English Makes No Sense pt. 3

Ahahaha our language is awful

It's like if Dr. Frankenstein was a linguist, got really drunk and stitched together a language from the worst parts of a bunch of other languages.

IKR? its beautiful

LMAO

hey now English isn't that bad... it can be tough to get through, though

Yeah don't let the run around get you wound up or you'll just end up with wounded pride

and remember, "i before e except after c" which might seem like a weird rule, but if you deign to consider course of evolution across many reigns and with many neighbors, and weigh the impact of those who've held the reins, you'll see it's unsurprising that the rules are kaleidoscopic and reach such heights of absurdity

XD

muahahaha