Ari: Do you ever wonder why you're still single? Pratt , eating mayonnaise straight out of the jar with a spoon: Yeah... I mean, I'm perfect! Who wouldn't want to date me? Ari, sighing: I can name a few people...
Ari: Klaus, keep an eye on Ari today. They're going to say something to the wrong person and get punched. Klaus: Sure, I'd love to see Ari getting punched. Oda: Try again. Klaus, sighing: I will try to stop Ari from getting punched.
Klaus: Bet you can’t eat 15 crayons! Oda: Bet you I can! Ari: sips coffee, checks to make sure 911 is still on speed dial, and goes back to reading the paper
Klaus: HEY HEY HEY! DON’T TOUCH THOSE! Ari, touching a figurine: Why? What’s wrong with touching a doll? Klaus: THAT IS NOT A DOLL! This is a figurine, thank you very much. Oda from afar: IT’S JUST A STIFF DOLL! Ari: FIGURINE MY ASS! IT’S JUST A STIFF DOLL— as Oda said! Klaus: I hate all of you. That is a limited edition figurine I got from a convention
Oda, washing the dishes: Who the fuck used this pan?? Oda: Wait. I the fuck used this pan… Klaus: It was you the fuck. Oda: It was I the fuck… Ari: Who cooks rice in a pan? Klaus: They the fuck.
Oda: Klaus and I were crossing the street, and this man drove by and honked at us. Ari: What did you do? Oda: They chased him to the next red light, and reached into his window, and- Klaus: walking in Who wants a steering wheel?
The squad is playing a team sport Pratt: Are you upset you don’t get to be on the same team as Ari? Oda: Have you ever played a game with Ari? Pratt: No… Oda: Have you ever been trapped in a cage with a wolverine? Meanwhile, on the other side of the field Ari, chasing Klaus: I SAID FASTER! DO YOU KNOW WHAT THE WORD “FASTER” MEANS? IT MEANS MORE FAST!!!!
Ari: double checking supplies in the boat Compass. CB radio. Sunscreen. Klaus: Hot dog costumes! Ari: I’m sorry, what? Klaus: You know, in case we get lost at sea, and one of us, probably Oda, goes mad with hunger, we’ll put these on. Oda hates hot dogs, so they probably won’t eat us.
Azula: Something's off.Ari: Maybe you've finally developed human emotions and feel bad for hurting people.
Azula: No, but that's funny.
Ari: You’re the best thing that’s ever happened to me!
Azula: …
Azula: I feel a bit sorry for you.
Oda: I hate myself.
Ari: Alright, square up.
Pratt , eating mayonnaise straight out of the jar with a spoon: Yeah... I mean, I'm perfect! Who wouldn't want to date me?
Ari, sighing: I can name a few people...
Ari: I have a name, you know.
Klaus, tearing up: Yes, and they said some really mean things that are only partly true.
Klaus: Sure, I'd love to see Ari getting punched.
Oda: Try again.
Klaus, sighing: I will try to stop Ari from getting punched.
Oda: Bet you I can!
Ari: sips coffee, checks to make sure 911 is still on speed dial, and goes back to reading the paper
Klaus: Oh, cangradu-
Oda, slamming adoption papers onto the table: It's you, sign here.
Ari, touching a figurine: Why? What’s wrong with touching a doll?
Klaus: THAT IS NOT A DOLL! This is a figurine, thank you very much.
Oda from afar: IT’S JUST A STIFF DOLL!
Ari: FIGURINE MY ASS! IT’S JUST A STIFF DOLL— as Oda said!
Klaus: I hate all of you. That is a limited edition figurine I got from a convention
Klaus: all my money down the drain D:
Oda: Wait. I the fuck used this pan…
Klaus: It was you the fuck.
Oda: It was I the fuck…
Ari: Who cooks rice in a pan?
Klaus: They the fuck.
Ari: What did you do?
Oda: They chased him to the next red light, and reached into his window, and-
Klaus: walking in Who wants a steering wheel?
Pratt: Are you upset you don’t get to be on the same team as Ari?
Oda: Have you ever played a game with Ari?
Pratt: No…
Oda: Have you ever been trapped in a cage with a wolverine?
Meanwhile, on the other side of the field
Ari, chasing Klaus: I SAID FASTER! DO YOU KNOW WHAT THE WORD “FASTER” MEANS? IT MEANS MORE FAST!!!!
Klaus: Hot dog costumes!
Ari: I’m sorry, what?
Klaus: You know, in case we get lost at sea, and one of us, probably Oda, goes mad with hunger, we’ll put these on. Oda hates hot dogs, so they probably won’t eat us.
Oda: I do hate hot dogs.