julia 
I would like to add: GIVE ME A MURDER MYSTERY SET IN HOBBITON PLEASE you know, like Midsommer Murders. Here's this lovely village with these lovely people and Gosh Someone Dies Every Episode
beachcryptid
julia 
I would like to add: GIVE ME A MURDER MYSTERY SET IN HOBBITON PLEASE you know, like Midsommer Murders. Here's this lovely village with these lovely people and Gosh Someone Dies Every Episode
julia I would like to add: GIVE ME A MURDER MYSTERY SET IN HOBBITON PLEASE you know, like Midsommer Murders. Here's this lovely village with these lovely people and Gosh Someone Dies Every Episode
beachcryptid
you can have a Took as the Detective, they'd fit right in
beachcryptid
alternatively, I want a show about the Grand Adventures of the Remarkable Daughters of the Old Took
beachcryptid
alternatively alternatively, I would settle for something like Escape To The Country except its Escape To The Other Side Of The Shire To Get Away From My Annoying Cousins
beachcryptid
plz I just want more hobbit
beachcryptid
or taht british thing about antiques... except its set in the Mathom House
beachcryptid
antique roadshow! that's the name. Mathom Roadshow
beachcryptid
"this was my great aunt primrose's, and SHE got it from her second uncle on her father's side, who I heard tell got it from an elf!"
Southern Pansy
Murder in hobbiton OR the victims garden has been horribly vandalised and the criminal that stole all their carrots must be found at any cost!
beachcryptid
Southern Pansy
: EVEN BETTER
beachcryptid
"I was at the Faire the other day and I swear I saw Lobellia snitching Mrs Cotton's pies!"
delatour
Don't they already have a Took murder set up? The awful grandmother Pippin's sister probably killed?
delatour
Ok I looked it up, she was probably just usefully careless. But still
beachcryptid
delatour
: lol "The Curious Case of Aunt Lalia's Mysterious Death"
delatour
honestly, though, isn't what we really want a bollywood musical?
beachcryptid
.................................................truth
PirateTaiga
pliz give me Hobbiton Murders .... I'm fine with there being no murders just A Curious Case
beachcryptid
CSI: The Shire
PirateTaiga
yessssss
beachcryptid
"what do you MEAN the pumpkin patch has been poisoned? the Faire is tomorrow!"
PirateTaiga
the horror!!!
beachcryptid
the tragedy!!!
beachcryptid
the scandal
PirateTaiga
