Mom vs Mr. Trump

There is a man in my mom’s retirement community who she calls Mr. Trump. She doesn’t know his name and doesn’t want to. All he owns/ wears are MAGA hats and t shirts

He came up to my mom’s table during dinner yesterday and asked her and the women sitting with her if they wanted some extra bracelets he had. “Ten commandment bracelets.”

My mom said no. Everyone else said “yes”. Mr Trump asked mom again and she went “why?” “Well we all need more Jesus.”

She looked him dead in the face and went “what the hell do the Ten Commandments have to do with Jesus?” And like. Made the whole table titter for her “rudeness” which only made her stronger

And so Mr Trump eventually shuffled off and My mom’s friend Lorraine kept going “you shouldn’t have done that.” And my mom kept asking “why.”

And the only reason they could come up with was “he was trying to be friendly.”

And my awesome mom went “I don’t want to be friends with him.”

It’s like fucking junior high all over again over there I swear

oh, he deserves the name. for a second I thought there was a guy who happened to have the last name Trump. he might not deserve the scorn

your mom didn't go "hail Satan"? should I be disappointed?

She did not. I think she outed me as a Satanist once and the amount of questions she had to field about it was exhausting

I love your mom

I love my mom too

Oh my god, I love that lmao

Niiiice~

AMAZING