Important advice that could save a life:

If you were hungry enough to eat cardboard I would be very impressed

Fuck, that's what I've been doing wrong all these years

[suspiciously cardboard-shaped crumbs around her mouth] wait, what?

I'm too late u.u...

But there's no crunch that way. :<

There's pizza in those things? Here I've been swallowing the box whole

I've seen it

I want to hear the story behind needing to include that warning