Lady: Iโm genuinely surprised you havenโt gotten arrested, let alone gotten a felony yet. Dante: Nat 20 Charisma. Lady: That is NOT how that works-
Dante: Talk dirty to me, baby~ Lady: The dishes. Dante: Wh- Lady: Theyโve been there for 4 days and itโs your turn to wash them. You still havenโt cleaned them and I have asked you to do so several times.
Lady: Truth or dare? Dante: Truth. Lady: How many hours have you slept this week? Dante: Dante: Dare. Lady: Go to sleep. Dante: I don't like this game.
Lady, about Dante: They're covered in blood again. Why is it they're always covered in blood? Alastor: Well, it looks like it's their own blood this time.
Lady: "Before you embark on a journey of revenge, dig two graves." Akechi: ... Akechi: What a stupid fucking quote. Akechi: I'm killing way more than two people, idiot.
Alastor: What would Lady think? Dante: Ok, thatโs an interesting thought, but hear me out: what ifโฆ we ran an experiment where we spent the rest of our lives finding out what happened if we never told them?
Alastor: Do you ever get pre-annoyed? Like you already know someone is going to piss you off? Lady: What? No, Iโ Dante: enters room Alastor: jaw clenches
Miriam: Okay, but what if we went to dinner not as friends this time?Denji: AS ENEMIES?!
Miriam:
Cassian: Angel, we tried things your way.Angel: No, we didn't.
Cassian: I did it in my head and it didn't work.
Denji: I couldn't do this without you, Miriam.Miriam: Sure you could. Not as stylishly, of course.
Dante: Nat 20 Charisma.
Lady: That is NOT how that works-
Lady: The dishes.
Dante: Wh-
Lady: Theyโve been there for 4 days and itโs your turn to wash them. You still havenโt cleaned them and I have asked you to do so several times.
Dante: Truth.
Lady: How many hours have you slept this week?
Dante:
Dante: Dare.
Lady: Go to sleep.
Dante: I don't like this game.
Dante, looking through their clothes: Has anyone seen my top?Alastor: Lady's in the kitchen.
Lady, about Dante: They're covered in blood again. Why is it they're always covered in blood?Alastor: Well, it looks like it's their own blood this time.
Akechi: ...
Akechi: What a stupid fucking quote.
Akechi: I'm killing way more than two people, idiot.
Alastor, talking about Lady: Is this a friend of yours, Dante?Dante: Kind of? Not really. They're in my life and there's nothing I can do about it.
Lady: Are they stupid?Alastor: Yes, but they prefer to be called Dante.
Alastor: What would Lady think?Dante: Ok, thatโs an interesting thought, but hear me out: what ifโฆ we ran an experiment where we spent the rest of our lives finding out what happened if we never told them?
Alastor: Do you ever get pre-annoyed? Like you already know someone is going to piss you off?Lady: What? No, Iโ
Dante: enters room
Alastor: jaw clenches