

๐ Shauntae ๐
brainstew


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Fucking hate that I have to go to the doctor's today. How homophobic of past me to schedule this appointment.

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Going to rotate my AU super hard in the waiting room.

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Had to reschedule. SOMEHOW I lost my ID and the hospital doesn't allow you into the clinic without one.


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I'm glad that this wasn't a crucial appointment but I hate doing this shit.

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Wish I could be comfortable with having a little facial hair.

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Homelander vs Victoria Neuman The Boys Season 3 Epis...

๐ Shauntae ๐
Homelander checking out her tampons makes me wonder if he was scouting out Victoria as mommy material. She isn't infertile, she has a kid. And her power is terrifying.

๐ Shauntae ๐
THOUGH. As I theorized last night, that power probably wouldn't manifest in a kid of theirs. Just his powers. Like he wants to believe that Maeve and him would make kids stronger than Ryan, but they'd more than likely just have his power set.

๐ Shauntae ๐
but it could be that homelander is just being a weird little man in this scene.

๐ Shauntae ๐
playing with tampons, sniffing clothes, rooting around for sex toys.

๐ Shauntae ๐
that man would suck on a dildo for a taste of pussy.

๐ Shauntae ๐
The HARDEST CHALLENGE In Resident Evil

๐ Shauntae ๐
Dude friend just admitted he tried writing a story trashing his ex but scrapped it since it wasn't of quality.

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She was abuser so okay but also, man, men really do that.

๐ Shauntae ๐
Wish I could trust cis men, but they do shit and then refuse to understand why it's bad.

THE SHUNT
ugh same


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I Want to Believe but Keep Getting My Bias Confirmed

๐ Shauntae ๐
The Wizard Game brought a fresh wave of this shit from cis dudes I know.

THE SHUNT
oh no


๐ Shauntae ๐
"Is buying it really that bad?"

๐ Shauntae ๐
Yes

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there is so much explaining of why it is too

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thats why i don't buy that talking point of 'well the left doesn't offer anything to men!!!' no it does but a lot of men would prefer to continue to not do any work lol

๐ Shauntae ๐
YEAH

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the amount of patience i've seen extended to cis men in leftist spaces is insane.

๐ Shauntae ๐
it's really fucked how many white cis straight men refuse to accept that they're not the center of the universe and turn to fascism in response.

THE SHUNT
yeah even the men IN leftist spaces are WEIRDLY intractable about things

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and flip to facism on a dime like u just said

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'oh i have to get used to new pronouns? there are only 2 genders, actually.'

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there's this weirdo named vaush saying 'id pol' is why young white cis het men avoid the left.

๐ Shauntae ๐
he's a popular leftist.

THE SHUNT
YEAH THAT'S WHAT I WAS REFERRING TOO

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LOL YEAH THAT FUCKER

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its such a rotten fucking take & so many ppl were slobbering on his dick over it

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mr vaush that opinion fucking Sucks dude

๐ Shauntae ๐
that is vaush.

๐ Shauntae ๐
his opinions fucking suck.

THE SHUNT
'what about men' feminism literally lifts men up as well what do u mean you freak

THE SHUNT
the patriarchy actively harms men!!

๐ Shauntae ๐
IT DOES.

๐ Shauntae ๐
CAPITALISM HURTS MEN.

๐ Shauntae ๐
telling a dude he needs to let a girl go when she says no isn't oppression.

๐ Shauntae ๐
i remember some leftist white cis dude critics didn't understand why the left wasn't embracing the joker.

๐ Shauntae ๐
women in their discords explained. they ignored it.

THE SHUNT
ofc


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the joker ACTIVELY treats women like shit in that film and stalks a black woman younger than him.

๐ Shauntae ๐
'but he stands up to the rich!'

๐ Shauntae ๐
'there are other white dude characters we could be using for this shit that don't stalk/possibly kill black women'

THE SHUNT









๐ Shauntae ๐
'omg id pol strikes AGAIN'

๐ Shauntae ๐
hasan being grumpy he couldn't stream the wizard game for trans charities really made me sigh at his dumbass

THE SHUNT
YEAH i was disappointed in that

THE SHUNT
cmon buddy you're usually so good about that stuff

๐ Shauntae ๐
h.bomb streamed donkey kong!

THE SHUNT
stream litera- YEAH.

๐ Shauntae ๐
he got so much money!!

THE SHUNT
JUST ANY OTHER GAME.

๐ Shauntae ๐
stream skyrim

THE SHUNT
LITERALLY ANY OTHER GAME, FIND A TRANS CREATOR GAME ON ITCH.IO

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he is a himbo tho i think indie games might be too much for him LOL

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PLAY SKYRIM.

๐ Shauntae ๐
LOL YEAH

THE SHUNT
have that mod where chatters can spawn stuff while you're playing

THE SHUNT
million dollars easy

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cause he'd get so mad LOL

๐ Shauntae ๐
his chatters destroy him in seconds

THE SHUNT
it also seems to get lost that the potterverse is overtly antisemetic & racist too like

THE SHUNT
lets not forget those pieces of the rancid pie lol

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IT IS

THE SHUNT
AND LIKE, WHEN I READ THEM, I DID NOT EVEN REALIZE THAT. I'M A DOPEY WHITE IDIOT, I HAD TO READ IT LATER... BUT INSTEAD OF THROWING A FIT I SAID HUH. MAN THAT'S TRUE ACTUALLY. I WILL BE MORE AWARE OF THESE THINGS NOW AS WELL

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i was just oh shit

๐ Shauntae ๐
when i heard about cho chang.

๐ Shauntae ๐
'she has surnames for a name.'

THE SHUNT
christ its so glaring

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AND THE GOBLINS


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MA'AM LOL

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WHAT U DOIN

๐ Shauntae ๐
THE WHOLE MAGICAL CREATURES DON'T HAVE RIGHTS

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also even when i read it i was like 'man how come there are poor people in this society. why doesn't harry just gift half his fortune to the weasley's?'

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like i sincerely kept waiting for him to do it

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nope lol

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their poverty is treated as a joke the whole series

THE SHUNT
yeah magical creatures having no rights is WILD.

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GOD I FORGOT

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THE FUCKING HOUSE ELVES

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'WELL THEY LIKE IT, ACTUALLY'

๐ Shauntae ๐
WHOLE SLAVE RACE THAT IS HAPPY TO BE SLAVES

THE SHUNT
PARDON????????????????????????????

๐ Shauntae ๐
it makes rowling's 'hermione could be black' horrible.

๐ Shauntae ๐
because then it's a black girl being gaslight and treated like an idiot for being UPSET AT SLAVERY

THE SHUNT
yeah it's literally worse that way jk lol

๐ Shauntae ๐
fucking evil

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decided rabbit plays the video games and suggests streaming herself playing games. sadly, she only can do one stream before homelander ruins it by being a stupid boomer.

THE SHUNT
GD IT HOMELANDER

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keeps interrupting.

THE SHUNT
doesn't understand she can't pause it

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asks why she isn't playing vought tournament of heroes.

THE SHUNT
LMAO HE WOULD SAY THAT AND THEN SMILE INTO THE CAMERA LIKE A DEAD EYED GOON

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and she's like what are u doing the platform already runs ads

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A SMILE AND A THUMBS UP.

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AUGHDJGHJKG GOD

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YEAH.

THE SHUNT
BOTH

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irradiates the entire chat with lethal cringe

๐ Shauntae ๐
AS HE SAYS DOWNLOAD NOW DURING THE DAWN OF THE SEVEN EVENT AND GET A FREE SUPPORT CHARACTER.

๐ Shauntae ๐
rabbit hiding her face and wheeze-laughing at her stupid man.

THE SHUNT
dsfjkdljgljklh

THE SHUNT
thankfully he doesn't know the emojis in chat are ones making fun of him

THE SHUNT
poggers face but its homelander

๐ Shauntae ๐
he pulls up a chair and just won't stop asking what's happening in the game.

THE SHUNT
IFNDSGHSGAHAHAHA

๐ Shauntae ๐
what's that? why are you doing that?

THE SHUNT
superchat comes up BE QUIET GRANDPALANDER and he demands they get banned

๐ Shauntae ๐
bunny rabbit, what are they saying??

๐ Shauntae ๐
ARE THEY MAKING FUN OF ME??

THE SHUNT
HAHAAHAHAHAHAHAH

THE SHUNT
RABBIT, HOLDING BACK CRY LAUGHTER: NO NOT AT ALL

๐ Shauntae ๐
then the chat just spams rabbit with oMG BUNNY RABBIT

THE SHUNT
nonSTOP

๐ Shauntae ๐
homelander proud. he did a meme.

๐ Shauntae ๐
rabbit dying in the game and almost dying in real life from laughing so hard.

THE SHUNT
does one of those 'my girlfriend plays a video game for the first time' but its homelander

๐ Shauntae ๐
homelander playing a horror game and rolling his eyes. this isn't scary.

๐ Shauntae ๐
REALLY ENJOYS MURDERING THINGS.

๐ Shauntae ๐
then a jumpscare happens and he yelps and gets pissed off.

THE SHUNT
I WASNT SCARED!!!!

๐ Shauntae ๐
he keeps fucking up the controls, too.

๐ Shauntae ๐
rabbit knows better than to correct him but sadly, the chat

THE SHUNT
she tried to teach him WASD at first but he insisted her keyboard was broken so they switched to controller

๐ Shauntae ๐
'this thing is broken. and it's too loud! wait, it clicks that loud on purpose, what??'

๐ Shauntae ๐
rabbit trying to explain people customize they keyboards and things like switches and he's ignoring her and then yelling like an aggressive idiot when he beats a boss.

THE SHUNT
i think they should film this scenario specifically for us

THE SHUNT
i can see antony pulling all this off easily LOL

๐ Shauntae ๐
i need this

๐ Shauntae ๐
the face journey he could pull.

๐ Shauntae ๐
rabbit explaining speedrunners to homelander and him dead serious asking like 'a-train?'

THE SHUNT
the stream probably makes his rating go up bcuz everyone thinks he's a himbo

THE SHUNT
now rabbit has to explain what being a himbo is

๐ Shauntae ๐
himbolander

THE SHUNT
LOL STARTS TRENDING

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ASHLEY GIVING HIM HIS SOCIAL STATS AND TENTATIVELY BEING LIKE HEY YOU'RE TRENDING... IT'S A GOOD THING... ITS NOT AN INSULT....

๐ Shauntae ๐
YOUR POINTS WITH YOUNGER DEMOGRAPHICS ARE UP BY TWO

THE SHUNT
THIS IS A BIG GET FOR US

THE SHUNT
it's been going down quarterly for years

๐ Shauntae ๐
homelander getting grumpy that the youth don't like him.

๐ Shauntae ๐
but also RABBIT, WE NEED TO STREAM AGAIN.

๐ Shauntae ๐
i NEED POINTS

๐ Shauntae ๐
PODRATS: best place to meet girl rats? #shorts

๐ Shauntae ๐
MY FUCK

THE SHUNT
SORRY FOR GIVING BACK TO THE COMMUNITY I GUESS

THE SHUNT
AAAAA THE ENDING

๐ Shauntae ๐
I KNOW

๐ Shauntae ๐
...just realized homelander doesn't have hobbies.

๐ Shauntae ๐
even a fighting game character has a hobby listed

๐ Shauntae ๐
ali express recommends weird shit to me


๐ Shauntae ๐
WHY DO FIGHTING GAMES HAVE SO MUCH LORE OMG

๐ Shauntae ๐
'juri was included in street fighter 6 for her feet'

๐ Shauntae ๐
DON'T SAY THAT

๐ Shauntae ๐
DON'T SAY THAT, BRO

๐ Shauntae ๐
PLEASE

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OH MY GOD HER SELECT SCREEN IMAGE

๐ Shauntae ๐
Koefficient Reacts To Juris Character Select Portrai...

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oH NOOOOO

๐ Shauntae ๐
THERE ISN'T ANY DENYING IT NOW

๐ Shauntae ๐
F U C K

THE SHUNT
WHAT THE FUCK

๐ Shauntae ๐
NOT EVEN TRYING

๐ Shauntae ๐
TO BE SUBTLE

๐ Shauntae ๐
i need a censor option

๐ Shauntae ๐
mosaic those feet

๐ Shauntae ๐
...rabbit would stick her foot in homelander's face like that to annoy him.

๐ Shauntae ๐
then regret it.

๐ Shauntae ๐
jokes on her, he's into that shit.

๐ Shauntae ๐
Why Are There So Many Confederate Vampires?

THE SHUNT
I LOVE PRINCESS WEEKES

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just watched her most recent bridgerton episode

๐ Shauntae ๐
i remember lindsay ellis tried this shit of we were too hard on stephenie meyer.

๐ Shauntae ๐
WE WEREN'T HARD ENOUGH.

๐ Shauntae ๐
THE SHUNT
: I ONLY JUST STARTED WATCHING HER VIDS

THE SHUNT
i'm a big regency period romance nerd for some reason but i def grapple with The Discourse around it & she gives a really good perspective on it

THE SHUNT
colorblind casting in old shit vs MAYBE MAKE NEW STORIES THAT ALREADY HAVE BLACK CHARACTERS

๐ Shauntae ๐
i should watch those vids.

THE SHUNT
but also acknowledging it also kinda owns to see period dramas that aren't just all white

THE SHUNT
MVP MOMENT WHEN SHE SAYS: BUT I DON'T EVER WANT TO SEE A BLACK CHARACTER ON DOWNTOWN ABBEY LMFAO

๐ Shauntae ๐
lOL

THE SHUNT
she has 2 bridgerton vids! but yah she has rly good fandom insights

๐ Shauntae ๐
amazing how shitty takes get more attention on algorithm

THE SHUNT
yeah i only found her recently

THE SHUNT
SO WEIRD SINCE I GOT PUSHED VAUSH VIDS DAILY UNTIL I BLOCKED HIS CHANNEL LMFAO

THE SHUNT
I NEVER CLICKED ON THEM & YET I KEPT GETTING RECS

๐ Shauntae ๐
YEAH LIKE WTF

๐ Shauntae ๐
SAME

๐ Shauntae ๐
wait. they changed the vampire dudes in the vampire diaries into confederates for the show??

๐ Shauntae ๐
i'm dying.

THE SHUNT
WHAT LMFAO I HAVENT WATCHED IT YET

THE SHUNT
OH MY GOD WHY ADD THAT

๐ Shauntae ๐
I HAVE NO IDEA

๐ Shauntae ๐
WAS IT BECAUSE OF TWILIGHT

๐ Shauntae ๐
also the costumes in vampire diaries are so cheap

๐ Shauntae ๐
how was this popular

THE SHUNT
i don't even know dude i don't think i got thru the full first ep i was like ah ok this is a show for babychildren

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but i know grown adults who have watched the whole thing & loved it lmfao

THE SHUNT
40 yr old men as highscoolers ass show

๐ Shauntae ๐
i have never seen a full episode.

THE SHUNT
sincerely not worth it in any way

๐ Shauntae ๐
the lead actress was used as a face claim for so many marvel characters in the comic side of tumblr rp.

๐ Shauntae ๐
WHAT. FIREFLY.

THE SHUNT
wtf i don't even remember that

THE SHUNT
i hated firefly tho so i only remember how the captain guy liked the sex worker but constantly shamed her for being a sex worker lol

๐ Shauntae ๐
i had a contempt for firefly since it first aired.

๐ Shauntae ๐
didn't even try watching it.

๐ Shauntae ๐
i had three good animes i could watch for space westerns.

๐ Shauntae ๐
probably didn't help that the most annoying people i knew loved joss whedon's works.

๐ Shauntae ๐
joss stole a little from outlaw star.

๐ Shauntae ๐
mostly the way river was introduced in a box.

๐ Shauntae ๐
THE SHUNT
: she was going to be horribly raped if fox greenlit a second season.

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๐ Shauntae ๐
inara.

๐ Shauntae ๐
imagine being called up by joss whedon and he pitches this shit to you.

THE SHUNT


THE SHUNT
i remember trying to watch it when it aired & hating it, then later ppl were like no firefly owned u gotta watch it! i did & hated it MORE lmfao

๐ Shauntae ๐
someone saw i liked trigun and said YOU GOTTA WATCH FIREFLY!!

๐ Shauntae ๐
i was lol, no.

๐ Shauntae ๐
it was a firefly fan that once tried telling me how fanfic is disrespectful to creators.

๐ Shauntae ๐
he used some horny firefly fanfic as an example. i asked why were you looking up firefly fanfic?

๐ Shauntae ๐
why do you CARE?

๐ Shauntae ๐
tbh, i think joss whedon's works need to be fully disrespected.