You know. If Dick ever needed extra money, he'd make one hell of a courier.
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You know. If Dick ever needed extra money, he'd make one hell of a courier.
You know. If Dick ever needed extra money, he'd make one hell of a courier.
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Nobody could rob him because they'd never be able to get what they wanted out of his bag.
chris 🧸
all I can think of is Dick swinging across the city like the pizza delivery scene in Spider-Man 2
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I mean...he could. But he'd probably be on a motorcycle instead.
Tad Cooper
Or like Tim with the fucking cake.
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...Also. I got jack and shit done this month.
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But at least I've decided which side of the fence Dick is coming down on. For the moment.
Tad Cooper
I mean, you could do a brief write up of 4 or 5 and say they took place over one month
Tad Cooper
You could even say Dick started the cheese tax song.
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I have no idea what the cheese tax song is, so...
Tad Cooper
Oh my god it’s everywhere
Tad Cooper
It’s the new corn song.
Tad Cooper
cleolonglegs on TikTok
Tad Cooper
Everyone with a dog seems to have made a version
Tad Cooper
I don’t have a dog and I can’t get away from it
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See, I'm not on TikTok, which is probably why I have avoided it.
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Hmm. It's a thought.
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Cute things with doggo is a way to get him started and established on TikTok.
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I already have an idea of Haley coming up and licking Dick's face while he's doing the 'one hand balance' thing.
Tad Cooper
Dog yoga too.
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Dog yoga can come toward the end of the month when Dick realizes that Harley vids are getting the most views.
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Not that Dick-vids do badly! He's a very pretty guy.
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But cute puppy.
Tad Cooper
He should do circus videos.
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He should. There has to be a training trapeze somewhere, right?
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He's probably also killer on the tightrope.
Tad Cooper
Circus schools and gyms are a thing
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They are, yes. I'm sure there must be one somewhere in the various cities.
Tad Cooper
If Tim can do it, Dick can.
If Tim can do it, Dick can.
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Oh, absolutely.
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All the more reason for Jason to use "Circus" for Dick at the bar.
Tad Cooper
Ha. I’d imagine Dick could pick up a class or two to teach if he wanted a few more free nights.
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Very, very true.
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Hmm.
Tad Cooper
Are you thinking of asking Baby Jay to front Dick the money for a circus gym.
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No, I don't think Dick would do that. He'd find some place public first, I think.
Tad Cooper
Detroit Flyhouse
Tad Cooper
Confirmed circus schools in Michigan
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Dick definitely taking advantage of Open Fly time.
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Also...think he'd be proficient in ropes and silks? Or maybe pick up a class or two in it?
Tad Cooper
You were previously saying he probably had them all training on aerial strap. Really, for swinging, it’s better than rings.
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Yeah, so he'd definitely have some experience. And it would be a lot better.
Pinky Hood
Could definitely see Dick having given all the Robins advanced acrobatic lessons so they could have an easier time. And have more fun with it
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Yeah. Probably one of the things that got his head out of his ass concerning Jason. The kid needed more training and Bruce isn't GOOD at the acrobatic stuff.
Tad Cooper
Bruce is the reason I laugh at the Peacemaker jokes about him being too buff to be a superhero because they’re usually more acrobatic
La Comtesse
I just want to note that many many many years ago, the New Mutants were seen doing ballet training to increase their kinesthetic awareness and ability to move on their feet, so yeah, Bruce is kind of bulky. But he's often shown as being unusually agile for his bulk, so...
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I'm sure some of that was various training, but learning ballet would not surprise me in the least.
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We know that football players learn it to be quicker on their feet.