Princess Emily
Cocaine Bear is a CINEMATIC MASTERPIECE
merry curesman
right??
Princess Emily
it is just
Princess Emily
the most movie
dragon time
Fiiiiine I'll see cocaine bear
Princess Emily
good, good
You're Quinner
I have two important questions about the movie
You're Quinner
1. Is there a bear
Princess Emily
1. yes
You're Quinner
2. Does the bear do cocaine
Princess Emily
2. VERY yes
You're Quinner
standards met. film delivers on basic premise
You're Quinner
10/10
Goldude
Is it sharknado bad or birdemic bad?
Princess Emily
It's not bad it's good
RobotApocalypse
it's based on that true story about the bear who ate a shit-ton of cocaine, right?
Princess Emily
RobotApocalypse
: yes correct
BattroidBattery
very loosely based, in that the real bear died quickly and did not maul any humans
Princess Emily
no I'm pretty sure everything in the movie actually happened
RobotApocalypse
rad