of ineditibility, at least. scraped off the char and am consuming.