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@trilies
Fri, Mar 17, 2023 2:40 AM
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Shot a shot. did a driveby flirt-compliment at two ladies at the gas station alsffjsa
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@trilies
Fri, Mar 17, 2023 2:43 AM
I got out of my car and the lady trying to figure out the gas pump was wearing a flannel shirt and had facial piercings
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@trilies
Fri, Mar 17, 2023 2:43 AM
so i was already doomed from step 1
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@trilies
Fri, Mar 17, 2023 2:49 AM
so i walked into the gas station to pay for my gas (because. that's who i am as a person.) already thinking
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@trilies
Fri, Mar 17, 2023 2:49 AM
"......................would she accept if i bought a food for her"
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@trilies
Fri, Mar 17, 2023 2:49 AM
but as i'm going to the register, another lady comes in and passes me by on the next door aisle
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@trilies
Fri, Mar 17, 2023 2:49 AM
also very pretty, with longer hair, and a really pretty dark blue skirt with some subtle gorgeous line patterns in it???
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@trilies
Fri, Mar 17, 2023 2:49 AM
but notably
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@trilies
Fri, Mar 17, 2023 2:50 AM
as i follow her right out the door having paid for my gas and a food
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@trilies
Fri, Mar 17, 2023 2:50 AM
I can just faintly see what her shirt says past her hair
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@trilies
Fri, Mar 17, 2023 2:50 AM
KILL ALL COPS
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@trilies
Fri, Mar 17, 2023 2:50 AM
james, sweating violently as i see pretty lady 2 go to join pretty lady 1 at the gas pump: fuck fuck fuck
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@trilies
Fri, Mar 17, 2023 2:50 AM
anyway i did genuinely step over to ask if the pump was still giving some trouble (there'd been some gestures at it), but there wasn't, so that was good
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@trilies
Fri, Mar 17, 2023 2:50 AM
so i just went straight into
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@trilies
Fri, Mar 17, 2023 2:50 AM
"also i just wanted to say that you're the most attractive people i've seen today, so I got you this, I hope you like donuts"
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@trilies
Fri, Mar 17, 2023 2:51 AM
AND THEN PROMPTLY EXCUSED MYSELF
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@trilies
Fri, Mar 17, 2023 2:51 AM
but they did like donuts and they did seem delighted at the compliment
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@trilies
Fri, Mar 17, 2023 2:51 AM
and as i went to my gas pump and they went into their car
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@trilies
Fri, Mar 17, 2023 2:51 AM
i heard
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@trilies
Fri, Mar 17, 2023 2:52 AM
"I LOVE THIS PLACE"
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@trilies
Fri, Mar 17, 2023 2:52 AM
so that was my adventure for today
MR SEPHIROTH
@yinza
Fri, Mar 17, 2023 2:52 AM
oh my god james
MR SEPHIROTH
@yinza
Fri, Mar 17, 2023 2:52 AM
I'm sure you made their day lol
duck bastard
@trilies
Fri, Mar 17, 2023 2:53 AM
IT SOUNDED LIKE IT
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@trilies
Fri, Mar 17, 2023 2:54 AM
i always get fussy flirt-complimenting strangers lmao, having been the subject of VERY unwanted attention in jobs
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@trilies
Fri, Mar 17, 2023 2:55 AM
and while a gas station pump is not like being flirted at while at work, I still fussed. So I gave food and then absconded.
MR SEPHIROTH
@yinza
Fri, Mar 17, 2023 2:56 AM
yeah I think if you do it very obviously without expectations it's usually a positive
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@trilies
Fri, Mar 17, 2023 2:59 AM
i will trust the ace on these matters
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