ℬ𝓞𝓞ₙᵢₛₕₑᵣ 👻
it's ALWAYS freakin mushrooms 
ᴡᴏʟғ.
omfg lmfaooo
𝐚𝐫𝐛𝐨𝐫𝐢𝐚
omg
ᴡᴏʟғ.
whiskey fungus!!
ℬ𝓞𝓞ₙᵢₛₕₑᵣ 👻
fungi are WILD also this article is actually pretty sad and corporations continue to be evil
ℬ𝓞𝓞ₙᵢₛₕₑᵣ 👻
but I did go in the comments to see how many people mentioned the last of us LMAO
ℬ𝓞𝓞ₙᵢₛₕₑᵣ 👻
2023 mushroom themed year???
ℬ𝓞𝓞ₙᵢₛₕₑᵣ 👻
someone was like now imagine those fuckers drunk
𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐫𝐚 🎀
it truly is the year of the mushroom
𝔰𝔱𝔯𝔞𝔤𝔱𝔥𝔦𝔫𝔤 🦇
LMAOOOO
❥ 𝑐𝑙𝑎𝑟𝑎 𝑏𝑜𝑤
ℬ𝓞𝓞ₙᵢₛₕₑᵣ 👻
omg my mom has a bunch of that set
ℬ𝓞𝓞ₙᵢₛₕₑᵣ 👻
it's really cute actually...
ℬ𝓞𝓞ₙᵢₛₕₑᵣ 👻
mushrooms are cute until they're evil
Haunted Boobs
Omg
ɥɔʇɐɹɔs ˙ɹɯ
what if we kissed under the Tennessee mushroom crust
ℬ𝓞𝓞ₙᵢₛₕₑᵣ 👻
^ HBOs new hit romance drama
ɥɔʇɐɹɔs ˙ɹɯ
I'd write it
ℬ𝓞𝓞ₙᵢₛₕₑᵣ 👻
you get paid exclusively in mushrooms
ɥɔʇɐɹɔs ˙ɹɯ
except if I wrote it the twist would be the man she falls in love with is actually a human body taken over by sentient mushrooms that learned how to love through their meeting, and has decided not to assimilate the tennessee town now that it recognizes the individuality of humanity
ℬ𝓞𝓞ₙᵢₛₕₑᵣ 👻
Hannah wtf
ℬ𝓞𝓞ₙᵢₛₕₑᵣ 👻
that's really good stop
ɥɔʇɐɹɔs ˙ɹɯ
❥ 𝑐𝑙𝑎𝑟𝑎 𝑏𝑜𝑤
fungi are capable of learning and communicating with each other, actually
ɥɔʇɐɹɔs ˙ɹɯ
yes, they certainly are
❥ 𝑐𝑙𝑎𝑟𝑎 𝑏𝑜𝑤
(well like their own species, but w/e)
ɥɔʇɐɹɔs ˙ɹɯ
in the sequel another mushroom species descends upon the tennessee town and the two species have unresolved differences in their philosophical beliefs in the importance of humanity and there's a grand mushroom war where they use the corpses of animals and bugs against each other
ɥɔʇɐɹɔs ˙ɹɯ
ɥɔʇɐɹɔs ˙ɹɯ
I include the line "you cannot kill me in a way that matters" as the denouement
ℬ𝓞𝓞ₙᵢₛₕₑᵣ 👻
that sounds like a Jaskier line if I ever heard one
ᴡᴏʟғ.
i think abt that post all the time
ℬ𝓞𝓞ₙᵢₛₕₑᵣ 👻
DAMN Hannah I'd watch that I'm so mad lmao
ℬ𝓞𝓞ₙᵢₛₕₑᵣ 👻
I need to know what the mushrooms are telling each other
ℬ𝓞𝓞ₙᵢₛₕₑᵣ 👻
the eternal mushroom gossip network
ɥɔʇɐɹɔs ˙ɹɯ
it does sound like a jaskier line damn
ɥɔʇɐɹɔs ˙ɹɯ
LMFAO NOW I WANNA WRITE THIS JUST TO BE INSANE
ɥɔʇɐɹɔs ˙ɹɯ
why can't I have infinite time
ℬ𝓞𝓞ₙᵢₛₕₑᵣ 👻
looking forward to your fungus neural network OC
ɥɔʇɐɹɔs ˙ɹɯ
his name is legion, but everyone calls him Leggy
PirateTaiga
why have Artificial Intelligence when you can have .... Mushroom Intelligence
PirateTaiga
(btw the fungus that connects tree roots in large primal forests of Europe was actually studied... and reported to pass information along the networked trees)
space witch
I'd sue the county about mushrooms too
ℬ𝓞𝓞ₙᵢₛₕₑᵣ 👻
yeah i remember reading about the forest network aahhhh NATURE IS BANANAS like the fact people think they know anything is pure hubris. what do the trees and mushrooms know?!
ℬ𝓞𝓞ₙᵢₛₕₑᵣ 👻
unfortunately yes the article is about how the state and factories don't give a shit about any of these people who probably also keep actively voting against their own interests, america is a fucking mess
ℬ𝓞𝓞ₙᵢₛₕₑᵣ 👻
but mushrooms are just fun little guys
ɥɔʇɐɹɔs ˙ɹɯ
I've been haunted by an article I read that the smell of freshly cut grass is a side effect of grass screaming
ɥɔʇɐɹɔs ˙ɹɯ
I've never been the same since then
ɥɔʇɐɹɔs ˙ɹɯ
checkmate, vegans
ɥɔʇɐɹɔs ˙ɹɯ
Fresh-Cut Grass Smell is Your Lawn's Shriek of Despa...
ɥɔʇɐɹɔs ˙ɹɯ
SHRIEK OF DESPAIR
ℬ𝓞𝓞ₙᵢₛₕₑᵣ 👻
ᴡᴏʟғ.
