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it's ALWAYS freakin mushrooms 
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omfg lmfaooo
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omg
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whiskey fungus!!
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fungi are WILD also this article is actually pretty sad and corporations continue to be evil
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but I did go in the comments to see how many people mentioned the last of us LMAO
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2023 mushroom themed year???
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someone was like now imagine those fuckers drunk
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it truly is the year of the mushroom
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LMAOOOO
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omg my mom has a bunch of that set
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it's really cute actually...
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mushrooms are cute until they're evil
Haunted Boobs
Omg
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what if we kissed under the Tennessee mushroom crust
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^ HBOs new hit romance drama
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I'd write it
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you get paid exclusively in mushrooms
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except if I wrote it the twist would be the man she falls in love with is actually a human body taken over by sentient mushrooms that learned how to love through their meeting, and has decided not to assimilate the tennessee town now that it recognizes the individuality of humanity
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Hannah wtf
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that's really good stop
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fungi are capable of learning and communicating with each other, actually
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yes, they certainly are
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(well like their own species, but w/e)
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in the sequel another mushroom species descends upon the tennessee town and the two species have unresolved differences in their philosophical beliefs in the importance of humanity and there's a grand mushroom war where they use the corpses of animals and bugs against each other
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I include the line "you cannot kill me in a way that matters" as the denouement
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that sounds like a Jaskier line if I ever heard one
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i think abt that post all the time
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DAMN Hannah I'd watch that I'm so mad lmao
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I need to know what the mushrooms are telling each other
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the eternal mushroom gossip network
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it does sound like a jaskier line damn
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LMFAO NOW I WANNA WRITE THIS JUST TO BE INSANE
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why can't I have infinite time
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looking forward to your fungus neural network OC
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his name is legion, but everyone calls him Leggy
PirateTaiga
why have Artificial Intelligence when you can have .... Mushroom Intelligence
PirateTaiga
(btw the fungus that connects tree roots in large primal forests of Europe was actually studied... and reported to pass information along the networked trees)
antler queen
I'd sue the county about mushrooms too
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yeah i remember reading about the forest network aahhhh NATURE IS BANANAS like the fact people think they know anything is pure hubris. what do the trees and mushrooms know?!
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unfortunately yes the article is about how the state and factories don't give a shit about any of these people who probably also keep actively voting against their own interests, america is a fucking mess
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but mushrooms are just fun little guys
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I've been haunted by an article I read that the smell of freshly cut grass is a side effect of grass screaming
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I've never been the same since then
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checkmate, vegans
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Fresh-Cut Grass Smell is Your Lawn's Shriek of Despa...
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SHRIEK OF DESPAIR
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