There was a guy here, riding his motorized luggage like a scooter. I thought “ha! loser!” then his wife passed by also riding her motorized scooter luggage. Now im jealous.

Why would you diss that son? Been want that for years now

Larry : I think it was more like I would feel like a loser riding those alone. Seeing that those things cost php50k average doesnt help.

Marco : Well, ride with the couple! Problem solved!

Larry : oo nga. Tas ikaw yung sa gitna dapat Marco

Keysi : and doing the splits

Fuck yeah