nothing like starting your day by confronting the fact that ladders are fucking terrifying if you can't feel one of your feet

"But Mysty I thought you were going to be helping your dad fix the septic line today, how did you end up on a ladder?"

WELCOME TO RURAL LIFE, BITCHES

tl;dr we had to cut down a tree that was the reason the line was cracked, BUT the tree was weighted towards the house

so I had to go shooting up a ladder and cut off a bunch of branches before my brother-in-law could chainsaw down the main trunk

now my dad and i are taking a break BEFORE we return to fixing the line

i look forward to moving one day so that i can start a new life with people i love, but also so I never have to climb on a roof again

mumble mumble we'll hire bitches to go on ladders for us