Nie Mingjue - MDZS Edit

KISSING MEN LIKE A ONLY A TRUE WARRIOR WOULD!!!! (Tag tracking)

< It's a battle now Koro. He's committed lolol

< Guangyao dropped the "L"-word on Mingjue and Mingjue is scared

< Mingjue doesn't understand what amothinal subspace is and he is so worried over Guangyao right now

*emotional

< Guangyao: So. Wana try dual cultivating to balance your qi there big guy?
Mingjue:

< Aerith? What do you mean talk to plants? Do you actually talk to plants? Are you communing with their spirit? Plants certainly do not have ears

AHAHAH OH BOY A XUE YANG RESERVED

Mingjues got some words--

XXC is like "o it's my friend".

Mingjue also has a few sharpened sticks ready

XD

Zichen won't be amused when he shows up lol

Sҽα Sιɾҽɳ : Xingchen nnnnnO!

Jgy will have to get his migrane meds

XXC is gonna be so confused and torn. Haaalp.

Here comes trouble

if 4th walling was more a thing Koro would absolutely be watching this like "damn this is like watching those Chinese dramas some of my dates tried to get me to watch"

Lolol I'm legit giggling over how Koro keeps having the cultivators drop information on him casually only for him freak out because "why?!?!"

Mingjue: my family practices animal sacrifice because the anger of their spirits fuels our abilities.
Koro: !?!?
Xingchen: so I took my own eyeballs out and gave them for my best friend to use because it's my fault he lost his to begin with.
Koro: !?!?!?!?!?!?!?

lol this is why Julieta's whole situation just seems like a thing that could happen

Julieta: you're big you must be an alien

Koro: ????????????????

ChoHakkaiFan : listen okay in his world this is TV shit

ahahaha I mean to be fair Aliens are a totally normal thing for Julieta

ℕ𝕦𝕘𝕘𝕖𝕥 : hey hey hey.... What the hell is a tv?

Julieta not from Earth either! she's just looking for her people.

ChoHakkaiFan : Koro makes a big mistake by joking with Mingjue, telling him it's a cursed box that traps people and forces them to perform for our amusement

he has to explicitly say he's joking in order to not break his oath to speak no lies, but it's too late

Omg mingjue would go feral the big hero he likes to be